I am too old for this...the 40 plus thread.

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I'm down to under a pack a day!

sarahell, Monday, 20 March 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link

scott well fucking done!!!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 March 2017 07:40 (seven years ago) link

sarah ime smoking less was even harder - way harder - than not smoking at all. ymmv obv

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 March 2017 07:41 (seven years ago) link

is it a side-effect of standard circulation issues from being a regular smoker for 20+ years, that I think I'm cold so I dress warmer for bed and use more blankets and then sweat at night because I'm actually too warm or is it .... the change?

Tbh I wake up sweaty a lot and I think I've figured out that it's the fact that I probably have had to pee for a long time but I'm deeply asleep and every muscle in my body is tense with holding back. After I get up and pee at like 5am I'm fine.

the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Monday, 20 March 2017 13:03 (seven years ago) link

^ same here, like clockwork almost every morning

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 March 2017 18:12 (seven years ago) link

I know I sweat a lot more when Ive been overdoing the booze. But generally yeah I'm guessing its crone time, ha.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 02:53 (seven years ago) link

i had never heard of jenny slate and thought chris evans was the guy from parks and recreation

/morbs

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 23:52 (seven years ago) link

another sign you're old is when you hear about Jenny Slate and Chris Evans and instead of being like RATS, WHY NOT ME you're like oh that is really cute, I hope they make it last, their scions would probably be adorable and mostly well-adjusted.

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 23:55 (seven years ago) link

I have zero idea who those people are.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 March 2017 23:57 (seven years ago) link

i don't think they're goths, so

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 March 2017 23:59 (seven years ago) link

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On and Captain America, respectively.

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On and Captain America, respectively.

I mostly know her from Married, where she played Paul Reiser's hard-partying, too-young-for-him wife.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 00:55 (seven years ago) link

She's the actress who said "Fuck" on SNL, right?

pplains, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 01:00 (seven years ago) link

I know who Jenny Slate is and have greatly enjoyed her work on screens large and small and on audio, but did not know why mookie was mentioning her and now gather from Tombot's posts that she has dumped her husband for a guy that plays Captain America in something

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 01:40 (seven years ago) link

Jenny Slate broke up with Chris Evans (Captain America) though?

I liked her in Married...

Carlotta's Portrait (Ross), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 01:44 (seven years ago) link

She got divorced, then dated Chris Evans for a while, and is now single again. Details here.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

"plays Captain America in something"

lol ok Tuomas

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 02:02 (seven years ago) link

I know him from the time he shouted "NAME IT, BITCH!" at Leonard Maltin on Doug Benson's podcast

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 02:43 (seven years ago) link

it seemed so unlike you to admit to not knowing a thing, i was confused

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 02:46 (seven years ago) link

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

What what in the whattywhat? :/

Also mookie: oi!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 02:59 (seven years ago) link

okay i had to google the shell thing and i really wish i still didn't know what it was. so annoying.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 03:27 (seven years ago) link

watching her do that voice on conan is really embarrassing too.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 03:27 (seven years ago) link

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On and Captain America, respectively.

― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, March 21, 2017 5:03 PM (six hours ago)

I still have no idea who these people are

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 06:49 (seven years ago) link

Jenny Slate was on SNL for one season and said "fuck" on live television, which contributed to her one season. She also did the character Tina Tina Chaneuse who sold custom doorbells and car horns that were her voice saying dumb things, which for some reason consistently cracked me up. She also played Jon Ralphio's sister on Parks and Recreation.

Chris Evans plays Captain America in the Avengers movies. He also played Human Torch in the Fantastic Four movies with Jessica Alba and Michael Chiklis and was one of the ex-boyfriends in Scott Pilgrim vs The World. He also was the lead in Snowpiercer. His uncle is my representative in the House.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 14:11 (seven years ago) link

Jenny Slate was funny on Kroll Show.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 14:12 (seven years ago) link

His uncle is my representative in the House.

Wait hold on

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 14:46 (seven years ago) link

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On and Captain America, respectively.

― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Tuesday, March 21, 2017 5:03 PM (six hours ago)

I still have no idea who these people are

― sarahell, Wednesday, March 22, 2017 2:49 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me neither

marcos, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 14:55 (seven years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Capuano

he rules

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link

this discussion makes me feel young and spritely

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link

none of these people seem at all cool -- I feel legitimately cooler having been ignorant of their existence

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 18:59 (seven years ago) link

I still have no idea who these people are

^^^ also I don't really even care.

well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link

i had a dream about jenny slate & chris evans last night, hate u guys

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link

A good dream or

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:31 (seven years ago) link

I can't wait to old the shit out of ILM in 60 weeks or so. WHO THE HELL IS THE WEEKND IM PRETTY SURE IM COOL FOR NOT KNOWING THE ANSWER

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:34 (seven years ago) link

You kids today with your streaming services and

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:35 (seven years ago) link

gonna imgur the fuck out of my case logics, one page at a time

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:37 (seven years ago) link

wait they had the SAME guy play the human torch AND captain america? that's so dumb.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link

it was a pretty boring dream :(

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 March 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

tbh when i first heard jenny slate's name i thought is that . . . slate dot com's advice columnist?

i was not cool for not knowing the answer

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 March 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link

do any of you get that "ehhhh, what do you know, you're young/a kid/etc..." from people in their 60s or older? hate that shit. makes me irrationally angry. maybe i just don't look adult enough. but i'm almost 50...and my back hurts...

it has taught me to try and not do that to people younger than me. and just treat adults like adults. and not talk down to kids. but sometimes i slip up.

48 used to be ancient.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 00:14 (seven years ago) link

scott I think the right thing to do is to say "hey man, I'm sorry you had to grow up with lead paint and leaded gas, but I'm only 12 years younger than you - thanks for all you did to clean up the environment so we don't have to breathe that shit any more"

Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 23 March 2017 00:49 (seven years ago) link

ha, i do tend to get defensive. sometimes i'll ask them how old they are and then i'll say "eh, 66, that's not that old, i actually thought you were a lot older..."

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 01:52 (seven years ago) link

this woman came in the store and she was so healthy looking and light on her feet and quick and i figured she was in her 70s and she told me she was 90! i couldn't believe it. and then she told me she had been a dance teacher. so, there you go, everyone start taking dance lessons.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 01:56 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Pz3n8l1.png

THEY'RE STILL BEING USED IN SHOE STORES. LOOK UNDER THE BENCH, IF YOUR BACK CAN HANDLE IT, OLD-TIMER.

pplains, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link

Had a 50something co-worker pedagogically explain to the rest of us in the newsroom the other day how LEVON HELM from near HELENA was in THE BAND.

pplains, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link

i have always thought that the whole "you're too young to remember that..." line of reasoning was the most demented thing on earth. i get it a lot obviously having to withstand countless boomers in my record store. but people really do believe that you had to be a certain age at a specific time to know what something is.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:30 (seven years ago) link

I am 40, and I know who Jenny Slate and Chris Evans are.

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:32 (seven years ago) link

or more accurately they will say "you're too young to know who that is...". as if all knowledge of a person or thing just...stops?

it's all good though. it does teach me what not to do when talking to people.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link

unfortunately, i am at the age now where i think that most young actors are horrible and dumb and boring. which is kinda sad. broad city duo are heroes to me though. so i'm not a complete monster. there are definitely exceptions.

scott seward, Thursday, 23 March 2017 02:49 (seven years ago) link

*makes old man breathing noises*

calstars, Thursday, 23 March 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link


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