Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

"The Statue of Justice has a blindfold on because you're not supposed to be peeking out from behind it."

sadly trump's vision of justice comes from the opening titles of judge judy

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/JJ_zpscl8g9kpb.jpg

you're big, you're strong

lordy!

"You're big. You're strong. Fuck me."

Now Alfred, if THAT turns up on the tapes...

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/675/838/618.gif

I was working in some accounting firm in Newark (lol), and one morning an asshole executive came in, pointed to a pic of Ollie in the paper and declared, "That man should be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!"

p sure that guy has died

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 8, 2017 7:40 AM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post warms my heart for some reason

lordy i hope there are tapes

Nice of Comey to accuse himself of cowardly motives.

rule 34 of ilx is that every thread past a couple of hundred posts must detour into slashfic at least once

and involve a Jake Gyllenhaal gif

experienced people who had never experienced such a thing

https://media.giphy.com/media/7agtFeY315ugw/giphy.gif

"You're big. You're strong."

Have they ever been experienced?

Not necessarily stoned, but...beautiful.

oh lordy the Plankton with a Hairpiece is up.

someone must have put a booster seat on rubio's chair becuase he can see over the edge of the table

"Director Comey, Dan Marino, the quarterback, runs the team on the field, correct? Yet Dan Marino is under the control of Coach Shula." pic.twitter.com/0Eq0ExfU2s

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) June 8, 2017

the eyes in that jake gyllenhaal gif sure do follow you around the room huh

"I don't know if I would have the presence of mind" to confront the president – good answer

Breaking

James Comey is big and strong

http://fusion.kinja.com/only-in-death-will-we-know-peace-fusions-live-blog-of-1795903136

'holding out for a hero' playing on internal jukebox now

They gave Rubio a big fat leather bag at the White House the other night, didn't they?

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) June 8, 2017

is it me or is Comey as relaxed as a dude at a 5:30 p.m. Friday happy hour?

why wouldn't he be, he's retired

lol @ Rubio implying that Comey or anyone didn't condemn Trump enough

hmmm pretty strong implication that there's more to the Sessions-Russia thing

he just implied that sessions is under investigation didn't he?

big news day huh

kurt eichenwald posted hentai

hi, goole!

that's what i took away from it

xp to dan

Hey, maybe that's why Trump lacks confidence in Sessions.

Any word from Tweety Bird?

So if he was a "Stronger guy" he might have actually followed procedure & the law? You were the director of the FBI, who are you kidding?😂

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 8, 2017

ie Tweety Jr

kurt eichenwald posted hentai

it was only a matter of time tbh

don jr's twitter is a chilling glimpse into what don sr's twitter would be like if he had a 400-word vocabulary instead of a 250-word one

hi Al!

the pee tape is real

'Hooveresque' as pejorative, nice.

*sheryl crow voice* this is LA

COMEY YOGA at the Comey watch party in L.A. pic.twitter.com/1QcnPdoiMt

— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce) June 8, 2017

so Trump definitely not under investigation now?

"The nature of the person you're dealing with" – daaaaamn

no, mueller could have added him to the list lol xp

Hoping for a special council, dope drop.

sounds like this would be a good session to subtitle the RealTalk meanings, a la the wine-drinking scene in Annie Hall

there is no fuzz on that

Do not want to imagine Trump naked thx

xpost

"Why should we believe YOU, lowly director of the FBI known for meticulous note taking and a strong commitment to justice?"

this scandal needs a deep throat

explain to us why trump is a fat liar

alfred's quote otm

can you imagine being questioned seriously about all of this and it becoming intensely surreal, because you just want to break protocol and say "we all know this guy is an assclown, right? we all know that?"

having a serious political hearing about the current president is just intensely surreal, the whole situation falls apart when you try to analyze anything with logic

“i think people should look at the whole body of my testimony" #slashfic