"croissant-munching, latte-sipping": instances of misconceived media-class self-loathing ITT

I heard an interview with some dude who wrote a book about Hummus and he was very dismissive of what passes for it in the UK. He stated if you haven't tried freshly made Hummus from the Middle East or Israel then you really don't know what it truly is. I'll be looking to see if the Hummus Crisis has hit my local Co-op laters!

"You will need tahini. Nigella Lawson prefers peanut butter"

You metropolitan elites are savages!

the turkish-run cornershop where they call me "boss" if anything has more cheap hummus than usual at the moment

(i am not their actual boss)

There is no scarcity of it's base ingredients, so it pretty much isn't a crisis.

there is literally endless hummus every time i go in the supermarket, wtf is this alleged shortage supposed to be?

one of the suppliers who sells to Sainsburies/Waitrose has manufacturing problems. It is just some wacky Ed Balls Day type meme really.

nobody ever knocks taramasalata-munchers just because of the physical difficulty of reading it

turks i know always just call it tarama (which makes sense bcz salata means salad)

houmous memes are the most disgusting savage shit ever

admittedly this is the one thing I get to be all dayo about

Pity u spelt it wrong so there boss

حُمُّص

houmous memes are the most disgusting savage shit ever

admittedly this is the one thing I get to be all dayo about

why? why on earth could anyone have a reaction to a bland few stories about the lack of humus in supermarkets?

hummus*

before anyone soils themselves

Applause

Good thread.

What are the actual class-signifying tastes and products and buying choices etc at the moment? Are there any? Or would that be separate thread

I think quinoa has overtaken croissants as the middle class plat du jour.

Houses

Spelling of humus is a massive unexplored system of cultural fault lines tbh.

muhammara >>> hummus

Good thread.

What are the actual class-signifying tastes and products and buying choices etc at the moment? Are there any? Or would that be separate thread

kale

I have just made a delicious batch of Kale/Spinach/Potato/Leek soup this morning, so that's my wannabe middle class foodie hipster action of the day done with!

i just had the classic full english sunday fry-up: bacon, scrambled egg, fried chorizo, toasted croissant CRUNCH CRUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

all from the turkish cornershop, this is not fancy food

you are a citizen of nowhere

i had devilled eggs and asparagus - to the gulag with me

I read that (in an Irish accent) as bedeviled eggs - don't you be eating those evil balls of corruption, now!

I think darragh otm. As soon as a food becomes well-known enough to be noticed as a class signifier, it's already spread to more or less everyone's shop/dinner table. But people say 'food-munching' instead of 'house-owning' or '30k-plus-earning'

divilled eggs

bevelled uggs

gluten free

"Maybe she has never eaten chips before - at least not without a knife and fork"

https://instagram.com/p/BTmI45shWQ-/

V. poor attempt at reverse-hummusing by Guardian there

gluten free

Keep your eye on this one. Morrisons already have a big section in their stores - bigger than Waitrose's - and produce their own gluten free products.

V. poor attempt at reverse-hummusing by Guardian there

One thing that I think is still assumed with tory politicians - May, Cameron, even Boris, though not UKIP - is that of course they're not in touch with the common man, they are our betters and we could hardly expect them to eat the trash we do, but they want the best for us and know how to rule. Labour types, meanwhile, are supposed to be of the people and can be derided if they fail to do so.

the ones who feign the common touch are more despicable than the ones who clearly don't have it.

what even is "the common touch" - nobody i know has it, it seems like an uncommon, freakish construction itself.

to the point that you hear "politician" used as an insult for someone who behaves in a false manner.

This guy gets it.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/18/article-2295489-18A9EC7E000005DC-859_634x500.jpg

This one doesn't.

http://i3.liverpoolecho.co.uk/incoming/article11685043.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS95958635.jpg

jacob rees-mogg: forever cursed to appear both 12 years old and 60 years old simultaneously

It's HIGNFY syndrome: presenting a jokey (but not actually funny) observation that the observer knows is clearly untrue, to an audience who also clearly understands that the observation is untrue, and that the joke could be funnier, but laughs anyway.

you seem to have misspelled 'ilxor' as 'hignfy' there

^^^could be funnier

the ouroubous of debatable humour

ouroboros johnson mp

sir ouroboros pickles

You won't find a better two-word punchline than this. pic.twitter.com/nwiMw08EKW

— hrtbps (@hrtbps) October 5, 2017

UK MPs are calling for a "latte levy" on disposable coffee cups - and a total ban unless recycling improves. What would make you switch from disposal cups? #BBCBizlivehttps://t.co/JtpDG38KtL pic.twitter.com/Ngu84t9Pk9

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) January 5, 2018

as LocalGarda pointed out on twitter, it's actually just a "coffee levy"

Cofveve for short

*eyes widen*

(in fact it should be PLASTIC CUP LEVY)

*drops coffee cup*