a septic shit-vessel with oozing pustules
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:18 (seven years ago) link
haha bizarro
a peach three months past expiry
a fun one from a comedian friend of mine from college:
"Steve Bannon always looks like he just finished a hot dog eating contest"
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link
Baloo the Bear
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link
a polar bear that let itself go
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link
The "before" picture in a racist weight-loss ad
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link
a hate crime with overactive sweat glands
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:21 (seven years ago) link
a grapefruit stuffed with moss
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:22 (seven years ago) link
A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:23 (seven years ago) link
Steve Bannon at the Movies
Really should direct porn tho'.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link
not enough lips, too many chins
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:24 (seven years ago) link
A homemade Jabba the Hutt figure.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:28 (seven years ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/news/human-forebear-bag-beast-no-anus-study-162843979.html
'a bag-like beast with no anus'
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 21:45 (seven years ago) link
The bloated, desiccated corpse of William Steig's Shrek
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:20 (seven years ago) link
Someone on my Facebook feed compared him to this guy, but I don't know who he is!
https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16387852_10208359109284476_993785383970036496_n.jpg?oh=6d8ddf1df987fc00f65c026f4897152f&oe=5909AD8B
― Bongo Herbert (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:28 (seven years ago) link
'otis the town drunk from mayberry but dogged by whispers from the neighbors about his race-porn trading club'
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:32 (seven years ago) link
the poster boy for alcoholic rosacea
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:35 (seven years ago) link
A slug that's spent several years gestating inside the lower intestine of the cadaver of Philip Seymour Hoffman before hatching out inside a wedge of impacted excrement, then copulating with its mate in the slime path of a gastropod Eddie Izzard, proceeding to chew off its own penis and finally vomiting the remains into a dunghill of rotten cabbage.
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link
(I researched the life-cycle of a slug for that one)
can i quote you on that one?
― scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link
jowly october revolution LARPer
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link
please do
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:46 (seven years ago) link
A BBC light entertainer, on his first holiday after the sentence
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:47 (seven years ago) link
Steve Bannon Looks Like A Motherfucker With Some Dark Secrets
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link
A holiday to Thailand
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:49 (seven years ago) link
Philip Seymour Hoffman's disinterred half rotten corpse packed to bulging point with cheap sasuage meat.
― chap, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:56 (seven years ago) link
Poop with a cigarette in it
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:00 (seven years ago) link
stray turd
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:02 (seven years ago) link
Satan's big toe
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:02 (seven years ago) link
like someone tried to bleach a prolapsed anus
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:03 (seven years ago) link
Bruce Vilanch's untreated hemorrhoid
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link
A cigar box that's been extensively utilized as an onanistic receptacle.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:06 (seven years ago) link
misplaced jerk-off sock
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:07 (seven years ago) link
An inverted sea lion spritzed with Binaca.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:08 (seven years ago) link
unhinged voice of the racist lumpyproletariat
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:11 (seven years ago) link
your future murderer
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:18 (seven years ago) link
your dad's sad laid off friend who asks to store his old paperwork in boxes in your garage while he looks for an apartment after he gets kicked out of the house by his wife but he never comes back for the stuff and he won't answer your dad's calls and finally you help your dad throw the stuff away.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link
america's creepy uncle
― nomar, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:30 (seven years ago) link
human yeast infection
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:34 (seven years ago) link
lobotomized hitchens
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:39 (seven years ago) link
unctuous doomcrepe
― nashwan, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:43 (seven years ago) link
delusional ethnic cleansing revivalist
― j., Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:51 (seven years ago) link
A man haunted by memories: of pissing his pants and his dad's looking at him with disgust and shaking his head, and his mom's dragging him off to the bathroom and angrily cleaning him up and he's getting a twinge 'down there' and he can't help it but he is, and as she's towelling him down he's reliving that time in 3rd semester when the jocks at school flushed his head into the toilet and since then he can't help thinking of it as he's masturbating, and now he has hypnopompic dreams of screaming women rubbing cake batter into his hair and a snail's crawling up his leg and its talons are digging in and he's trying to scream but he can't and the toilet's filled with blood.
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link
Like if James Murphy despised music.
― Chris L, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:10 (seven years ago) link
Funny-sad WC Fields.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link
self-medicating scrofula sufferer
― j., Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:13 (seven years ago) link
Heard someone say that Bannon looks the way a Greyhound bus smells.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:15 (seven years ago) link
i wreck mics like Bannon's ass wrecks bikes
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:20 (seven years ago) link
Just an ordinary corpse
― Treeship, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:27 (seven years ago) link
Need to correct the previous post; there is unsurprisingly more than just one Timothy Shea in the world. A couple of early news reports had said it was him but since updated. Still, I wasn’t surprised at the idea at all!
