Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

"double secret clearance"

i call for senator foghorn kennedy to be put on double secret probation, effectively double immediately, times infinity

Did I hear that right Yates has confidence in Sessions?
Or is that the only thing she can say diplomatically

if she said she didn't the next question would be why she had a reason to lack confidence in Sessions, and i'm not sure he's doing anything illegal other than being an enormous asshole who supports racist and xenophobic policies

i don't know why i said "other than"

That image just reminded me of the ridiculously-OTT, comedically-implausible dystopian scenario from some thirty-year-old movie we're currently living in. The fistfuls of opioids make it easy to forget most of the time, thankfully.

Yeah, Sessions seems to be pretty good at that 'I'm not touching you, you can't get mad', only just barely legal style of overt white supremacy.

Yates definitely being extra careful not to create any sensational headlines and give the Republicans something else to gripe about

Since when did old white dudes need a reason to air their grievances?

2008

the Rs all sound like cartoon villains from a john grisham movie

Huckleberry Butchmeup just conceded that Yates is "incredibly credible."

she's also incredibly cute

Hill Sources: White House contacted multiple GOP Senators TODAY asking them to cancel Yates hearing

Hill Sources: White House contacted multiple GOP Senators TODAY asking them to cancel Yates hearing#SallyYatesIsAPatriot #SallyYates

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) May 8, 2017

she's also incredibly cute

So is Yates

AGILF

Depending on where this story goes, certainly various casting directors have their finger on Holly Hunter's speed dial.

Hope we see more of Yates in a position of Authority. Has she got any ambitions in that direction?

sally yates is extremely attractive

― marcos, Monday, May 8, 2017 12:09 PM (three hours ago)

she's also incredibly cute

― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, May 8, 2017 3:16 PM (fourteen minutes ago)

AGILF

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, May 8, 2017 3:21 PM (nine minutes ago)

cool posts bros

lol Alfred I didn't think Lindsey was your type

Hope we see more of Yates in a position of Authority. Has she got any ambitions in that direction?

There are lots of people who want her to run for GA governor in 2018, but she hasn't shown any interest...yet.

The de facto official acronym is FAAGILF, fwiw

cool posts bros

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, May 8, 2017 5:33 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srsly guys knock it off

I can't tell if he's nervous or bored

The Russia-Trump collusion story is a total hoax, when will this taxpayer funded charade end?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 8, 2017

hey everybody, look away from that and look at this!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/us-poised-to-expand-military-effort-against-taliban-in-afghanistan/2017/05/08/356c4930-33fa-11e7-b412-62beef8121f7_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-high_usafghan-0633pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.561d98e59ff2

About time!

we're finally going to win this thing!

again!

and then maybe go back and win it again a few years later!

Franken sounds like Master Shake lately.

― 20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Monday, May 8, 2017 10:00 PM (yesterday)

:O

"when will this taxpayer funded charade end?" when you're finally gone, donny, when you're finally gone.

cool posts bros

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, May 8, 2017 5:33 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srsly guys knock it off

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, May 8, 2017 6:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cosign

PostsILFlag

Trump is such a dummy he doesn't even know what "hoax" means.

Separately: this guy tries, he does. (He doesn't succeed.)

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/three-days-at-stagecoach-californias-pro-trump-honkytonk

Just speculating but I'm guessing the "I'm disappointed in you" and "Who elected you to the Supreme Court" lines wouldn't have been said if the former AG were male

Idk they were never too keen on Obama

But you're probably right. Republicans are misogynistic troglodytes.

Yates seems cool.

She was able to drop bombs without going outside the purview of the hearings or seeming to have "an agenda"

she's also easy on the eyes, amirite fellas

she's easy on the ISIS?

hey wait up I didn't FAKE NEWS

Why are we ironically circling back to that tangent everyone denounced?

honestly, because you clearly have a crush but tried to "seem cool" about it

and because I'm an incorrigible jackass

^

treesh, not to discount your point, with which i agree, but man what a board description

Idk they were never too keen on Obama

oh I meant to say, "white male"

Cruz has...gained a bit of weight since the primaries last year.

dude's been hitting the soup heavy

Was he down to fighting weight for the primaries?

"The Soup Heavy" is like the Soup Nazi but bigger and more passively intimidating rather than shouting.