Waiting For The Snow

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Bread, milk, and toilet paper! BREAD MILK AND TOILET PAPER!!!

...Sorry, I grew up in the DC area, and have been conditioned to respond this way to snow forecasts.

Diana Fire (j.lu), Monday, 13 March 2017 16:29 (seven years ago) link

Huh, had no idea that snow => milk n bread was a thing until the thread revival

Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 13 March 2017 20:05 (seven years ago) link

My work just called tmrw off

chip n dale recuse rangers (Jon not Jon), Monday, 13 March 2017 21:58 (seven years ago) link

Local news predicting 15-25 inches with 30 inches possible in some areas. Great!

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 13 March 2017 22:03 (seven years ago) link

"Working from home" on what usta be a workfree snow day. Fuck our dumb century yet again.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 01:57 (seven years ago) link

maybe your internet will mysteriously go out

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 02:02 (seven years ago) link

I hope I haven't lost all my shovelin' muscles now that I finally own property with front steps and shit

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 02:40 (seven years ago) link

You'll know soon enough.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link

our foreign adversaries will no doubt have already begun engaging in extra-dastardly shenaniganeering now that all the NSA headquarters school systems have announced cloture

http://wtop.com/closings-and-delays/#closings-MD

GEEZ YALL EVER HEARDA OPSEC

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 02:42 (seven years ago) link

I hope I haven't lost all my shovelin' muscles

time for babby to earn her keep

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 02:56 (seven years ago) link

I have to call into a meeting (where i will -- wait for it -- learn and contribute absolute zero) at 9 a.m. I will be watching baseball on mute simultaneously.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 07:08 (seven years ago) link

blizzard cancelled in NYC as usual

http://gothamist.com/2017/03/14/march_blizzard_falls_short.php

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 13:44 (seven years ago) link

All your blizzard are belong to us, apparently. Like an impenetrable wall of white this morning.

Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 13:48 (seven years ago) link

nine months pass...

can confirm that it is not fucking around out there

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 January 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

frightful

In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Tuesday, 27 February 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

ffs, I'm having to cancel a very important hospital appointment with the orthotics dept for the head protection Alex desperately needs. I have been badgering his paediatrician's office for the last 6 months to get this and it just happens to be a total whiteout today of all days. Time to tell Snow to fuck off.

calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 07:55 (six years ago) link

pretty angry that we're open today tbh

https://cdn1.umg3.net/95/files/2018/01/BANNER.jpg (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 08:49 (six years ago) link

I thought conditions would be much worse on the East Side tbh, all the schools are closed here.

calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 08:53 (six years ago) link

it's not impossible but it's bitter, windy af and transport must be bad and it'll last for what, a couple of days? let us hibernate ffs

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 08:55 (six years ago) link

lets end up dying in a road accident just to keep some semblance of "carrying on" for the sake of it, eh?

calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 08:59 (six years ago) link

two sides of the same coin - moaning that this country isn't set up for cold snowy weather or trying to macho thru it pointlessly just to prove that business must go on

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 09:04 (six years ago) link

Lead partner had the foresight to make us take our laptops home so I am currently "working", when in fact watching Aguirre, The Wrath of God wrapped up in bed.

carrotless, turnip-pocketed (fionnland), Thursday, 1 March 2018 09:45 (six years ago) link

that's the spirit

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 09:47 (six years ago) link

I just came to work because I love snow, tbh.

If I could work from home when the temperature was above zero and just come in when it’s like this, I’d be perfectly happy.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:06 (six years ago) link

i like snow, i just don't like work

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:08 (six years ago) link

I was filming the kid using a beach float as a sledge on what is locally known as the mountains yesterday. He can barely get any speed going but keeps trudging back up the hill in blizzard conditions. It doesn't seem much fun at all, if he wasn't pissing himself laughing most of the time you'd think it was some grim cut from a Bela Tarr joint.

calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link

Fingers crossed we'll get sent home early today.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:56 (six years ago) link

that's beautiful xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:03 (six years ago) link

time to tell snow to fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:06 (six years ago) link

Working from home, heating up full whack, all the food I need for maybe two or three days and some wine in. Fully prepared to not go out again until it works.

We've a good view over the park and I keep stopping to watch random dogs going mental in the snow, quite enjoying it tbh, but I'm really glad I have nothing urgent or pressing to be getting done that requires being out of the house.

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:13 (six years ago) link

Oh which park? I might come and wrote a rude message in the snow

imago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:34 (six years ago) link

My own response has been to put out a bird feeding station first gotten as a gift over a year ago and hitherto unused. Still awaiting a first customer. Might move it nearer the trees

imago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:35 (six years ago) link

When I was putting some bread and seed out earlier I could feel the waft a blackbird flying right past my ear. When birds are in a life and death struggle they are not half as shy of humans.

calzino, Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:39 (six years ago) link

weather forecast here keeps suggesting impending snowmageddon but the bastard clouds are totally failing to deliver as yet

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:40 (six years ago) link

lots of birds around here though atm, got some redwing hopping around in the leaves outside my window

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:41 (six years ago) link

cool that in all the breathless news reporting on this i’ve seen so far that the phrase ‘climate change’ has not been uttered once

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:42 (six years ago) link

the smoking shelter just round the corner from my office blew away in the wind earlier

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:42 (six years ago) link

Red weather warning here in South Wales. Certainly looks interesting later this afternoon.

"Working" from home and kids are off school but it's so ridiculously cold out there with the wind (minus 13°C!) that they both came in after less than half an hour.

groovypanda, Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:44 (six years ago) link

Imago - well heath rather than park really.

My office window overlooks the entrance to the Malaysian embassy and it was pretty clear that a group of people going there yesterday had never experienced proper snow before, the excitement and joy was quite touching even as I was desperately hoping for this shit to melt by the weekend.

Matt DC, Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:49 (six years ago) link

Oh, there was a redwing in my garden an hour ago!

First customer was a great tit, btw - only it and the starling have had the courage to feast as yet. A number of goldfinches have been watching on warily

imago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 12:06 (six years ago) link

It was supposed to snow this morning here but it hasn't, so the snow from Tuesday/Wednesday has started melting and it treacherously icy outside. All the trains were fucked this morning anyway though so I'm working from home today, although that's not particularly notable since I work from home 3 days a week anyway. I was supposed to go in to the office today though.

There's supposed to be like 12 hours of straight snow/showers tomorrow and I did have plans to go out on the piss in London on Saturday and looks like that's probably not happening.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 1 March 2018 12:10 (six years ago) link

The goldfinches moved in as one! What a charm

imago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 12:17 (six years ago) link

We've got a pair of magpies living round here somewhere and they were both in my back garden this morning.

We have a bird feeder attached to the fence but birds round here are picky bastards and they never touch it.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 1 March 2018 12:20 (six years ago) link

a standalone birdfeeder seems to be just the ticket! it's been a very busy lunchtime

imago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 12:53 (six years ago) link

keep listing 'em imago

does UK redwing ~= US redwing blackbird?

Lockhorn. Lockhorn breed-uh (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

no they're different species. uk redwing is mostly a winter visitor from scandinavia and looks p much like swainson's thrush but with red armpits.

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:41 (six years ago) link

and a dashing supercilium

imago, Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link

rw blackbird is a madeleine for me. I hear that weird trill and I am back in minnesota sitting on the dock of our crappy little summer cabin

Lockhorn. Lockhorn breed-uh (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link

just had a grey wagtail on the flat roof outside, also long-tailed tit and goldcrest in the last couple of days

i'm surprised to see your screwface at the door (NickB), Thursday, 1 March 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link


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