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link
Do they let you wear 2 shirts in prison, or is there a concern that you might be able to hang yourself or fashion an escape rope with them?
― henry s, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link
Steve Bannon is a good man. He is being treated unfairly. Steve doesn’t belong in jail. #SetSteveFree #MAGA #KAG pic.twitter.com/aByyB9fOd4— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) August 20, 2020
― scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link
Fox News' Judge Nap: Bannon Facing 20 Years and 'It Doesn't Look Good'
Frankly, I don't see how your feelings about its appearance have any bearing upon its criminal case, Judge Nap.
― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
lmao at the shitty taped swastika on the headset xp
― circa1916, Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link
Reuters sketch of Steve Bannon appearing handcuffed in court in Manhattan today. pic.twitter.com/H8KKrxTJuM— Josie Ensor (@Josiensor) August 20, 2020
― beef stannin’ (gyac), Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link
Mandible Vector
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link
👍 https://t.co/6CIyH0OXHu pic.twitter.com/yueH9qzvn3— actually it’s good (@yungchomsky) August 20, 2020
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:30 (three years ago) link
https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/steve-bannon-arresting-for-gobbling-up-skiers-at-bottom-of-hill/
https://thehardtimes.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/ywti.jpg
― DJI, Friday, 21 August 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
https://external-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQBUqKBNLBxX8BrK&w=500&h=261&url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic1.squarespace.com%2Fstatic%2F5b9ffe0f1137a680c2c08250%2F5ba02661cd8366eb6ec50772%2F5f401bdef412d441b12708ee%2F1598038363115%2FAP20233824572474.jpg%3Fformat%3D1500w&cfs=1&sx=0&sy=0&sw=1500&sh=783&ext=jpg&_nc_hash=AQDhG7qYE5JuFfEF
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:30 (three years ago) link
Bustopher Crohns
― the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link
Big Michael Winner/PhillipGreen energy there.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link
mold over beethoven
― wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link
you just know he's tanned *all* over
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link
https://mcdn.wallpapersafari.com/medium/53/31/IRAbwx.jpg
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 24 August 2020 04:06 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2_V_GqXMA0g5as?format=jpg&name=small
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link
Beached Loki?
― DJI, Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link
BrundleCockerspaniel
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:30 (two years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/d9/36/51d936c117db12c49327b1e3b9d21af0.jpg
― brimstead, Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, June 17, 2021 1:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
at least he appears to only be wearing one shirt in this picture
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:53 (two years ago) link
Oh my god, is he okay?
― Jerome Percival Jesus (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link
My wife insisted this photo is not real.
It's like every part of him expanded during the pandemic except for his central face.
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link
Televangelist Jerry Fallguy
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:27 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mmX5gvK.jpg
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 18 June 2021 00:39 (two years ago) link
lol
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 July 2022 18:56 (one year ago) link
https://t.co/um7lnztX4n pic.twitter.com/1wqp8heYzM— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) July 22, 2022
― frogbs, Saturday, 23 July 2022 02:36 (one year ago) link
"a potato someone dredged out of a restroom wastebasket"
https://i.imgur.com/2PpdZew.png
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:19 (one year ago) link
The moon after six space shuttles crashed into it
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:23 (one year ago) link
The uncle you never want to be alone with.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:24 (one year ago) link
"a garbage bag half-filled with mayonnaise"
https://i.imgur.com/AALvDPy.png
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link
Lol are these from Dall E
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link
An AI's idea of a cartoon villain.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (one year ago) link
One of those dolls that when you squeeze its belly, its eyes pop out of their sockets, large marge style
― calstars, Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (one year ago) link
xxp yes
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:29 (one year ago) link
Large Marge
"A sea cucumber wrapped in a carpet sample."
https://i.imgur.com/6iMloiV.png
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:31 (one year ago) link
A diaper with salad in it
https://i.ibb.co/92TKt0B/Screenshot-20221021-154545.jpg
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:47 (one year ago) link
These comments are not kind
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 21 October 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link
"Shaved Garfield"
https://i.imgur.com/Yo8Rwcw.png
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:02 (one year ago) link
Lol I did that one on Dall E earlier and got a similar result
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link
http://www.cultfilminreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/39_CFIR_HoboWithAShotgun.jpg
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 October 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link
“Here comes the clergyman, slow and solemn, in severe simplicity, needing no black silk gown to denote his office.” Clergyman of Pigs
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 21 October 2022 21:24 (one year ago) link