Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

hmm noooo

here we here we here we fuckin go

Demographics of Northern Virginia basically

comey stickin up for the little guy at the fbi

showboat showboatin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73bIlOzjFHo

trump's twitter disappointingly silent so far

tho it would be funny if he was live Tweeting this

He got into the ludes

trump spotted something shiny in the GREAT STATE of OHIO and has been catatonic ever since

he would probably just say make fun of Comey's appearance in some way "Look at tie - AWFUL!"

Comey straight up admitting that Slick Willie's tarmac meeting with Lynch was what led to him throwing the election, lol

lol

straight up calling Trump an untrustworthy liar.

you heard it here first!

I remember the long hot summer of the Oliver North hearings - it was always there like a sick dog on the living room floor

I was working in some accounting firm in Newark (lol), and one morning an asshole executive came in, pointed to a pic of Ollie in the paper and declared, "That man should be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!"

p sure that guy has died

I seem to remember Bloom COunty having a lot of fun with him

Haha Trump whispered in his ear " I really look forward to working with you"
"garmonbosia"

the Martian invasion in which the Martians look like dogs and talk like Ollie.

I was pretty young but the sense I got from the North hearings was that everyone in the media/irl was in love with the rascal

"The Statue of Justice has a blindfold on because you're not supposed to be peeking out from behind it."

- Comey

he is such a goober

Imagine the scene of terror when even Jared Kushner knows he should remain to help protect you from the diabolical President

when are we gonna get to the hookers

if i had a dime for evry time ive asked that question

lol great legal writing

actually I liked the statement for exactly that reason - it was clear and easy to read. It actually DIDN'T read like a typical govt/legal statement

hopecrime

ugh Feinstein

"The Statue of Justice has a blindfold on because you're not supposed to be peeking out from behind it."

sadly trump's vision of justice comes from the opening titles of judge judy

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/JJ_zpscl8g9kpb.jpg

you're big, you're strong

lordy!

"You're big. You're strong. Fuck me."

Now Alfred, if THAT turns up on the tapes...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/675/838/618.gif

I was working in some accounting firm in Newark (lol), and one morning an asshole executive came in, pointed to a pic of Ollie in the paper and declared, "That man should be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!"

p sure that guy has died

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 8, 2017 7:40 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post warms my heart for some reason

lordy i hope there are tapes

Nice of Comey to accuse himself of cowardly motives.

rule 34 of ilx is that every thread past a couple of hundred posts must detour into slashfic at least once

and involve a Jake Gyllenhaal gif

experienced people who had never experienced such a thing

https://media.giphy.com/media/7agtFeY315ugw/giphy.gif

"You're big. You're strong."

Have they ever been experienced?

Not necessarily stoned, but...beautiful.

oh lordy the Plankton with a Hairpiece is up.

someone must have put a booster seat on rubio's chair becuase he can see over the edge of the table

"Director Comey, Dan Marino, the quarterback, runs the team on the field, correct? Yet Dan Marino is under the control of Coach Shula." pic.twitter.com/0Eq0ExfU2s

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) June 8, 2017

the eyes in that jake gyllenhaal gif sure do follow you around the room huh

"I don't know if I would have the presence of mind" to confront the president – good answer

Breaking

James Comey is big and strong

http://fusion.kinja.com/only-in-death-will-we-know-peace-fusions-live-blog-of-1795903136

'holding out for a hero' playing on internal jukebox now