Trump, June 2017: From [Covfefe] with Love

McCain looks like he is suffocating under the weight of his eyebrows.

wait, i'm still in the other room is mccain on his death bed? is he hooked up to an iv?

drink every time McCain uses the word disturbing

Lol comey just fucking owned McCain

You can literally hear him struggling to figure out what to do with the rest of his time

ah McCain finally bringing the burning question to the fore

mccain sounds senile

wtf is wrong with this guy

is mccain having a stroke

he is making no fucking sense

President Comey

what's going on

Wtf is McCain talking about? He really sounds like he has no idea what is going on.

this is literally crazy.

What the hell is going on? This makes no sense.

does he even know where he is at ?

he looks querulous

WTF??? he is talking about two different things

McCain is very aroused.

comey broke him. he's up to, what, 3 casual takedowns of candidates from the last three prez elections now?

"intensely arouse" McCain's curiosity

mccain really does not sound well

Comey: "I've had a lot of conversations with humans over the years."

is he being gonged?

lol whole internet wondering if McCain is having a medical issue

has Trump pissed in the drinking fountain at the white house

― mh, Thursday, June 8, 2017 11:20 AM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Not being even a little facetious when I posit that Trump has almost certainly marked his territory in the WH in some unspeakably filthy way or another, because he fancies himself an alpha male and because he thrives on things like petty revenge and humiliation and because it's exactly the sort of thing a sick animal would do.

This Modified Columbo from McCain is amazing — pretending to have had a stroke to catch Comey off guard.

So I guess I should be watching this thing instead of working, then, huh.

maybe one of the other GOPers whispered to mccain "fake a stroke, let's end this shit fast"

lol @ mh

I mean WilliamC

The Clinton email investigation ended because the FBI found not further evidence suggesting a crime had been committed. Meanwhile the Russia investigation continues because...it's not over. What's so hard to understand? Besides, McCain should be happy - his guy won thanks to Comey's meddling!

but they're both BIG DEALS!

I think what Sen McCain is saying is that FBI should investigate if Hillary Clinton colluded with the Russians to hurt her own campaign. OK.

— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) June 8, 2017

Burr: "We need to get our work back in the shadows where it belongs."

haha I was about to post the Maddow tweet

he seemed to believe, somehow, that the two investigations were one, or ought to be because they affected opposite political candidates somehow?

mccain is the "i have a comment, and a question" guy at a book reading

— Max Read (@max_read) June 8, 2017

GOP: Mr. Comey, why didn't you stop the President? We're on a journey of self-discovery & hope you can give us insight into our own behavior

— Jon Schwarz (@tinyrevolution) June 8, 2017

McCain trying to say "you let Hillary off the hook, why is the Russia investigation still ongoing?" while also saying that Russian meddling in US election is very troubling. But Hillary emails also very troubling. But also...

Union Pub crowd cracks up at Comey saying he's had "many conversations with humans." Also cheers for McCain getting cut off. We drunk yet? pic.twitter.com/TGoxq1h7VW

— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) June 8, 2017

Meanwhile on Mars

Schools should welcome faith "with wide, open, beautiful arms," Trump says

— Emily Ngo (@epngo) June 8, 2017

I mean I sure HOPE he was singing Creed there.

Trump very pointed says Democrats have "tried to obstruct,"moments after a fact-finding hearing aimed at whether Trump was trying to do that

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 8, 2017

"are you aware anything that would believe you?"

like aside from procedural bullshit the dems can hardly obstruct. the main obstruction is this idiot's own incompetence.

In closed hearing, Comey reveals Louise Mensch is right about everything and the grand marshal of the Supreme Court hauls in Trump in cuffs.

— John McCormack (@McCormackJohn) June 8, 2017

I hope those bars in DC offering free drinks for each of Trump's tweets are offering mocktails for each of Jr's

— Greg Tucker-Kellogg (@gtuckerkellogg) June 8, 2017

i just got out of a meeting, can someone explain wtf i missed with Mccain?

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11:53 AM - 8 Jun 2017

mccain was having a brain thing. i dunno. neurological.