Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

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haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

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#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

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“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

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stahp posting this I cant handle it

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"IN GOD WE TRUST!" makin me laugh right now

ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS AND EXPERTS

THE BUM

this posting style makes me think Trump secretly spent a lot of time on USEnet in the 90s

ADVISE OF COUNSEL

calling Cohen a bum probably breaks the gag order too

THE BUM WHO GOT CAUGHT STEALING FROM ME for June Thread Title.

<THAT GOT>

that is a good one but the next couple days could bring a lot of excitement

I am taking my US citizenship test at the federal building next to the courthouse on Monday. stoked for the madness.

It should be over by then

what, our country?

If Allah wills it

Caek I assume you’ll grab DJT and have him take the test for you. He is the best American and will ace the test obv.

Good luck to everyone else who is going to start posting about the judge on their own case in this manner.

he ended up with 10 fines for a total of $10K for repeatedly violating the gag order. enough to deter most people but a complete joke for trump

I'm wondering if any of this can or will be raised in sentencing if he is found guilty

<imothisisthefuture>he's going to get probation, he won't face jail time, he'll have to deal with all the probation officer stuff, which he'll whine about incessantly and fundraise on, but they'll let him campaign and debate. there will be numerous indications that he's not doing it properly and a bunch of people here will get really excited because it will seem like they're about to finally nail trump on violating the probation procedures, but by then it will be late summer and the people will have to decide. the other three criminal trials will never happen</imothisisthefuture>

even for him this is an insane statement

Trump: Mother Teresa could not beat these charges pic.twitter.com/ioxDIRC36l

— Acyn (@Acyn) May 29, 2024

EVEN IF JEHOVAH WITNESS
BET HE'LL NEVER TESTIFY

~even Mother Theresa knows there’s one charge she can’t beat~

(sorry)

LOCK HER UP

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lmao his lawyers must've told him he's gonna lose

i mean it could be genuine though he did sleep through a lot of this

you are sentenced to being banned from eating at KFC and McDonald's forever-ever

this is the dumbest year of all time

2020 tho

bird flu kills 85% of planet but all of SCOTUS intact

So conflicted he can’t breathe

hi five caek

https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1795894221464817898

MERCHAN says the note came in at 2:56. It contains 4 requests.

1) Pecker's testimony re phone call with Trump
2) Pecker's testimoyn regarding decision not to finalize and fund McDougal's life rights
3) Pecker's testimony onTrump Tower meeting
4) Cohen on Trump Tower meeting

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) May 29, 2024

5) Jury foreman won big at online poker, is feeling flush, would like to spring for McDonald’s hamburgers for the court, attorneys, defendant, other jurors

xp

That doesn't sound good for Trump. I presume they are looking at the Pecker testimony to corroborate the Cohen testimony. Fingers crossed.

that seems to be the consensus opinion, asking for these details appear to be favorable to the prosecution

I shouldn't make predictions, though. When I was watching trials on a regular basis 20+ years ago I was so bad at reading juries!

it has to be unanimous as well

it really can't help Trump that Pecker is still a Trump supporter and somehow managed to come across as oddly likable, amusing and extremely credible during his testimony.

this probably means no chance of a verdict today, but yeah I feel like the main thing the jury is gonna want to do is match up Pecker's testimony with Cohen's and if they match the way the prosecution says they do then he'll be found guilty

So, sort of a Pecker measuring test?

We're all just reading tea leaves at this point, of course.

We don't know what's going on in the deliberation room.

But I think the prosecution must be feeling relatively good about the substance of this jury note.

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) May 29, 2024

(Thread explains why)

yeah my hope is they just want to focus on the Pecker stuff and not have to go over everything with Michael Cohen, which I believe is what the prosecution wants, while the defense wants it to be more "well it hinges on Cohen and I don't know about that guy..."

Oh come on, we all know it will be not guilty on all counts.

hey take it to the containment thread buddy ;)

i genuinely don't see how a not guilty verdict is possible. unless the jury figured out some loophole that all the lawyers and the press missed

hung jury could be in the works but idk about that either

lmao Trump ranting about key witnesses that were not called while the guy that is supposed to call the witnesses stands next to him

“We had the most perfect witness calls ever”