the finest of display names only

cumlord millionaire (some dude), Monday, May 4, 2009 3:09 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

floored me

me too.

omg

it was right there for the taking. i'm kind of upset i didn't think of it myself.

some dude operates on another damn level of the game

came here to post that very one

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-v-plate-fail.jpg

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo)

wow.

― rip dom deluise 5/5/09 never forget (n/a), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 3:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks for posting that, now i can change my name back

all due respect dude, it was pretty killer

― reche caldwell O_O (daria-g)

― shipforbrains (some dude), Wednesday, May 6, 2009 4:28 PM

i literally pounded my fist on my desk when i read that, so upset i hadnt thought of it first

lol that's...nice i guess. full credit to butthurt whiney for that one tho.

funny thing is that never in my life have people used my surname for puns/nicknames before the last 6 months on this board. although my dad had a teacher in high school who called him "shiplad," which always sticks in my head for some reason.

i assumed people gave you grief all the time in hs. That one time i totally spazzed on you about the billyburg beardos thing, my original using-someones-real-name-when-shit-gets-heated draft straight up was gonna call you "shitley." I figured it was going to far into cankletown and didn't want to actually hurt your feelings, so pulled it back.

true posting confession :(

lol. i mean i would never take that personally from someone who calls himself "whiney weingarten" anyway so it's all good. but yeah it's kind of amazing i barely knew anyone through adolescence who thought to turn my name into shit.

director's commentary: i didn't call myself whiney g, my friend in 11th grade started calling me that and it caught on.

haha i never thought you called yourself that IRL, i'm just saying you adopted it as a handle here before anyone even thought to make such a joke, so obv you're not thin-skinned about name puns.

Yeah I was "lucky" enough to be a huge fatass in school, so the kids never had to be creative enough to resort to wordplay to hurt my feelings.

i got called "smellgeson" sometimes. but it was okay.

did you smell

i was called a gay porn star once

porngay stargent

I got Tír na n-óg, which just means land of the young so I never quite understood why I was supposed to be offended by it.

i was smeller and, more affectionately, smell-mel when i was like 7. this one kid would occasinally call me by the latter well into my teens which i thought was funny

nah i didn't smell bro.

"maxi pad"

can you guys have a conference call or something, this isn't your therapy thread thanks

i would take offense at that but i have an unbreakable core of self-esteem that comes from being popular in high school.

i wasn't gonna say it but jeff otm, sorry about what i turned this thread into guys

http://10.media.tumblr.com/CdB6eSjcdn74caamO6SnqJkxo1_400.gif

"jeff" more like "gayff"

i lold @ canklestown

cumlord jamar (The Reverend)

^bittersweet cuz and what isn't here

― Trade bimble for ethan? (Nicole), Sunday, May 10, 2009 8:01 PM Bookmark

hahahaha

would answer y to that question, btw

simple and to the point imo

― some dude, don't make it dad (k3vin k.), Sunday, May 10, 2009 8:14 PM Bookmark

oh wau

ethan is not posting on ILX on his own accord, trading would not work

I apologize for my performance lately btw. I'm mostly just making these up so I can erase the last ones. this one is at least not offensive

digging this:

umma doomie (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:48 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

dude you were responsible for Mr Dorbius which is top-5 all-time imo

― I wish he hadn't adapted my critique of his "ilxor" moniker (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, May 18, 2009 11:43 PM (Yesterday)

goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney)

^^ I am listening to this song right now because of you Lorax.