with that said i did watch all of them so it must have done something right
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 January 2017 04:06 (seven years ago) link
damn dude i can't handle more than one episode of this a night. still haven't gone back to watch Men Against Fire.
― flappy bird, Friday, 13 January 2017 04:13 (seven years ago) link
i don't recognize any of the titles, but i believe that's the one that where it turned out that everything that had just happened was just an "experience" to be integrated into the next model version of himself, untold billions of which would be used to populate a new universe/simulation trying to take over another universe controlled by a rival human/bot/creator but THEN
you're supposed to read all that in garth voice
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 January 2017 04:23 (seven years ago) link
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
― DJI, Friday, 13 January 2017 05:27 (seven years ago) link
Iain M Banks did a great flip side take (obviously before BM) on San Junipero called Surface Detail.
― DJI, Friday, 13 January 2017 05:30 (seven years ago) link
I cracked the seal on this last weekend by watching San Junipero first, fully aware that it's atypical of the rest of the series. Since then, I've watched the pig fucking one, the xmas episode with Jon Hamm, and the one where the girl buys an AI version of her dead boyfriend/husband only to get completely freaked out.
Not sure what to hit next. Guess I'll just keep jumping around.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 13 January 2017 05:32 (seven years ago) link
Nosedive and Playtest are my favorites from S3.
― flappy bird, Friday, 13 January 2017 05:44 (seven years ago) link
watched the 1st three seasons over the past week. like 10 episodes total. occasionally clever, but i basically hate this show. like, half the episodes are tired (and inevitably male) sexual anxiety nightmares in paper thin sci-fi drag. oh no, she cheated on me. oh no, she done a porn. oh no, i fucked a pig on the telly.
― Balðy Daudrs (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
Sounds about right. I couldn't take it, because it seemed so shallow and lazy, even when it had a good idea/cast.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:52 (seven years ago) link
did you just name all of the male sexual anxiety nightmares in those 3 examples?
feel like that's a super reductive take and i'm not even one of this show's true believers. it's all "x anxiety nightmares" of some sort.
xp
― circa1916, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
I'm sorry you had this experience. it must have been very difficult for you.
― akm, Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:14 (seven years ago) link
I'm not surprised Charlie Brooker has sexual anxiety nightmares, no-one can work out how he ended up married to Konnie Huq.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link
Is the she did porn episode the one where they bicycle for credits all day?
The setups are less of a problem to me than the show having almost nothing interesting to say about the situations it's portraying. Social media is taking over our lives!!! Yes, and...
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:20 (seven years ago) link
It's more like OK, here's this extremely specific dead-end dystopian situation, OMG, they can't get out of this extremely specific dead-end dystopian situation!
Here's one: we're in the future, where a giant public pool is filled with robot piranhas, and once a year, a child is chosen to throw in to be eaten by the robot piranhas, and when the child is chosen her parents step up and volunteer to be eaten by piranhas instead, and they are, and then we see the child film it on her cellphone and post it to the internet to share with her friends, and it turns out the children are the ones that devised the robot piranhas because they are psychopaths who like their screens more than mom and dad who want their parents eaten by robot fish. What sort of sick society have we become!?!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:52 (seven years ago) link
cant wait for the fidget spinner ep in seies 4
― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:58 (seven years ago) link
yeah, i figure infidelity, porn sadness and the telly pig pretty much cover it
― Balðy Daudrs (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link
"what if phones, but too much?" is a lot of these episodes... great fb group, i recommend it
― flappy bird, Friday, 2 June 2017 00:53 (seven years ago) link
feel like the dystopia we're living in is tonally more nathan barley than black mirror
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 2 June 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link
Watching over 12 hours of a show you "basically hate" in one week is pretty good fodder for a Black Mirror episode, it has to be said.
― Whooremeister (jed_), Friday, 2 June 2017 01:08 (seven years ago) link
lol otm
― flappy bird, Friday, 2 June 2017 01:09 (seven years ago) link
https://irishkirsche.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/tumblr_neqzq9kmrk1u3o8rto2_500.jpg
― kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 June 2017 02:45 (seven years ago) link
― kurt schwitterz, Thursday, June 1, 2017 10:58 AM (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I read this while holding my fidget spinner so you best believe i'm excited too
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 2 June 2017 06:39 (seven years ago) link
Bring on the war with the fidget cubes
― Bio-Digital Jezza (kingfish), Friday, 2 June 2017 06:50 (seven years ago) link
In a dystopian future, all citizens must spin their fidget spinners at all time. If they stop, they lose a finger. Episode ends with the entire nation fingerless and helpless. And then you see someone spin one ... on their TONGUE! DO YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT!?!?!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 June 2017 12:00 (seven years ago) link
the severed fingers are used to make more fidget spinners
― early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 2 June 2017 12:31 (seven years ago) link
fidget spinners are PEOPLE
― kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 June 2017 13:06 (seven years ago) link
In a dystopian future, everyone is glued to an outlandish, ott reality TV show featuring totally insane, depraved acts. They just can't stop watching because it is so crazy. But then it turns out ... that crazy reality TV show *is* reality, and the people on the "shows" have all been watching everyone else, amazed at how boring and "fake" their lives are!
