when are we gonna get to the hookers
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:47 (seven years ago) link
if i had a dime for evry time ive asked that question
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:47 (seven years ago) link
lol great legal writing
― j., Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:48 (seven years ago) link
actually I liked the statement for exactly that reason - it was clear and easy to read. It actually DIDN'T read like a typical govt/legal statement
― Dominique, Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:49 (seven years ago) link
hopecrime
― j., Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link
ugh Feinstein
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link
"The Statue of Justice has a blindfold on because you're not supposed to be peeking out from behind it."
sadly trump's vision of justice comes from the opening titles of judge judy
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/JJ_zpscl8g9kpb.jpg
― alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link
you're big, you're strong
― j., Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:56 (seven years ago) link
lordy!
― evol j, Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:57 (seven years ago) link
"You're big. You're strong. Fuck me."
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:57 (seven years ago) link
Now Alfred, if THAT turns up on the tapes...
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:59 (seven years ago) link
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/675/838/618.gif
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:59 (seven years ago) link
I was working in some accounting firm in Newark (lol), and one morning an asshole executive came in, pointed to a pic of Ollie in the paper and declared, "That man should be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!"
p sure that guy has died
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 8, 2017 7:40 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this post warms my heart for some reason
― softie (silby), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:59 (seven years ago) link
lordy i hope there are tapes
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link
Nice of Comey to accuse himself of cowardly motives.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link
rule 34 of ilx is that every thread past a couple of hundred posts must detour into slashfic at least once
― alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link
and involve a Jake Gyllenhaal gif
experienced people who had never experienced such a thing
― j., Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/7agtFeY315ugw/giphy.gif
"You're big. You're strong."
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:01 (seven years ago) link
Have they ever been experienced?
Not necessarily stoned, but...beautiful.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:02 (seven years ago) link
oh lordy the Plankton with a Hairpiece is up.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:02 (seven years ago) link
someone must have put a booster seat on rubio's chair becuase he can see over the edge of the table
― alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:03 (seven years ago) link
"Director Comey, Dan Marino, the quarterback, runs the team on the field, correct? Yet Dan Marino is under the control of Coach Shula." pic.twitter.com/0Eq0ExfU2s— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) June 8, 2017
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:03 (seven years ago) link
the eyes in that jake gyllenhaal gif sure do follow you around the room huh
― alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link
"I don't know if I would have the presence of mind" to confront the president – good answer
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link
Breaking
James Comey is big and strong
http://fusion.kinja.com/only-in-death-will-we-know-peace-fusions-live-blog-of-1795903136
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link
'holding out for a hero' playing on internal jukebox now
― alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:08 (seven years ago) link
They gave Rubio a big fat leather bag at the White House the other night, didn't they?— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) June 8, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link
is it me or is Comey as relaxed as a dude at a 5:30 p.m. Friday happy hour?
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link
why wouldn't he be, he's retired
― softie (silby), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link
lol @ Rubio implying that Comey or anyone didn't condemn Trump enough
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link
hmmm pretty strong implication that there's more to the Sessions-Russia thing
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link
he just implied that sessions is under investigation didn't he?
― 龜, Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link
big news day huh
kurt eichenwald posted hentai
― goole, Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link
hi, goole!
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link
that's what i took away from it
xp to dan
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link
Hey, maybe that's why Trump lacks confidence in Sessions.Any word from Tweety Bird?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:15 (seven years ago) link
So if he was a "Stronger guy" he might have actually followed procedure & the law? You were the director of the FBI, who are you kidding?😂— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 8, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:16 (seven years ago) link
ie Tweety Jr
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:17 (seven years ago) link
it was only a matter of time tbh
― alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:17 (seven years ago) link
don jr's twitter is a chilling glimpse into what don sr's twitter would be like if he had a 400-word vocabulary instead of a 250-word one
― alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link
hi Al!
the pee tape is real
― goole, Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:19 (seven years ago) link
'Hooveresque' as pejorative, nice.
― a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:19 (seven years ago) link
*sheryl crow voice* this is LA
COMEY YOGA at the Comey watch party in L.A. pic.twitter.com/1QcnPdoiMt— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce) June 8, 2017
― goole, Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:20 (seven years ago) link
so Trump definitely not under investigation now?
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link
"The nature of the person you're dealing with" – daaaaamn
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link
no, mueller could have added him to the list lol xp
― 龜, Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
Hoping for a special council, dope drop.
― ian, Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
sounds like this would be a good session to subtitle the RealTalk meanings, a la the wine-drinking scene in Annie Hall
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link
there is no fuzz on that
― j., Thursday, 8 June 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link