Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

the idea of the President calling up Comey to say "hey, I thought about it some more, and the pee tape is definitely not real" is hilarious to me

Keep trying, Sarah

.@SHSanders45: "No, I can definitively say the president is not a liar. It's frankly insulting that that question would be asked."

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) June 8, 2017

oh cool more questions about Lynch

FINALLY we're getting to the important topic at hand, Hillary Clinton's emails

has Trump pissed in the drinking fountain at the white house

Ok Fine I'll be Potus if its what everyone wants

what if he's confused and all this stuff about piss and surveillance is because he did and he's afraid someone has it on video

Hahah well then

Sarah Huckabee Sanders asked again if there is any recording system in the Oval office, doesn't say no: "I have no idea."

— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) June 8, 2017

Comey shouldn't have said "I'll see what we can do" but I'm impressed that he is admitting that he said that.

Rubio why are you being so pointed - Trump is no friend of yoru he called you sweaty and crazy

comey my new best friend for continuing to bring up secret tapes.

this would be easier for him if he could have just said, look, we tell people they're not subjects of investigations *only literally* knowing full well that it helps us for them not to think they are, even when we know they may be down the line. but that would make him sound like he was hostile rather than just a standard law enforcement officer.

also if he could say, 'yeah i was just tryin to give him the brushoff'

McCain looks like he is suffocating under the weight of his eyebrows.

wait, i'm still in the other room is mccain on his death bed? is he hooked up to an iv?

drink every time McCain uses the word disturbing

Lol comey just fucking owned McCain

You can literally hear him struggling to figure out what to do with the rest of his time

ah McCain finally bringing the burning question to the fore

mccain sounds senile

wtf is wrong with this guy

is mccain having a stroke

he is making no fucking sense

President Comey

what's going on

Wtf is McCain talking about? He really sounds like he has no idea what is going on.

this is literally crazy.

What the hell is going on? This makes no sense.

does he even know where he is at ?

he looks querulous

WTF??? he is talking about two different things

McCain is very aroused.

comey broke him. he's up to, what, 3 casual takedowns of candidates from the last three prez elections now?

"intensely arouse" McCain's curiosity

mccain really does not sound well

Comey: "I've had a lot of conversations with humans over the years."

is he being gonged?

lol whole internet wondering if McCain is having a medical issue

has Trump pissed in the drinking fountain at the white house

― mh, Thursday, June 8, 2017 11:20 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not being even a little facetious when I posit that Trump has almost certainly marked his territory in the WH in some unspeakably filthy way or another, because he fancies himself an alpha male and because he thrives on things like petty revenge and humiliation and because it's exactly the sort of thing a sick animal would do.

This Modified Columbo from McCain is amazing — pretending to have had a stroke to catch Comey off guard.

So I guess I should be watching this thing instead of working, then, huh.

maybe one of the other GOPers whispered to mccain "fake a stroke, let's end this shit fast"

lol @ mh

I mean WilliamC

The Clinton email investigation ended because the FBI found not further evidence suggesting a crime had been committed. Meanwhile the Russia investigation continues because...it's not over. What's so hard to understand? Besides, McCain should be happy - his guy won thanks to Comey's meddling!

but they're both BIG DEALS!

I think what Sen McCain is saying is that FBI should investigate if Hillary Clinton colluded with the Russians to hurt her own campaign. OK.

— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) June 8, 2017

Burr: "We need to get our work back in the shadows where it belongs."

haha I was about to post the Maddow tweet

he seemed to believe, somehow, that the two investigations were one, or ought to be because they affected opposite political candidates somehow?

mccain is the "i have a comment, and a question" guy at a book reading

— Max Read (@max_read) June 8, 2017

GOP: Mr. Comey, why didn't you stop the President? We're on a journey of self-discovery & hope you can give us insight into our own behavior

— Jon Schwarz (@tinyrevolution) June 8, 2017