Amazing, site keeps giving.
disturbingly vague ingredients
¼ cup white seeds1 cup mixture1 teaspoon juice1 chunks¼ lb fresh surface¼ teaspoon brown leaves½ cup with no noodles1 round meat in bowl
vs
fancy new ingredients
¼ cup coconut fluff rings1 teaspoon cooked buster grapes½ cup shanked whipping peanuts6 tablespoon lemon turn beans1 seeds of the chocolate cheese1 cup milk bat leaves1 ½ cup sherry stick¼ line phempherbly ice½ cup shrimp white pine baking powder1 teaspoon baking curny sauce¼ cup milked salt8 oz canned pomegranate crescents12 oz can canned and chopped pistachio stock
― woof, Friday, 31 March 2017 14:30 (seven years ago) link
¼ line phempherbly ice
feel like I'll see this on the way home, everything going a bit Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius
― woof, Friday, 31 March 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link
these are like the desperately confused internal monologues of those sub-par helper robots simone giertz builds
https://media.giphy.com/media/DSAZOdw3Eimzu/giphy.gif
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:32 (seven years ago) link
Bake until juice. Brush from the potato sauce: Lightly butter into the viscin. Cook combine water. Source: 0 25 seconds; transfer a madiun in orenge cinnamon with electres if the based, make drained off tala whili; or chicken to well. Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl. Toast the bread spritkries.
― ciderpress, Friday, 31 March 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link
Goddamn it, this thread is a whole new flavor of NSFW. I just about lose it every time I click through.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link
there's something about the rigidity of foods and cooking that makes it an especially funny target for this
― ciderpress, Friday, 31 March 2017 14:38 (seven years ago) link
1 cup milk bat leaves
Literally trying to suppress guffaws at my desk while tears of mirth rain from my eyes.
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:40 (seven years ago) link
Citran Barbecued Mubegame, ethnic
—-CAKE—-1 pkg cornstarch34 oz ginger1 white sage2 large red potatoes, peeled1 magazine bread; chunks1 cup shredded corn peas4 cup liquid ice cream
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Remove the casserole from the refrigerator and heat soup for 20 min. Serve with nuts, chopped caczooled and serve with the rice and oatmeal.From: Fial Hosselr Date: 24 Jul 96
Grilled Snailsed Buttercrockpot, vegetables, crockpot, rubbing holiday, meats
2 lb shrimp; cut in ½ cubes6 cloves, minced2 teaspoon apple juice¼ cup mushrooms1 lb tomatoes, nuts. plastic1 Strawberries2 each pinto beans; sliced1 plum tomatoes, (no carri-fater)1 pkg unknown yogurt fillets, thawed
Pour noodles and cauliflower through a wider measure just on high speed until stiff. Flavor radicchio mixture with the wine and continue simmering until mixture is desired doneness. Reserve side of bowl mixture. Chill until circle is reamy inricating. Serve on ranged removable pieces.
Smushed.I’s Bried, Heritame Sprigscakes, pies, pastries, extract
2 eggs4 tablespoon water1 cup dried butters and firmly beaten20 eggs4 oz fresh chopped nuts (approximately 10 minutes)2 tablespoon grated zucchini20 oz almonds, rough1 cup seasoned baking powder
Sift milk in crockpot. Turn dough.
Add egg powdered sugar and whipped toppings. Serve immediately.
Posted by Adwing A
― ciderpress, Friday, 31 March 2017 14:42 (seven years ago) link
rubbing holiday
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:45 (seven years ago) link
every March 31 heretofore is rubbing holiday
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:46 (seven years ago) link
the tomb of the unknown yogurt fillets is sadly overlooked by most visitors to arlington national cemetery
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:47 (seven years ago) link
no carri-fater
Is this the AI version of "no homo?"
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
reading these is a chilling glimpse into what it must be like to try to refamilarise yourself with the written word after a serious head injury
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:49 (seven years ago) link
BRB, going to rehab for my unquenchable addiction to opening this thread.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 14:51 (seven years ago) link
i had to make it through an hour long client call earlier with the phrase "Sprinkle over skin greased with a boiling bowl" stuck in my head
― ciderpress, Friday, 31 March 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link
didn't somebody post some tweets about "recipes" like these (automatically generated by feeding cookbook prose into a program) on the damage controLOLZ thread a while back?
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:46 (seven years ago) link
lots of fantastic choices here, but I'm gonna have to go for the Crockpot Cold Water
― example (crüt), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
Dyyyyyyying at this thread. Hard to pick a winner through the tears, but Swamp Peef and Cheese was where I completely broke down, so that.
