the only way to beat a troll is to be a troll
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 June 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
yeah those gimmicky acronyms are a good thing, IMO
― frogbs, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link
They make me want to die.
― Treeship, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link
n March, he introduced the Making Access Records Available to Lead American Government Openness (MAR-A-LAGO) Act
Consider the hours that aides spent rejecting names to fit the acronym.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 June 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
you wouldn't have like the Yippies, treesh
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 June 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link
Sarah Huckabee weighs in:
How @RepMikeQuigley came up with the #CovfefeAct: *gunshots outside office* MQ: "OMG! I need to make sure Trump's tweets get archived!"
― smug dinner-jazz atrocity (Dan Peterson), Monday, 12 June 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link
Classy
― Moodles, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link
consider that those hours were the most fun they had on their jobs that week xp
― People like Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 12 June 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link
Sarah H. Sanders is a chip off the old pile of shit that is her father.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 12 June 2017 22:07 (six years ago) link
she'd be running a register at a Conway Arkansas Hobby Lobby if her dad hand't played a clown on cable tv
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Monday, 12 June 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link
so is Sarah Huckabee advocating for gun control, then?
― 龜, Monday, 12 June 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link
*gunshots outside office*SHS: Has my brother murdered another dog?
― Who's puttin' sponge in the zings I once zung (stevie), Monday, 12 June 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link
Funny how it works
.@ChrisRuddyNMX tells me Pres Trump is "considering perhaps terminating" Robert Mueller as special counsel @NewsHour— Judy Woodruff (@JudyWoodruff) June 12, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 June 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link
Meanwhile, in history
The very first donation @realDonaldTrump made from his Trump Fdn, in 1987, was to @PublicTheaterNY Shakespeare fest. pic.twitter.com/RGnhWJijVn— David Fahrenthold (@Fahrenthold) June 12, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 June 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link
hard to say what happens if he tells Rosenstein to fire Mueller
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 June 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link
Maybe Trump sells the Constitution on eBay? Wishes for more wishes?
― The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T & the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 June 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link
can we get a legit government shutdown if that shit happens? general strike?
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 12 June 2017 23:14 (six years ago) link
Hmm.
BREAKING: Senate Intel Cmte convening closed-door meeting with NSA Director Mike Rogers tonight.AG Sessions testifies in public tomorrow.— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) June 12, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 June 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link
Perhaps related
Sen. Al Franken just said on @hardball that evidence of a potential third meeting between Kislyak and Sessions includes intercepted coms.— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) June 12, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 June 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link
Lol at the idea of firing Mueller
― Treeship, Monday, 12 June 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
shots fired
If President fired Bob Mueller, Congress would immediately re-establish independent counsel and appoint Bob Mueller. Don't waste our time.— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) June 12, 2017
― The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 12 June 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
I predict he will do it because so far, in his presidency as in his life, he's gotten away with every reckless thing he's tried.
― Treeship, Monday, 12 June 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
Re gianforte's absolutely weak sentencing today ($300-odd in fines and a bit of community service? Fuck me).
Does he still get to be a congressman after this? If so, why, ffs?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 12 June 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
Misdemeanor offenses dont bar u from public svc and he won the election, thats why
― Οὖτις, Monday, 12 June 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
Goddamn, what a world.
(THREAD) BREAKING NEWS: Trump will try to block Sessions' testimony in an illegal assertion of executive privilege. Here's why it's illegal: pic.twitter.com/XgQ7lP9qww— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) June 12, 2017
― The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 12 June 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link
Seth Abramson is not a reliable source. He's the "metamodernism" dork who blogged for the Huffington Post during the election.
― Treeship, Monday, 12 June 2017 23:48 (six years ago) link
Yeah, I can't imagine Sessions is even at the stage where he's inclined to sing like a bird yet, so any block attempt seems like a fanciful concoction.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 12 June 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link
Sorry, guys. I'm not up on who's believable on Twitter.
― The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 12 June 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link
There are various degrees of gray, and then there's Louise Mensch. Go ahead and discount any report of hers.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 12 June 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link
Gotta keep up.Gotta keep up with the ever accelerating stream of paranoiac bullshit.
― Treeship, Monday, 12 June 2017 23:54 (six years ago) link
you can kinda tell Trump was buds w/ George Steinbrenner
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link
would expect him to be buds w/ spuds mckenzie
― j., Tuesday, 13 June 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link
Odd times over there
Some conservative GOP sens tell Fox they'd be willing to "give" on social issues like abortion if it meant they could pass health care bill— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) June 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:03 (six years ago) link
What does that even mean?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link
drive-thru abortions in exchange for million-dollar premiums
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:08 (six years ago) link
They might consider implementing their enforced breeding centers on a five year delay instead of herding liberal women into them right away.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:08 (six years ago) link
(ppl will "tell Fox" anything)
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link
Like "Go Fox yourself."
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:14 (six years ago) link
I think they mean they'd be willing to perform abortions.
then they'll surprise the parent by saying instead of an abortion they actually put an additional embryo inside, a+ trolling
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:33 (six years ago) link
"would expect him to be buds w/ spuds mckenzie"
don't harsh on spuds like that
― akm, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:46 (six years ago) link
correction: to SAY he was buds w/ spuds
― j., Tuesday, 13 June 2017 02:45 (six years ago) link
Truly missed opportunity to give Rodman Sec. of State position. But I suppose there's still time.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link
who could pass up an opportunity for a double team reunion with rodman secretary of state and jean-claude van damme as fbi director
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
am I the only one who is thinking "Democrats need to start playign some fuckign hardball here"
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 11:41 (six years ago) link
They'd have to pass legislation to OK JCVD, so ... yeah go for it! Being Belgian should give us more negotiating power with the EU!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 11:48 (six years ago) link
xpost Is that a Double Team reference or are you just saying Dems need to toughen up? Good luck on that front, though I look forward to Sessions getting yelled at today when he claims executive privilege as an excuse for refusing to admit if he was in the room with Trump or not. Certainly if Trump fired Mueller and congress refused to reimplement IC I'd support a full Dem hissy fit. Until then, Dem outrage does not seem to be moving the needle at all. Maybe they should goad Trump into taxing the McDonald's dollar menu?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, June 13, 2017
I thought so in 1982.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link
if wishes were fishes
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link
but they're not now watch all the 'entitlements' donnie two-scoops abolishes
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link
this is very bad
Senate Dems believe escalating by using 'nuclear option' over AHCA would unify GOP, make AHCA _more_ likelyFrom an aide on background: pic.twitter.com/nVyCUH7T67— Jeff Stein (@JStein_Vox) June 12, 2017
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link