Descriptions of Steve Bannon

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/whats-happening-skin-steve-bannons-face

so they basically just broke the site so it won't tabulate petition signatures anymore, eh? cos it still isn't registering mine!

aw nm I see the Post reported on that last month: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/02/04/no-the-white-house-is-not-freezing-anti-trump-petitions/?utm_term=.c1ef9b07d021

sharing tf out of this one

thx

maybe there's a lag, i've had a few friends sign it, too

yeah that's what the article said, and a few of the petitions that were causing outrage over not showing sigs (like the "release the tax returns") one are showing millions of signatures now.

sadly Michael Ian Black's got deleted for violating Terms and Conditions of the site lol

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/replace-paul-ryan-jabberjaw

The picture from The Picture of Dorian Gray has been done I assume

Wet Bag Of Cigarette Butts That Thinks It’s Judge Holden

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/wait-lets-clown-these-scrub-ass-doofuses-some-more-1793687360

"Steve Bannon looks like someone went through the telepod from "The Fly" while holding a KFC Famous Bowl"

hahahahahahaha

lol

lol

a drugged chimera of John C. Breckinridge and Pugsley Addams

from a jezebel commenter:

"Bannon looks like the undercard in a “Bumfights” DVD"

A liquefied Subway footlong poured into a gelatin mold and chilled overnight.

Mortadellian

http://www.clickhole.com/article/right-wing-rebel-incredible-rise-steve-bannon-5874

uhhhh

Like Trump, Bannon was a businessman and born deal-maker. With experience on Wall Street and in Hollywood, he was nothing if not high energy, a mile-a-minute talker with a volcanic temper who rarely slept and possessed a media metabolism to rival Trump’s own. And Bannon, too, had a healthy self-regard. On his office wall hung an oil painting of Bannon dressed as Napoleon in his study at the Tuileries, done in the style of Jacques-Louis David’s famous neoclassical painting — a gift from Nigel Farage.

there's nothing about that last sentence that is not, in all senses, incredible

Beanbag David Lynch

or maybe it should be David Lynch Beanbag

the jowls are not what they seem

nobody leaks on bannon's treason

The illustrations accompanying this weekend's NYT Magazine cover story about the WH were quite amusing inasmuch as they depicted everyone as recognizably human except for Bannon, who looked like a vomit-drenched carpet wadded up and stuffed into a suit.

― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, July 18, 2017 12:05 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a56426/steve-bannon-devils-bargain/

'an impotent melting pepperoni-and-cheese sculpture of vigo the carpathian'

from this piece about jared kushner which also mentions 'single-use communications director and spiral-eyed maniac anthony scaramucci'

tfw u get a monster herpes outbreak and have to wait a week until u can selfsucc again pic.twitter.com/MOV86aDI8Y

— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) August 14, 2017

Good lord. It looks like he is literally decaying.

a sentient liverspot

it's not real though - http://www.theonion.com/graphic/nervous-steve-bannon-binge-eats-entire-class-inter-56645

we know. it's still funny tho

What's enhanced about it though? Just the red on the mouth or did they do more?

they actually removed some guts and human intestines from his mouth

Found the original. It's only slightly less bad.

https://a3.fanbread.com/uploads/blog/featured_image/82140/large_cropped_GettyImages-670749464.jpg

yeah I mean the sad eyes are still there

He looks like he spends his downtime submerged in a vat of pickle brine.

Someone forgot he was in crisper for months because he was obscured by all of the fresher things on top.

he looks like he's thinking 'how come i never came up with donnie three-Ks?'

Jesus has everyone seen the pic of this guy covered in blood!

Just as Sta-Puft is composed of the foodstuff of which he's also the mascot, so too is Bannon the Cottage Cheese and Tapenade Man.

fan of robert kuttner http://prospect.org/article/steve-bannon-unrepentant

its amazing to me how people in trump world orbit think that democrats will do anything to help trump short of maybe pissing on him if he was on fire

Curtis heard the same stories of porn, drugs, and debauchery over and over again.

“Each person gave accounts that the house was used to film pornography, had a constant flow of men, women — and even children — at the house and that blatant drug use was occurring at all hours of the night and day,” Curtis said.

http://shareblue.com/steve-bannons-porn-and-meth-house-you-have-no-idea-what-kind-of-evil-stuff-went-on/#.WZWo2VE9ZpQ.twitter

Same sources close to Bannon have offered both accounts to me, @jeffzeleny, @Acosta over last 14 hours https://t.co/Y82q7a7yyT

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) August 17, 2017

What

someone on tumblr said "it looks like Steve Bannon has the suds" and when I googled what this might mean I almost died pic.twitter.com/k43EA4IVMV

— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) August 16, 2017

someone's decided to torpedo bannon finally then i guess?

Is that story true? Did he cook meth and allow people to film porn in his house (presumably with drug addicts)? The article implies even worse stuff happened there... the word "evil" is repeated a bunch of times.

Bannon does seem.... classically debauched, but still.

There is so much foreboding in that article.