Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/55918b77ecad04a3465a0a63/nbc-fires-donald-trump-after-he-calls-mexicans-rapists-and-drug-runners.jpg

haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC9_baHV0AABiyQ.jpg

#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg

“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large

stahp posting this I cant handle it

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

My god, it's made of scrote.

I feel badly for his clothes.

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg

very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7

— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/frank-rich-nixon-trump-and-how-a-presidency-ends.html

i've been in work meetings through this entire thing and it was impossible to pay attention to zoom

Chadwick Tromp needs to change his uniform number to 34

america is over. it's not really fair for someone whose parents were as rich as 2scoops' to pretend juries legit are a thing :(

This decision is a disgrace to the rule of law and our Constitution.

Dems invented a felony to "get Trump," with the help of a Soros funded prosecutor and a Biden donor Judge, who rigged the entire case to get this outcome.

This isn't justice, it's election interference.

— J.D. Vance (@JDVance1) May 30, 2024

boo hoo go cry about it to stormy daniels you fuckin loser

Someone please drop a piano on that guy's head

election interference, weird, who else has done that?

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/30/opinion/trump-trial-defense.html makes a good point that flooding the zone with shit doesn’t work as a trial strategy

lol

Crazy that George Soros is paying the prosecutor's salary, someone should look into that

I just think it's funny that an alpha male like Donald Trump needs to

1) go around paying off his girlfriends not to talk shit about him
2) do it in the stupidest, most illegal possible way
3) get caught
4) get convicted on 34 felony counts
5) whine and cry about it like a little baby

29 more to go

I’m going out tonig by

Er tonight

how independent were the 34 counts. was it realistically/logically possible for someone to be guilty of some and not all? or was it always a kind of all or nothing thing?

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, May 30, 2024 5:49 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

im watching cable news and there were multiple lawyers on there who said they were thinking that if he was convicted it would not be on all the charges, guess the evidence was a little stronger on some than others, one also said its common for hold outs on juries to trade their votes for not guiltys on some of the charges

That is what I was saying about how some checks as part of the falsification and cover-up were signed by him and some were not.

It appears the jury saw through that

Trump Executed https://t.co/Xqbes8qQqO

— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 30, 2024

how is Scott Adams taking this?

He could probably shoot himself on Fifth Avenue and nobody would care.

I think we’re going to see a lot of folks say something along the lines of “When the verdict came out I said I just can’t vote for a convicted felon, but then I saw a liberal smile and…”

Queens man convictedhttps://t.co/8Vj6D2AC8o

— Queens Daily Eagle (@QueensEagle) May 30, 2024

how is Scott Adams taking this?

― StanM, Friday, 31 May 2024 00:12 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he is boycotting New York

I’m declining all business and travel involving NYC.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) May 30, 2024

btw cnns coverage of this is noticeably better than msnbc, people on msnbc dont seem too sharp

pretty good

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/donald-trump-announces-sweeping-new-policy-on-prison-reform/

Love the replies

https://bsky.app/profile/jefftiedrich.bsky.social/post/3ktqd36nuai2s

Here's what I'm wondering: does this conviction lead the judge in his Florida case to let that trial roll forward, figuring that he's already been tagged once, so what's the point of continuing to stand in front of him yelling "You leave my boyfriend alone, you big meanies!"?

Idk who that is

Xp

resistance twitter guy

today we are all jeff even though he blocked me

xxxp

No. I think the Florida case (the most easily provable and most significant) is a lost cause at this point

Mm, wouldn't go that far.

if house arrest, does it have to happen in NY?

xp

Cannon is slow-walking it in the guise of being cautious, is how I see it. I don't think she's stupid.

I get really sick of seeing her picture with that vacant smile

I think this a good article about her from a reporter for the NYT who doesn't seem to be really able to express his opinion (gifted)

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/us/politics/trump-documents-judge-aileen-cannon.html?unlocked_article_code=1.v00.0CXh.gJD3qQJMZOEF&smid=url-share

pretty funny the range of opinion on cable news as to whether this is bad for trumps political outlook runs from no to wait and see, i think its bad for him personally

Dud

If Morbs had been alive, he'd be quashing our enthusiasm, bless'em.