problem is that after you use them for long enough they start to provide only some of the possible options. suddenly there's only two & too. if this pencilmaker wants to invent a time machine so that i can go back and see what the rest of the pencil used to say, i might be interested
dislike/angry face, downvote, switch to separate account, downvote again
― Karl Malone, Monday, 5 June 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link
do it kingfish
― qualx, Monday, 5 June 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link
load them all
― qualx, Monday, 5 June 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
suddenly there's only two & too.
As well, 'colons are underrated', which is just simply not true.
― jmm, Monday, 5 June 2017 21:45 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jbJo1tZ.png
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:53 (seven years ago) link
tl;dr
― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link
99% sure it's fake but whoever made it was impressively in full metal jacket character
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 17:55 (seven years ago) link
thats a famous reddit reply that got meme'd
― kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link
I don't know what gorilla warfare is but I bet it involves feces
― waterbear say hi to me (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:17 (seven years ago) link
you're confusing gorillas with reddit
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 18:30 (seven years ago) link
that's got to be the greatest reddit comment of all time
― frogbs, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:12 (seven years ago) link
certainly the most "effortlessly sums up the spirit of"
― Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:13 (seven years ago) link
in response, the receiver of that attack solemnly downvoted
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link
inscribe that on an obelisk and let it be mankind's epitaph imo
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:15 (seven years ago) link
(not mick foley's, to be clear)
― he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link
I think that post predates Reddit. Probably a 4chan thing, and probably a joke to begin with.
― JRN, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 02:23 (seven years ago) link
that is extremely me, on the internet
― mh, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:45 (seven years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/18952592_1655295314482021_4490984864159062962_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=cb2415d3bf303a520bfac949a8b3265e&oe=59E9BBF0
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link
i could explain but i've already blocked you
― There's got to be a Corbyn after (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:07 (seven years ago) link
Universally understood? Not in my universe. I would have to google "turnt", "fleek" and "bae", if I ever cared to know what they mean.
And I nominate this post for the 'posts vmic' thread.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:07 (seven years ago) link
I applaud your lack of understanding of things
― K-hole MacLachlan (wins), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link
And by "this" I meant my own post, btw.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link
If ignorance were airplanes, everyone would be airports, wins.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link
That would explain why I've been sat here for hours waiting for my ignorance to land.
― Mark G, Saturday, 10 June 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link
riding my ignorance back home
― mh, Saturday, 10 June 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link
Anonymous have changed
― koogs, Saturday, 10 June 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link
the thing about your/you're their/their is that since there's no difference in pronunciation the difference in spelling is down to arbitrary grammar, and when converting spoken language to text misunderstandings arise, but that's due to a fault in written language, it has little to do with wrong or right, it's just a set of rules used for power and fuck that and your stupid guy fawkes mask
― niels, Saturday, 10 June 2017 22:28 (seven years ago) link
initial reaction: ha, that Rand Paul is such a fucking ass, who's taking his bullshit seriously now? glad people have seen through him now
http://i.imgur.com/vy2q0oE.jpg
hold on though - who posted this? what?
http://i.imgur.com/xpMmRoJ.jpg
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:26 (seven years ago) link
is that a real Rand Paul quote or some Pixelated Boat thing?
― frogbs, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link
http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/may/27/sarah-silverman/did-rand-paul-equate-right-health-care-slavery/
so uh there are more things he said after that but yeah, Rand Paul thinks that a "right to healthcare" means an unreasonable burden on doctors
much like the right to... anything... means I can demand that service at any time and place
― mh, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link
here's a fun nightmare imagine you're waiting in the doctor's office for the doctor to come in and it's rand paul
― qualx, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
"uh wait hold on I... don't think you're in my network. oh, well, uhh, I just remembered I have to trim the....something. no it's cool man, I'll pay the no-show fee...look dude get away from my fucking eyes"
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link
i'm sure everyone agrees on all of this
https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/19054956_1786128128364052_3564162541136699209_o.png?oh=c077f632d40a02f53929d8f81e24125d&oe=59A1C86B
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
GROUCHY SOCIALISTS
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
falls apart a bit on the last 2 but checks out otherwise.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
it's making me irrationally angry that 'leftists' is in the right-hand column
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19059910_1420944314669453_1699077508167256972_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=4b0e981577f9b73501622687da456e84&oe=59D5D8FC
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
lonely guy just thinking baout 3 things to know in life
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
picture of guy who knows the 3 things in life
http://i.imgur.com/ZojAcCv.jpg
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:21 (six years ago) link
the best things in life are three
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:21 (six years ago) link
lol @ "GROUCHY SOCIALISTS"
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 16 June 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link
my dad shared this delightful entry in the jpeg compression disaster olympics
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17951861_954056958062929_1319237814139614371_n.jpg?oh=e5afe1395d275648d39f82f5a5c18995&oe=59A3AD17
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 June 2017 08:44 (six years ago) link
The Gutter
― AndrĂ© Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 16 June 2017 08:46 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/pg/memesbutwithoutphotos/posts/
― scott seward, Saturday, 17 June 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
Not sure where best to post this but here seems like a good place:
http://inspirobot.me/
"I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence."
― davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link
It is the best automatic generator of anything I have ever seen
http://generated.inspirobot.me/039/aXm4798xjU.jpg
― davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:08 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/042/aXm7341xjU.jpg
inspiring robot otm
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link
doesnt get better than this imo
http://generated.inspirobot.me/040/aXm2845xjU.jpg
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm193xjU.jpg
― Clay, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:37 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm9010xjU.jpg
otmfm
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link