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Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

A: Pick it up and suck its dick.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Friday, 7 January 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

what do you call two homosexual vegetables?

lesbeans.

-- christopher james mcintosh, Monday, January 3, 2005 10:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

ACTUALLY LEGUMES ARE NOT VEGETABLES

^best joke

Will M., Friday, 7 September 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link


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