Watch fearless Jacslayer @ed_burke_1689 DESTROY Universal Rights Warriors in his latest video pamphlet.
― The boy who cried 'wolf' in a crowded theatre (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
lol
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link
"and what" / " here's why "
― dylannn, Sunday, 11 December 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
leon@leyawnSOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/585859882869469184
― the klosterman weekend (s.clover), Monday, 12 December 2016 04:50 (seven years ago) link
I've been seeing "It did not go well" a lot recently in clickbait headlines
Usually along the lines of: "(Powerful, Trump-related person) tried to talk about (issue). It did not go well." (i.e. a bunch of people impotently tweeted insults at them)
― duped and used by my worst Miss U (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 February 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link
Something I've seen in like half a dozen headlines about the Wikileaks/CIA story: How Afraid Should I Be?
― (Got A) Key In My Peehole (From Peeing Through a Keyhole) (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:11 (seven years ago) link
https://i1.wp.com/blogofdoom.com/wp-content/uploads/panic_thumb.jpg?resize=644%2C484
― soref, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:24 (seven years ago) link
She was guilty of the "ONE NEGLECT" that mars many marriages and you won't believe what she did next (Hint: Lysol douche!)
― Madchen, Wednesday, 8 March 2017 13:46 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9Nyp0Zh.png
― rob, Saturday, 24 June 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
Lord help me I like to write about these dumb movies https://t.co/p6GWbvMGGI— Emily Yoshida (@emilyyoshida) June 23, 2017
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 24 June 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link
I feel like Bilge Elbiri raised the stakes too high for anyone reviewing this one
― rob, Saturday, 24 June 2017 14:56 (seven years ago) link
It's not like it's a high bar for something to count as art. There's tons of shitty art.
― jmm, Saturday, 24 June 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link
Piero Manzoni's shit might be...art?
― rob, Saturday, 24 June 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link
WASHINGTON (AP) - Trump says Senate has chance to pass important health care bill; if it fails, he won't like it "and that's OK"— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) June 27, 2017
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 23:57 (seven years ago) link
Why does trump say hen fap
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 28 June 2017 00:44 (seven years ago) link
and this is why
― Hilarity Winner (doo dah), Sunday, 9 July 2017 02:21 (seven years ago) link
article
― Hilarity Winner (doo dah), Sunday, 9 July 2017 02:22 (seven years ago) link
I gave my cat a poop transplant—here’s what happened next
https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/07/i-gave-my-cat-a-fecal-microbiome-transplant-heres-what-happened-next/
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 July 2017 19:14 (seven years ago) link
No One’s Afraid of the Big, Bad Wolf—And That’s a Problemhttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/can-wolves-and-humans-coexist-180965337
― Beret McKesson (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 November 2017 03:47 (six years ago) link
Boats full of dead people from North Korea keep showing up in Japan - here's why
― omar little, Sunday, 10 December 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' Will Be Too Inclusive For Some People. Good.
So the Cat Person short story has made straight men feel uncomfortable. Good
― jmm, Friday, 15 December 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
The Timing of Janelle Monáe’s Coming Out Felt Like a Business Move—and That’s OK
― the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Monday, 17 September 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link
Do We Really Need An Amy Winehouse Hologram Tour, Though?
― Alba, Saturday, 13 October 2018 08:07 (five years ago) link
Most people don’t want to think about their own death. If they do, it’s not in any sort of real way. We imagine floating around and haunting the people who have wronged us, for a short while. But it’s hard to grasp the permanence of what happens when you no longer live inside the flesh cage that encases your soul (or whatever you believe in).
― Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 13 October 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link
Influencer says she was on a 'tapas and cocaine' diet to stay thin - here's why that's not healthy
― omar little, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 22:57 (five years ago) link
did she not know you're supposed to order a couple tapas per person and share?
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link
Everything You Know About Pizza Is Wrong … Maybe
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link
Parasites Infect These Beetles. It Might Be a Good Thing.
― ☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 13:25 (five years ago) link
i knew the beatles were infected by parasites, and that's okay
― sarahell, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 14:19 (five years ago) link
Charli XCX Is Probably Not the Future of Pop, and That’s Okay
― jaymc, Sunday, 15 September 2019 06:35 (five years ago) link
otherwise this stone would seem defacedbeneath the translucent cascade of the shouldersand would not glisten like a wild beast's fur:
would not, from all the borders of itself,burst like a star: for here there is no placethat does not see you. You must hack your life.
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 15 September 2019 08:11 (five years ago) link
Confession: I tell myself "that's OK" pretty much about everything, all the time.
― sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Sunday, 15 September 2019 13:45 (five years ago) link
Going to sew some of these into frames for the new house
― beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:11 (three years ago) link
that would actually be a really good art project tbh
― sarahell, Thursday, 4 March 2021 07:13 (three years ago) link
also an idea for one of those ransom note font "big hug" blankets with the blond woman on the porch that were all over fb a month or so ago
― sarahell, Thursday, 4 March 2021 07:14 (three years ago) link
The horror
― beware the ídes of mairt (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 March 2021 09:53 (three years ago) link
Mr. Kurtz, he dead, and that's okay.
― sarahell, Thursday, 4 March 2021 13:33 (three years ago) link
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it, and here’s why.
― Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 March 2021 14:22 (three years ago) link
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, and that's okay.
― wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 4 March 2021 14:51 (three years ago) link
We Want Our Friends Back! (But Which Ones?)The pandemic shrank many social circles to a skeleton crew. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing.
― sarahell, Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRn2VQWNkgA
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 March 2021 18:26 (three years ago) link
Netflix Released Its July Titles And If I Cancel Plans It's Totally Unrelatedhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/natalieoganesyan/new-on-netflix-july-2021
I'm not sure this is a formula as such but it's a prime example of the kind of posing-as-social-media-discourse that grinds my gears. It reads like some needy teenager trying to fit in.
― Alba, Thursday, 24 June 2021 12:14 (three years ago) link
That person has been writing for Buzzfeed for one week, and appears to actually be a teenager
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 24 June 2021 12:21 (three years ago) link
wait, no, 21. which counts as a teenager for Americans I guess.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 24 June 2021 12:23 (three years ago) link
Yeah, I don't mean to dunk on her. I'm assuming the headlines are produced by some crack A-B testing team at Buzzfeed, though I guess the writer might contribute them all the same.
― Alba, Thursday, 24 June 2021 12:28 (three years ago) link
https://www.wired.com/story/the-coelacanth-may-live-for-a-century-thats-not-great-news/
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 June 2021 01:23 (three years ago) link
OK, I clicked just to find out what the fuck it meant:People Are Sharing Things That Should Be Illegal, And There Are No Lies Detected
― Alba, Saturday, 26 June 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link
Here's Why That's Okay!https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/07/22/i-live-democratic-bubble-heres-why-thats-okay/
― jaymc, Thursday, 22 July 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link
the singularity
― assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 22 July 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link
a "Democratic bubble" is just "a city"
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 23 July 2021 16:57 (three years ago) link