Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link

haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Treeship, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link

Overrated

jmm, Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link

#daddy

korla pundit (crüt), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link

#dilfsinjocks

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link

Cronenbergian

Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link

“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link

you suggest Panama?

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

*not adjusted for population inflation

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link

well he's certainly fatter

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

stahp posting this I cant handle it

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link

My god, it's made of scrote.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

I feel badly for his clothes.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

new noise, Saturday, 24 June 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

Stevolende, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:15 (six years ago) link

"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 24 June 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg

soref, Monday, 26 June 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link

very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7

— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017

j., Monday, 26 June 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link

fucker doesn't even have to bother wriggling, laws deform around him

his appeal is pure hindbrain limbic system shit. "that is the powerful one so i gotta meld w/ him for safety" and it's not far wrong, who could ever get away with what he gets away with?

i reckon the spell won't be broken until he has a sobbing sniveling breakdown on camera

thelma and louse (cat), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:03 (one week ago) link

or publicly shits himself, that might work too

thelma and louse (cat), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:04 (one week ago) link

more Presidents should shit themselves, deep state is the one requiring 'bathrooms' which are anti-blue collar worker

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:06 (one week ago) link

brown-collar i guess

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:06 (one week ago) link

he's here in san francisco, you can smell it across the bay

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:07 (one week ago) link

Andy help us out here, sneak some eye drops in his diet coke

thelma and louse (cat), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:12 (one week ago) link

I'm hoping the Pelosi hammer guy is out on bail

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:13 (one week ago) link

US evangelicals worship a flawed vessel adulterer who inherited $400,000,000, just like it says in the four gospels in the same footnote where abortion/contraception, gay marriage, and taxes on the rich are condemned. mega maga amen. lock hillary and hunter up / build the wall

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:16 (one week ago) link

the CEO of the last company to lay me off posted this on Twitter. he is an absolute twat who had been fired from the company for sexually harassing employees, then wormed his way back. A pair of cunts right here:

http://d2u3dcdbebyaiu.cloudfront.net/uploads/atch_img/345/3111b782ef4c698f0a79d7a86fddcf81_res.jpeg

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 8 June 2024 15:46 (one week ago) link

also, I really hope that this turns out to be nothing:
https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/07/politics/trump-hush-money-trial-facebook-post-jury/index.html

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 8 June 2024 15:47 (one week ago) link

The person who made the post already responded saying it was not real, he's a "professional shitposter"

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 8 June 2024 15:51 (one week ago) link

Glad CNN jumped to breathlessly reporting this completely unremarkable thing that literally any joker on earth with a FB account could've done but that every GOP lunatic will latch onto as TRUE AND UNASSAILABLE FACTS

Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 June 2024 16:28 (one week ago) link

You know, there might be too much communication in the world.

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 8 June 2024 16:30 (one week ago) link

t-shirt with double-breasted jacket is an incredible look

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2024 17:05 (one week ago) link

Ha was just going to say the same thing. Dude does not dress like a zillionaire.

tobo73, Saturday, 8 June 2024 17:15 (one week ago) link

fedora vibes intensify

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 June 2024 17:22 (one week ago) link

Guessing he wants more policies like "no consequences" rather than any of what he's mentioning in that tweet.

octobeard, Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:28 (one week ago) link

The person who made the post already responded saying it was not real, he's a "professional shitposter"

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, June 8, 2024 11:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

read this as "professional shapeshifter"

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:31 (one week ago) link

I stumbled into Rumble.com today. How did I never browse this hellscape before

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:39 (one week ago) link

the hellscapes are infinite; it's easy to miss one when so many are clamoring for your attention

thelma and louse (cat), Monday, 10 June 2024 07:01 (five days ago) link

Eoghan McCabe just left a hipster fundraiser that was full of liberals

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 10 June 2024 08:08 (five days ago) link

"I hope the military revolts at the voting booth..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0fUTiJLVc

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:02 (four days ago) link

that's the trump vegas rally speech. around 24 minutes in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8BuscUv7Qc

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:03 (four days ago) link

he's saying the military should vote for him but the way he says it is fucking scary. haven't heard anyone bring that part up.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:04 (four days ago) link

sitting outside in 110 degree heat to hear trump's electric car - vs - shark scenario...oof.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:05 (four days ago) link

“Trump gave me skin cancer, but I’d vote for him again”

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:07 (four days ago) link

I hope the military remembers Trump thinks they're 'suckers' for enlisting.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:11 (four days ago) link

referring to trump, not aimless

he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:13 (four days ago) link

Biden should show up to the debate dressed as a shark to scare trump

Heez, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:31 (four days ago) link

Show up in a shark suit and beat him to death with a car battery.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 18:51 (four days ago) link

traitor shark do do do do do do

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 18:56 (four days ago) link

"I'm only a dolphin, man."

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 19:24 (four days ago) link

“Girl scout…”

Trump obviously knows he has a lot more support among the grunts than the leadership. They're the ones he's after.

see that's what gets me...like I can understand how that worked the first time, the "populist who all the elites hate" thing is a powerful political trope, but after he already became president once and got an entire political party to shift their entire M.O. to operate solely as an extension of his ego you'd think that appeal would've faded. like the fact that basically the entire Republican party endorses him EXCEPT for nearly everyone who was in his cabinet the first time should be a humongous red flag that it's not "dangerous ideas" it's the fact that he really fucking sucks

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 02:47 (three days ago) link

do you know any car dealership owners

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 02:59 (three days ago) link

Trump obviously knows he has a lot more support among the grunts than the leadership. They're the ones he's after.


I would hope very few of the non-white members of the military.

Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 12 June 2024 07:25 (three days ago) link


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