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― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link
Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:
Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer....― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
https://mesacountydemocrats.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Eric-Trump.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world
p bad president and person tho
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
takes balls to rock that combover day in and out
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
What you lookin' at?You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,"That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.So say good night to the bad guy!Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
Search: "move on her like a bitch"
Destroy: everything else
― flappy bird, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link
"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
everyone is classic but not everyone should be president
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
President Don once had a dreamThe world held his hand, gave their pledgeSo he told them his scheme for a savior machine
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
Trump lingered last in line for brainsAnd the one he got was sorta rotten and insaneSmall hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clownIs Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/55918b77ecad04a3465a0a63/nbc-fires-donald-trump-after-he-calls-mexicans-rapists-and-drug-runners.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?
― Treeship, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
Overrated
― jmm, Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'. . .shelter me from the putin and the bankeri bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC9_baHV0AABiyQ.jpg
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 01:59 (six years ago) link
#daddy
― korla pundit (crüt), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
#dilfsinjocks
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
wasting his finite reserves of energy there
― El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
Cronenbergian
― Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link
hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.
also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link
He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link
you suggest Panama?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
libs/"centrists" for sure
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
*not adjusted for population inflation
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
indicative of a deep flaw in our universe
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records
― frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...
mao would be the world champ though.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
this is a ridiculous statement
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
well he's certainly fatter
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
stahp posting this I cant handle it
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
My god, it's made of scrote.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
THE BUM
― henry s, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:09 (yesterday) link
this posting style makes me think Trump secretly spent a lot of time on USEnet in the 90s
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:10 (yesterday) link
ADVISE OF COUNSEL
― henry s, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:12 (yesterday) link
calling Cohen a bum probably breaks the gag order too
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:14 (yesterday) link
THE BUM WHO GOT CAUGHT STEALING FROM ME for June Thread Title.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:35 (yesterday) link
<THAT GOT>
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:36 (yesterday) link
that is a good one but the next couple days could bring a lot of excitement
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:39 (yesterday) link
I am taking my US citizenship test at the federal building next to the courthouse on Monday. stoked for the madness.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:48 (yesterday) link
It should be over by then
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:52 (yesterday) link
what, our country?
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:54 (yesterday) link
If Allah wills it
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:59 (yesterday) link
Caek I assume you’ll grab DJT and have him take the test for you. He is the best American and will ace the test obv.
― tobo73, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 15:14 (yesterday) link
Good luck to everyone else who is going to start posting about the judge on their own case in this manner.
― StanM, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 15:53 (yesterday) link
he ended up with 10 fines for a total of $10K for repeatedly violating the gag order. enough to deter most people but a complete joke for trump
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 15:54 (yesterday) link
I'm wondering if any of this can or will be raised in sentencing if he is found guilty
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:21 (yesterday) link
<imothisisthefuture>he's going to get probation, he won't face jail time, he'll have to deal with all the probation officer stuff, which he'll whine about incessantly and fundraise on, but they'll let him campaign and debate. there will be numerous indications that he's not doing it properly and a bunch of people here will get really excited because it will seem like they're about to finally nail trump on violating the probation procedures, but by then it will be late summer and the people will have to decide. the other three criminal trials will never happen</imothisisthefuture>
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:28 (yesterday) link
even for him this is an insane statement
Trump: Mother Teresa could not beat these charges pic.twitter.com/ioxDIRC36l— Acyn (@Acyn) May 29, 2024
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:39 (yesterday) link
EVEN IF JEHOVAH WITNESS BET HE'LL NEVER TESTIFY
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:40 (yesterday) link
~even Mother Theresa knows there’s one charge she can’t beat~
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:42 (yesterday) link
(sorry)
― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:43 (yesterday) link
LOCK HER UP
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:51 (yesterday) link
https://i.imgur.com/0tKblv1.png
lmao his lawyers must've told him he's gonna lose
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:52 (yesterday) link
i mean it could be genuine though he did sleep through a lot of this
you are sentenced to being banned from eating at KFC and McDonald's forever-ever
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:58 (yesterday) link
this is the dumbest year of all time
― z_tbd, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 16:59 (yesterday) link
2020 tho
― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 17:00 (yesterday) link
bird flu kills 85% of planet but all of SCOTUS intact
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 17:01 (yesterday) link
So conflicted he can’t breathe
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 17:03 (yesterday) link
hi five caek
― bae (sic), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 17:07 (yesterday) link
https://x.com/kyledcheney/status/1795894221464817898
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 19:18 (yesterday) link
MERCHAN says the note came in at 2:56. It contains 4 requests.1) Pecker's testimony re phone call with Trump2) Pecker's testimoyn regarding decision not to finalize and fund McDougal's life rights3) Pecker's testimony onTrump Tower meeting4) Cohen on Trump Tower meeting— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) May 29, 2024
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 19:24 (yesterday) link
5) Jury foreman won big at online poker, is feeling flush, would like to spring for McDonald’s hamburgers for the court, attorneys, defendant, other jurors
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 19:28 (yesterday) link
xp
That doesn't sound good for Trump. I presume they are looking at the Pecker testimony to corroborate the Cohen testimony. Fingers crossed.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 19:30 (yesterday) link
that seems to be the consensus opinion, asking for these details appear to be favorable to the prosecution
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 19:31 (yesterday) link
I shouldn't make predictions, though. When I was watching trials on a regular basis 20+ years ago I was so bad at reading juries!
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 19:32 (yesterday) link
it has to be unanimous as well
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 19:38 (yesterday) link
it really can't help Trump that Pecker is still a Trump supporter and somehow managed to come across as oddly likable, amusing and extremely credible during his testimony.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 19:40 (yesterday) link
this probably means no chance of a verdict today, but yeah I feel like the main thing the jury is gonna want to do is match up Pecker's testimony with Cohen's and if they match the way the prosecution says they do then he'll be found guilty
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 19:42 (yesterday) link
So, sort of a Pecker measuring test?
― Millennium Falco (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 20:54 (yesterday) link
We're all just reading tea leaves at this point, of course. We don't know what's going on in the deliberation room.But I think the prosecution must be feeling relatively good about the substance of this jury note.— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) May 29, 2024
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 21:07 (yesterday) link
(Thread explains why)
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 21:11 (yesterday) link
yeah my hope is they just want to focus on the Pecker stuff and not have to go over everything with Michael Cohen, which I believe is what the prosecution wants, while the defense wants it to be more "well it hinges on Cohen and I don't know about that guy..."
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 21:23 (yesterday) link
Oh come on, we all know it will be not guilty on all counts.
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 21:27 (yesterday) link
hey take it to the containment thread buddy ;)
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 21:37 (yesterday) link
i genuinely don't see how a not guilty verdict is possible. unless the jury figured out some loophole that all the lawyers and the press missed
hung jury could be in the works but idk about that either
― frogbs, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 21:39 (yesterday) link
lmao Trump ranting about key witnesses that were not called while the guy that is supposed to call the witnesses stands next to him
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 21:48 (yesterday) link
“We had the most perfect witness calls ever”
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 21:50 (yesterday) link