― You're going to see a lot of love. Okay? Thank you. (Dan Peterson), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link
really worried that the neural network isn't eating enough vegetables
― example (crüt), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
Oh right this is what I was thinking of
https://mobile.twitter.com/jamieabrew/status/695060640931549184?lang=en
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Friday, 31 March 2017 21:59 (seven years ago) link
Sauce Madame
Take sage, parsley, hyssop and savory, quinces and pears, garlic and grapes, and stuff the geese therewith, and sew the hole that no grease come out, and roast them well, and keep the dripping that falleth thereof. Take meat jelly and dripping and add in a posset; when the geese be roasted enough; take and smite them into pieces, and that that is within, and add in a posset and put therein wine if it be too thick. Add thereto powder of galangal, powder-douce and salt and boil the sauce and dress the Geese in dishes and lay the sauce onward.
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link
Scrolling through all of that neural network stuff was a delight. In the end, I think the lack of specificity in '1 cup meat or flour' is what did me in.
― Ambling Shambling Man (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:31 (seven years ago) link
could see a youtube show where someone tried to follow these recipes to the letter being p popular
― Vlogs from other credible bands such as Shed Seven (DJ Mencap), Friday, 31 March 2017 22:59 (seven years ago) link
Serve on ranged removable pieces
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0657/9717/files/norman-5_1024x1024.jpg?v=1487114368
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:03 (seven years ago) link
The purple piper plays his tune,The choir softly sing;Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,For 1 seeds of the chocolate cheese
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:10 (seven years ago) link
also this is totally what the players eat in Fighting Baseball for Super Famicom: A League of Fake Americans POLL
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:29 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/PeTLMM2.png
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 01:38 (seven years ago) link
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
http://cdn.vashtie.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tumblr_ni23k2U4Ig1rxetl7o1_500.gif
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 1 April 2017 02:57 (seven years ago) link
haha yes that's what I was referencing above
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 02:58 (seven years ago) link
still dying at "Serve immediately in sugar"
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:31 (seven years ago) link
reminded of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO0OasunPqM
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 April 2017 13:47 (seven years ago) link
"Cooking with Cthulhu"
This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM
― well the bitter comes out better on a stolen Switch cartridge (snoball), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:36 (seven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/11/28/cooking-with-chef-watson-ibms-artificial-intelligence-app
― flopson, Saturday, 1 April 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 6 April 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
somebody else did this with a nearly comprehensive list of video games
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158970254154/games-that-might-have-been
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/158977322294/a-second-batch-of-video-games-from-the-neural
"The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (Wii)" made me crack up inexplicably hard
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:02 (seven years ago) link
Virtual Mat vs. Dick of the King
― The Godzilla/Globetrotters Adventure Hour (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
my fav song off Disco Volante....
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:15 (seven years ago) link
a third post, including Black Mario and King of Death 2: The Search of the Dog Space
https://disexplications.tumblr.com/post/159165060164/video-game-titles-created-by-a-neural-network
― Not the real Tombot (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link
irl lols at the aforementioned Black Mario and...
Spork DemoJort: The ShorchingSoccer Dragon Mutant Tycoon
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link
Dick of the King is hard to beat overall tho
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:21 (seven years ago) link
lol @ Dank Dragon
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 6 April 2017 03:23 (seven years ago) link
It's hopping on the foam trend now.
Kodks. or Sugar Layer With Stock In Con Mublentchsalcohol, cajun, dudes2 pkg hershey’s can be prepared in unpeeled1 smaller½ cup yellow onions you may1 cup egg; chilled, coursely chopped½ lb bacon, chopped1 ½ cup sugar, grated4 oz square oilHalve the finely chopped fresh garlic salt and pepper. Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them, scraping the room off the skillet. Add ghees and beer and bring to a boil; cover and simmer, uncovered, on High for 20 to 30 minutes or until the onion thickens. Remove from heat and stir in the soy sauce. Cook for about 3 minutes, adding a little about hot water and brown the meat. Add the mussels to the jar, blencard brieply and simmer until the potato vegetables are coarse through. Drain and serve would be required of the grated glaze and Wannational and cook in foam or water for 2-3 min. it using a fork.Create a little to two separate spaces fine and open.Yield: 4 servings
alcohol, cajun, dudes
2 pkg hershey’s can be prepared in unpeeled1 smaller½ cup yellow onions you may1 cup egg; chilled, coursely chopped½ lb bacon, chopped1 ½ cup sugar, grated4 oz square oil
Halve the finely chopped fresh garlic salt and pepper. Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them, scraping the room off the skillet. Add ghees and beer and bring to a boil; cover and simmer, uncovered, on High for 20 to 30 minutes or until the onion thickens. Remove from heat and stir in the soy sauce. Cook for about 3 minutes, adding a little about hot water and brown the meat. Add the mussels to the jar, blencard brieply and simmer until the potato vegetables are coarse through. Drain and serve would be required of the grated glaze and Wannational and cook in foam or water for 2-3 min. it using a fork.Create a little to two separate spaces fine and open.
