http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/may/27/sarah-silverman/did-rand-paul-equate-right-health-care-slavery/
so uh there are more things he said after that but yeah, Rand Paul thinks that a "right to healthcare" means an unreasonable burden on doctors
much like the right to... anything... means I can demand that service at any time and place
― mh, Tuesday, 13 June 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link
here's a fun nightmare imagine you're waiting in the doctor's office for the doctor to come in and it's rand paul
― qualx, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
"uh wait hold on I... don't think you're in my network. oh, well, uhh, I just remembered I have to trim the....something. no it's cool man, I'll pay the no-show fee...look dude get away from my fucking eyes"
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link
i'm sure everyone agrees on all of this
https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/19054956_1786128128364052_3564162541136699209_o.png?oh=c077f632d40a02f53929d8f81e24125d&oe=59A1C86B
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
GROUCHY SOCIALISTS
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link
falls apart a bit on the last 2 but checks out otherwise.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link
it's making me irrationally angry that 'leftists' is in the right-hand column
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19059910_1420944314669453_1699077508167256972_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=4b0e981577f9b73501622687da456e84&oe=59D5D8FC
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
lonely guy just thinking baout 3 things to know in life
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
picture of guy who knows the 3 things in life
http://i.imgur.com/ZojAcCv.jpg
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:21 (six years ago) link
the best things in life are three
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 21:21 (six years ago) link
lol @ "GROUCHY SOCIALISTS"
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 16 June 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link
my dad shared this delightful entry in the jpeg compression disaster olympics
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17951861_954056958062929_1319237814139614371_n.jpg?oh=e5afe1395d275648d39f82f5a5c18995&oe=59A3AD17
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 June 2017 08:44 (six years ago) link
The Gutter
― AndrĂ© Ryu (Neil S), Friday, 16 June 2017 08:46 (six years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/pg/memesbutwithoutphotos/posts/
― scott seward, Saturday, 17 June 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
Not sure where best to post this but here seems like a good place:
http://inspirobot.me/
"I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence."
― davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:05 (six years ago) link
It is the best automatic generator of anything I have ever seen
http://generated.inspirobot.me/039/aXm4798xjU.jpg
― davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:08 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/042/aXm7341xjU.jpg
inspiring robot otm
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link
doesnt get better than this imo
http://generated.inspirobot.me/040/aXm2845xjU.jpg
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm193xjU.jpg
― Clay, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:37 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm9010xjU.jpg
otmfm
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/042/aXm6381xjU.jpg
― qualx, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:52 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/040/aXm1412xjU.jpg
― Frank Ocean is the Ultimate Solution (rushomancy), Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link
don't want to spam with more hueg images, but i just got "What melancholics inspire, hunters become"
― qualx, Sunday, 18 June 2017 01:54 (six years ago) link
damn these are good
― mh, Sunday, 18 June 2017 04:00 (six years ago) link
yeah, respect
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 18 June 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link
yeah these are nice
― niels, Sunday, 18 June 2017 08:01 (six years ago) link
inspirobot is a font of endless wisdom.
― davey, Sunday, 18 June 2017 08:28 (six years ago) link
inspirobot is the best
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm5755xjU.jpg
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 June 2017 09:39 (six years ago) link
otm
http://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm2566xjU.jpg
― cast your vote for fully automated gay space luxury communism (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 June 2017 09:58 (six years ago) link
that last macro goes straight to series on NBC this fall
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 18 June 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/039/aXm1036xjU.jpghttp://generated.inspirobot.me/039/aXm9063xjU.jpghttp://generated.inspirobot.me/041/aXm3850xjU.jpg
Words to live by
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link
^ my personal motto
― croque monsoon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:15 (six years ago) link
I, leaderly slut, agree
― mh, Monday, 19 June 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link
Ahhh!
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:41 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/042/aXm1972xjU.jpg
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 19 June 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/040/aXm6000xjU.jpg
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 19 June 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link
hahahahaha jesus that one is eerily otm
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 June 2017 04:29 (six years ago) link
oh man, just found out about inspirobot:
http://generated.inspirobot.me/045/aXm4891xjU.jpg
― silverfish, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/044/aXm4606xjU.jpg
― AndrĂ© Ryu (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link
Trevor Noah has taken the crown of #1 Facebook image macro political scientist from John Oliver.
― nomar, Monday, 26 June 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link
http://generated.inspirobot.me/049/aXm2337xjU.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 26 June 2017 23:12 (six years ago) link
Suddenly things are becoming clear
― Karl Malone, Monday, 26 June 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link
Really? Pretty Brown and murky over here.
― Moodles, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link
http://i65.tinypic.com/2mo895u.jpg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:33 (six years ago) link
http://i63.tinypic.com/263972s.jpg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:35 (six years ago) link
the lost wilco album
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link
omg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:52 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/fr/cp0/e15/q65/19575089_714193992114224_2810578891568709368_o.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=7dff861efff44442474c1587458f05aa&oe=5A042C4B
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link
Lessons Taught by LIFE
― honda for the goyim (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 3 July 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link