The Top 100 English Language Films of All Time (With Commentary)

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fin du cinema

s woods, Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

rosemary, I wasn't thinking of any ILXors in particular.

hstencil, Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am most pleased with this thread

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

has a deaf person ever played a person that can hear in a movie?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm still waiting to find out where "Barb Wire" places on Jess's list.

Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

except that that is a funny and interesting list of films (the first one) (the second one is so-so)

especially the "English language" part

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess can we add to the list, cause i've got some.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

especially the "English language" part

Felicity Ikiru was a placeholder--Jess is awaiting the remake with Tom Hanks.*

*I am not making this up.

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey we should totally remake "Rules of the Game" as an 80's North suburban Chicago period piece where they go skiing in Wisconsin for a weekend! Let's do it!

(c)2003 felicity redwell.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anything with Billy Zabka must be recognized. He was the best bully on film evah! I loved when he and the Cobra Kai kicked Ralph Macchio's ass.

Here he is out of villian mode with Joey Lawrence in 1985.

http://www.kvflipside.org/images/16-nov85-10.jpg

Cub, Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

felicity: it would have to have all the cusacks.

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

yanc3y's list is better.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

That would be awesome! We should do it! You can play the Jean Renoir character if you like.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm going to mention Logan's Run like I do on every other film thread.

Logan's Run.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

it would have to have all the cusacks.

...which means Jeremy Piven is on board, too, right?

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

21. Cruel Intentions - scrumptiously overwrought teen drama where adults attempt to play kids attempting to be adults, this movie takes itself so seriously you can see them trying not to giggle
22. Changing Lanes - Affleck recants his chauvinist entitlement mindset as a dress rehearsal for dating Jenny-from-the-block
23. Friday - "all day long, foot up the ass, cause that's my PLEJZ-AH!"
24. Reanimator - he kills people. when he reanimates them in his lab, they keep trying to kill HIM, but he's almost perfected the formula, he's almost got it right, so... (repeat.) hilariously disgusting catalogue of compulsion in the face of disaster
25. Young Doctors in Love - St Elsewhere lampoon, should have been a TV series!!
26. Sorry, Wrong Number - every scene takes place on the telephone, memories and stories telescoped and sent thru the phone wire; silence isn't golden, it's DEATH—like dead air on the radio the chatter reminds our irritating protagonists they're still alive.
27. To Live and Die in L.A. - I can't remember a single thing about this movie except that it freaked the hell out of me. And it made me want to be a counterfeiter.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

jeremy piven can play gaston, renamed "gary" in our version.

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

(otm re Cruel Intentions: Selma Blair's perfomance as sexmad 14 y/o is nearly mime-like in its seamlessness.)

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's Up Doc?

written/directed: Peter Bogdanovich

Remake of Bringing Up Baby, sort of. One of all time five best comedies.

Skottie, Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait a minute, Rosemary's Baby!!!!! Surely this takes all prizes.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Top Ten Most Underrated Supporting Actors of the 80's & 90's:

1. Billy Zabka
2. Jeremy Piven
3. Valeria Golino
4. Jack Nance
5. Keith David
6. Jeffrey Jones (very creepy)
7. Michael Rooker
8. David Patrick Kelly ("Warriors, come out and play!")
9. Illeana Douglas (the definitive saucer-eyed actress)
10. Brad Dourif (of Raymond in Blue Velvet fame)

Cub, Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

No Curtis Armstrong?

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Top Five overrated supporting actors/actresses of the 80s & 90s:

1. Christopher Walken
2. Kathy Bates
3. Judi Dench
4. Steve Buscemi
5. Harvey Keitel

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, shit. I left out Lance Hendrickson and Ernie Hudson.

Cub, Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's Sir Judi Dench to you, Mr. Yanc3y!

Skottie, Thursday, 17 April 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thank god someone motherfuckin mentioned Billy Zabka. He was also the bully in "just one of the guys."

Movies I watch a lot

1. Career Opportunities
2. The Stoned Age
3. Making Mr. Right
4. Super Fuzz

I think Jess's list is okay. But it's missing 'CAN'T BUY ME LOVE.'

