The smell of vending machine junk food, non-dairy creamer, and 18-hour days in front of a computer, made flesh.
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 13:39 (seven years ago) link
The Swamp-Ass Monster.
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 13:41 (seven years ago) link
Meat shits in human form.
― jane burkini (suzy), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:07 (seven years ago) link
The moldering olive loaf you don't even remember buying.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:30 (seven years ago) link
The least objectionable picture found in the photo album of that scout master who disappeared abruptly.
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link
Jan Molby with late stage liver cirrhosis
― challop, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link
a tetherball being bitten by a mangy dog
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link
empty vodka bottle filled with cigarette butts
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link
diseased sun-bleached beachball
― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link
Permanently three weeks after denied for tenure.
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:13 (seven years ago) link
an opaque plastic bag full of used syringes
― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link
(Also, as the guy who loved when McCain called his clam 'Hobbits' and then when Hillary did even better calling them 'deplorables,' he's completely deliberate in what he's doing.)
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link
A jumbo marshmallow left a little too long over the fire and then dropped in the dirt.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link
A waterlogged body dragged out of a polluted river.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:36 (seven years ago) link
Bannon
http://i.imgur.com/tcB5cNo.jpg
Codfix
http://i.imgur.com/IVwGiIK.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:42 (seven years ago) link
a pile of wet gauze
― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link
The Best, Most Amazing Just Incredible Description of Steve Bannon, and We've Been Very Fair
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link
'post-autopsy Chris Farley' is the best one i've heard
― flopson, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link
a used-toilet paper golem
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:07 (seven years ago) link
i am worried that if i puff out any more from my steroid prescription, someone will call me Bannon
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 20:08 (seven years ago) link
lol
― example (crüt), Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:50 (seven years ago) link
Shitcunt
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:43 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Karatloz/status/825957186887102464
Joe @Karatloz Jan 29
Steve Bannon looks like the moment in a Croneberg movie immediately before the actor gets replaced by a stop-motion model of exploding sores
― j., Thursday, 2 February 2017 06:00 (seven years ago) link
ha
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 February 2017 06:18 (seven years ago) link
the thing that really weirds me out about bannon's appearance is that, despite otherwise resembling an inflatable john goodman mannequin filled with writhing insects, he has a surprisingly full and lustrous head of hair
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 10:42 (seven years ago) link
might be cilia
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Thursday, 2 February 2017 10:47 (seven years ago) link
lol and also barf
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link
one-man human centipede
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Thursday, 2 February 2017 12:22 (seven years ago) link
A facial composite of Martin Sheen drawn in the dark by a liver spot fetishist
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 February 2017 13:10 (seven years ago) link
Shaved Garfield
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 February 2017 13:15 (seven years ago) link
a+
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 13:30 (seven years ago) link
ding ding ding
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 14:26 (seven years ago) link
There might actually be something deeper here, because I was just thinking the other day that Priebus sounds like Stoned Garfield. Maybe the entire cabinet was chosen based on some superficial resemblance to Turnip's favorite lasagna-scarfing feline.
― Transformed From The Norm By The Nuclear Goop (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 February 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link
Garfield's Morning Zoo
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 18:17 (seven years ago) link
omg shaved garfield
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:08 (seven years ago) link
^^^with LOADS of cheap disposable razor burn
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 19:31 (seven years ago) link
i'm sorry i'm still not over "shaved garfield"
― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link
S H A V E D G A R F I E L D
https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehost%2F2016%2F9%2F13%2Fe226fc11-7ba9-4385-8db2-44d7c6fa1523.jpg
― rob, Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link
Isolate the head in 'shop, and we have our new cathat!
― jane burkini (suzy), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link
shaved garfield's eyelids look distressingly like ballsacks
― for sale: steve bannon waifu pillow (heavily soiled) (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 February 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link
a character from Deadwood who's most memorable scene involves him either falling in to a puddle, his pants falling down, or pants falling down as he falls in to a puddle
― gr8080, Friday, 3 February 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link
Off-season mall Santa.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 February 2017 13:25 (seven years ago) link
Man who survived an avalanche by eating his friends.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 4 February 2017 13:26 (seven years ago) link
19th hole regular
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link
Santa Claus in violation of Megan's law
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
plz disseminate
http://i.imgur.com/38UJiFd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uBoQcBD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Q2N9zcE.jpg
― lag∞n, Saturday, 4 February 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link
Lol
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 4 February 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link
a bottle of curdled milk that fell out the back of a bin lorry
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Saturday, 4 February 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link
nothing will bear Shaved Garfield though