Descriptions of Steve Bannon

Creepy old man who molested Scooby Doo

Thanksgiving turkey that was only in the oven for ten minutes before a racist relative started yelling about anchor babies and was then violently thrown in the garbage, then entombed in a landfill for four years before being dug up and shoved into a rumbled suit from a Salvation Army

Can anyone identify this mushroom?

He reminds me of the cockroach wearing human skin from MIB.

Picture of Dorian Gray:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Doriangray_1945.jpg

Snow thirty years after he left the rap game

Steve Bannon Mixes Discarded Climate Change Report With Saliva To Build Final Wall Of Nest

http://i.onionstatic.com/onion/5596/6/16x9/700.jpg

Oh I thought that was a picture of him sitting near the fireplace.

http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/politics/steve-bannon-talks-richmond-roots-says-trump-will-condemn-all/article_a17705cc-b581-11e6-aca0-57472eb944b7.html

Mid 70s Steve

http://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/dailyprogress.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/6/ba/6bad3be2-aea5-11e6-8909-cbd82a02bedd/5830cec31f5be.image.jpg?crop=856%2C1050%2C0%2C0

someone really needs to photoshop some dicks into steve's fists there

nazi dicks

impossible to nazi dicks

it's literally a picture of one

i loled at "final wall of nest"
what a repulsive creature he is

From Henry Rollins's column - "It probably doesn’t help that Stephen Bannon always looks as if he sleeps in his car, wakes up to a bag of whiskey and spends the rest of the day showing his dick to little kids, but we’re all getting used to it."

burnt hot pocket

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_TmbKXnInuuQ/S1urJ_UQcuI/AAAAAAAACs4/GdmqlQJUFf0/s800/live-evil-back-small.jpg

wasn't this supposed to be Herbert Hoover? In the drag that he was infamous for.

u mean j edgar?

no, no, that's right, herbert hoover

The webbed feet are the giveaway that it's an image of the Herb

Yeah I meant J Edgar the FBI guy, sorry got first name wrong.

that's right. I just happened to be looking at that album while reading this thread and was struck by the resonance

A chicken fat golem.

Pigpen at Charlie Brown's 35 year college reunion.

https://twitter.com/Bourdain/status/829703543795904514?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

a scorpion in a shabby maggot costume

https://twitter.com/MarkAgee/status/830847923441184768

I read the comments on an article (I know, don't do that) and came here to bring you this:

"The last photo I saw of Bannon, he looked like he'd just struggled up the stairs to ground level after having spent a couple of days and nights in a subway lavatory."

http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/stephen-miller-looks-like-meme/ -- we have a new victim

An off-brand Pee Wee Herman as portrayed by a serial child murderer.

A guy who auditioned for the part of Longinus in Caligula but didn't get it because he kept freaking out the snakes he was holding.

Dracula's dipshit son-in-law

Jon Hamm's "special" stand-in.

mid-70s Steve looks like a Doonesbury character

Oh shit, you're absolutely right.

A pile of soil and black mold wrapped in rice paper.

Toxic Avenger moments before chemical reaction

A clear plastic trash bag filled to the brim with maggots feasting on old hot dogs.

A few garden grub worms sitting on each other's shoulders wearing a suit pretending to be an adult human male.

Your uncle's friend who has insisted for years that he's invented something secret that will make him millions.

Steve Bannon, who has the name and face of a relegation haunted Scottish football manager, agitates for a white supremacy that already exists.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/02/20/read-frankie-boyles-column-guardian-refused-print-didnt-like-rupert-murdoch-jokes/

lmao

Bannon : Dick The Bruiser :: Trump : Da Crusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULHvxEtkoO0

https://mobile.twitter.com/destroyed4com4t/status/835335661565587456

Ooh thats a good one

Some good zings in that thread:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5hDm7IU8AA1Kaz.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5fJWcGUwAE5s8f.jpg

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/834866695877472256

Bannon looks the person at film fest Q&As who says "I have both a question & a comment" then proceeds to talk nonsense for 5 mins straight.

He definitely looks like he could be related to Jeffrey Wells.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/26/13/2ED48AFE00000578-3334936-Wells_is_pictured_at_an_LA_film_event_in_2011-a-39_1448545034985.jpg

"He looks like if Nick Offerman drowned"

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/spirit-awards-2017-opening-monologue-nick-kroll-john-mulaney-roast-steve-bannon-donald-trump-97

guilty lol because I like Nick Offerman

What does ilx think of this Times article on Steve Bannon?

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/02/25/opinion/what-does-steve-bannon-want.html