Yield: 4 servings
― JoeStork, Thursday, 6 April 2017 06:01 (seven years ago) link
Two I lost it at (apart from DOTK) were Deep Golf and Detective Rally
― an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Thursday, 6 April 2017 08:18 (seven years ago) link
'The Time Spanger' and 'King of the Grash' are my faves.
― emil.y, Thursday, 6 April 2017 13:57 (seven years ago) link
And a new DN is born. I love this nonsense so much.
― Break the meat into the pineapples and pat them (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:02 (seven years ago) link
blencard brieply
― jmm, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:07 (seven years ago) link
Oh my god, the neural network learning the art of knock-knock jokes.http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159132506927/in-which-a-neural-network-learns-to-tell
Then it learned the joke about the cow with no lips which became its Favorite Thing Ever, even if it didn’t know how to properly tell it. The punchline to Every Single Joke was ooo ooooo ooo…Knock KnockWho’s There?AlecAnic who?Wow co poo the tho tho door to the soout oo ooo oooo ooo oo oo oo oo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo…
Knock KnockWho’s There?AlecAnic who?Wow co poo the tho tho door to the soout oo ooo oooo ooo oo oo oo oo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo oooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo oo oo oo ooo ooo ooo ooo…
― jmm, Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:12 (seven years ago) link
Knock KnockWho’s There?IrelandIreland who?Ireland you money, butt.
darragh OTM
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:38 (seven years ago) link
Its list of superhero names has me almost falling out of my office chair.
Speet StankRed FartMister ManRad FoodSapgirlWoopAnn ManBoomssBoark IISuppermanSuperboreSlonkLid ManGreen Hooter IIStarm SurperShartarGoonsNanaRider FarmCaptain InRedinkWolver ManWizler
― Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Thursday, 6 April 2017 14:39 (seven years ago) link
GPT-3 generated pranks (from https://janellecshane.substack.com/p/pranks-you-can-do-at-home):
Create a secret language that only you and your cat can understand.Repaint your nails in an unusual color like ORANGE, and just leave them like that.Move your bed away from the wall and sleep in the middle of the room in a pile of comfy pillows.Stand in line for a movie for 30 minutes and then leave.Ordering junk treats from TV ads at 3 in the morning, like those "falling in the ocean" doughnuts.Sawing your mattress in half in order to see if it's still good.Putting your car keys in the freezer and forgetting where you put them.You didn't remember to make an appointment with your electrician, plumber, or cable tv provider. When you run out of excuses you can always tell people it was a prank.Take it to the next level. Make an appointment with yourself. Say you are going to clean up your mess and go for a run. Block out a day for it. (And for goodness' sake, don't clean anything and absolutely do not go for a run).
Repaint your nails in an unusual color like ORANGE, and just leave them like that.
Move your bed away from the wall and sleep in the middle of the room in a pile of comfy pillows.
Stand in line for a movie for 30 minutes and then leave.
Ordering junk treats from TV ads at 3 in the morning, like those "falling in the ocean" doughnuts.
Sawing your mattress in half in order to see if it's still good.
Putting your car keys in the freezer and forgetting where you put them.
You didn't remember to make an appointment with your electrician, plumber, or cable tv provider. When you run out of excuses you can always tell people it was a prank.
Take it to the next level. Make an appointment with yourself. Say you are going to clean up your mess and go for a run. Block out a day for it. (And for goodness' sake, don't clean anything and absolutely do not go for a run).
I like how these are mostly pranks that you play on yourself
― silverfish, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 15:57 (three years ago) link
by another GPT-3 variant:
Install a fake microwave on the wall that you never use.Take a picture of your bathroom and plaster it on your fridge.Set up a freezer in your freezer. Then put a sign on it that says "Freezer burn."You can set up an old TV in the middle of your room and use it as a table. You can christen this "April Fools' Day TV Table".You can take a bunch of jellybeans, put them in a Ziplock bag, and tie the bag around your neck.Take out your credit cards and plunk them down randomly in different parts of your house. If a funny looking cat appears on the bill, you will be laughing out loud before you've even opened a door!
Take a picture of your bathroom and plaster it on your fridge.
Set up a freezer in your freezer. Then put a sign on it that says "Freezer burn."
You can set up an old TV in the middle of your room and use it as a table. You can christen this "April Fools' Day TV Table".
You can take a bunch of jellybeans, put them in a Ziplock bag, and tie the bag around your neck.
Take out your credit cards and plunk them down randomly in different parts of your house. If a funny looking cat appears on the bill, you will be laughing out loud before you've even opened a door!
― silverfish, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link