Mandee, Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

I know, Billy Zabka even carried around some weightlifting gloves to kick some nerd ass in Just One of the Guys.

But Zabka always lost in the end. Tis' a pity.

Cub, Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can't Buy Me Love is AMAZING!!! Patrick Dempsey needs more love! CBML and Loverboy were the two most important movies to me when I was 12. I wanted to be a pizza delivery guy cuz of Loverboy ("and extra anchovies!").

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Best trilogy of the 80s: The William Zabka asshole trilogy. As seen in Karate Kid, Back to School and Just One of the Guys. You HAVE to read whateverdude.com's tribute to William Zabka. I e-mailed the writer to let him know that Zabka also played an asshole on Gimme A Break when he was Sam's boyfriend and was mooching off her and then ran off with her life savings and in European Vacation as Audrey's asshole boyfriend. Zabka actually e-mailed the writer back to express his thanks. I luv the internet! T

Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Add the "Woowoo Kid" w/ Dempsey and we have another trilogy winner!

I want a Yanc3y with exxxxtrrrraaaa anchovies.

Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Woowoo Kid? Whaz that?

Carey yr making me blush!!!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's also known as "In The Mood". True story of this teenager that ran off with like 3 married womenin the 40s maybe. Beverly D'Angelo and some others in it. They do not I repeat they do not do the African Anteater Ritual dance in it.

Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess, I'm waiting...

shoops (Oops), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

The women are in their 40s or it's set in the 40's?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's set in the 40s.

THe William Zabka tribute: www.childrenofpain.com/london/zabka.html

Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess has earned my eternal respect for including Gremlins 2:The New Batch, tho it should be at #1 No, I haven't seen the other four before it, but really, what could they possibly offer that's better than "I want to.....discuss"? Little green monsters doing everything we WANT to do but know we shouldn't/can't; it never gets old.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

i watch rounders all the time too, and it's horrible. best film not yet mentioned on this thread - cabin boy.

dan (dan), Thursday, 17 April 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I left a cabin boy and came back a cabin man!
have never seen this movie although when I was in Jr. High I was way into Dave Letterman and Chris Elliot and thought it was going to be a spectacular flop, in a good way.

Carey (Carey), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yay! This Zabka revival warms my heart. Last time I talked about the Cobra Kai everybody acted like they did know what I was talking about.

Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want a Cobra Kai karate suit.

Cub, Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am going to be a shower for next halloween.

also, jess have u seen "toy soldiers"?

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 17 April 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do not make me start a "Barb Wire" thread.

Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

40-21, no comments

40 Red Dawn
39 Project X
38 Barb Wire (for Chris)
37 Ghost Dad
36 Darkman
35 The Stoned Age (Fuck snotrag, get us some talls!...okay, one comment.)
34 Predator II
33 Stargate
32 Real Genius
31 Ladybugs
30 Death Becomes Her
29 Pet Semetary
28 Dave
27 The Dark Crystal
26 Addams Family Values
25 Karate Kid II
24 Poltergeist II
23 Braveheart
22 Ghostbusters
21 Ghostbusters II

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

i spelled cemetary wrong...i feel they would want it this way

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 April 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

There needs to be some more non-Caddyshack Rodney Dangerfield:

I nominate Easy Money and Ladybugs.

jess, at least one of these dystopian gems must be in the Top 100:

Rollerball (1975)
Death Race 2000
The Warriors
No Escape
Prayer of the Rollerboys
National Lampoon's Last Resort

Cub, Friday, 18 April 2003 00:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

What he's actually missing is Spice World.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 00:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

While a freakish strange world, I wouldn't call that dystopian, Ally.

Prayer of the Rollerboys

Clearly the best film ever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Richard E. Grant: What the hell?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thank you. But Barb Wire is so much better than the Dark Crystal that it makes your whole list suspect.

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Stoned Age is great! I didn't like Death Becomes Her or Pet Sematary. I haven't seen any of the others. (I've seen a few on the film school list.) And Half-Baked sucks.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 April 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago) link


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