In a dystopian future, we replace our teachers with perfect robots, and the schools improve significantly. Grades and tests are up, our kids are smarter and more competent. And then we discover ... the robot teachers have replaced all our kids with robots!
In a dystopian future, a new strain of addictive pornography proliferates. Almost everyone becomes entranced, despite the fact that it eventually literally makes you go blind. It turns out this strain of pornography was devised ... by blind people! They have a big victory party and assume control until - twist! - they are beset by a newer strain of addictive audio pornography ... devised by deaf people!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 June 2017 15:20 (seven years ago) link
credit where due to CB, apparently that phrase can actually be seen in a newspaper headline or something somewhere in s3
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 2 June 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link
what if robot sex, but too much?
― kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link
In a dystopian future, an insecure man spends his life's savings to get a cybernetic robot penis installed and becomes a literal sex machine. But then it turns out his lover has been a secret robot sub all along, and his partner long ago left him for another man ... who turns out to be a robot! With a REAL penis! Irony!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 June 2017 19:43 (seven years ago) link
Brilliant work by Josh in Chicago in this thread.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link
Basically, sure, but my love for this series isn't lessened.
― The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link
I thought we went over all that way back when
― mh, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:56 (seven years ago) link
Ok I hadn't seen this before. Lol.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link
Ahead of its time.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
now I feel old because all of Black Mirror seems to have aired recently, or at least in the "now," but I guess it did start in 2011
― mh, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link
I just watched season 1 episode 1.
"Jane...... please"
― Treeship, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link
Episode 2 sucks
― Treeship, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link
Season 4 coming soon. Episode titles & credits:
“Arkangel” Cast: Rosemarie Dewitt (La La Land, Mad Men), Brenna Harding (A Place to Call Home), Owen Teague (Bloodline)Director: Jodie FosterWritten by: Charlie Brooker
“USS Callister” Cast: Jesse Plemons (Black Mass, Fargo), Cristin Milioti (The Wolf of Wall Street, Fargo), Jimmi Simpson (Westworld, House of Cards), Michaela Coel (Chewing Gum, Monsters: Dark Continent)Director: Toby Haynes (Dr Who, Sherlock)Written By: Charlie Brooker & William Bridges
“Crocodile”Cast: Andrea Riseborough (Birdman, Bloodline), Andrew Gower (Outlander), Kiran Sonia Sawar (Murdered By My Father)Director: John Hillcoat (Triple Nine, Lawless)Written By: Charlie Brooker
“Hang the DJ” Cast: Georgina Campbell (Flowers, Broadchurch), Joe Cole (Peaky Blinders, Green Room), George Blagden (Versailles, Vikings)Director: Tim Van Patten (The Sopranos, Game of Thrones)Written By: Charlie Brooker
“Metalhead” Cast: Maxine Peake (The Theory Of Everything, The Village), Jake Davies (The Missing, A Brilliant Young Mind), Clint Dyer (Hope Springs)Director: David Slade (Hannibal, American Gods)Written By: Charlie Brooker
“Black Museum” Cast: Douglas Hodge (The Night Manager, Catastrophe), Letitia Wright (Humans, Ready Player One), Babs Olusanmokun (Roots, The Defenders)Director: Colm McCarthyWritten By: Charlie Brooker
― flappy bird, Friday, 25 August 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
Teaser is out..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH85obU350E
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 27 August 2017 08:02 (six years ago) link
Premieres December 29thhttps://pitchfork.com/news/netflix-announces-black-mirror-season-4-premiere-date/
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link
still excited for the possibility of a fidget spinner episode
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Thursday, 7 December 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link
I know it was deeply flawed but Nathan Barley was a deeply accurate glimpse of the future pre-Black Mirror, but the future is now
― mh, Thursday, 7 December 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link
josh az otm, massive own-goal if they do not feature
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 December 2017 10:52 (six years ago) link
let's do this then. Enjoying the first one so far.
― kinder, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link
[as a parent] fuck you brooker for putting that image in my head
― kinder, Friday, 29 December 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
I know EXACTLY what image
― The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link
I'm watching "Arkangel". Parents, please have a full glass of wine before you spin this one up.
― The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:41 (six years ago) link
Seriously, this is devastating stuff.
― The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 29 December 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link
I’m watching that one right now and alternating between cringe and outrage and hoping this doesn’t go the way I’m worried about but ohhh nooo
― mh, Friday, 29 December 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link