Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link

“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link

you suggest Panama?

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

*not adjusted for population inflation

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link

well he's certainly fatter

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

stahp posting this I cant handle it

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link

My god, it's made of scrote.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

I feel badly for his clothes.

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

new noise, Saturday, 24 June 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

Stevolende, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:15 (six years ago) link

"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 24 June 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDF8ptxVYAQxha7.jpg

soref, Monday, 26 June 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link

very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7

— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017

j., Monday, 26 June 2017 06:10 (six years ago) link

Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 29 June 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link

"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link

saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/

Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

xxxp reggie's quote, if that was a mathematical function it's be piecewise continuous but nowhere differentiable

attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 1 July 2017 07:59 (six years ago) link

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government or mommy and daddy. You are angry at your own failings and struggle for survival, mock the GOP and ridicule its members, but when Republicans do it to the Democrats and you, you call out racism and class warfare.

You all yammer on like you do, but let me tell you this here message board is one kooky place with as many double standards as the Grand Old Party, which is why I voted TRUMP!

The Sniper, Monday, 10 July 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link

Someone's gotten into the sock drawer again.

Duane Quarterdump (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

He voted Trump because of ilxor.com??

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

anger at your own failings is the first step to personal responsibility, my friend

j., Monday, 10 July 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

This new poster seems extremely not mad. In fact, I'd venture to suggest he's actually laughing.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government

Bitch i am ballin' atm.

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link

watch out guys it's a trick, you say 'but i'm doing ok' and then it's like aaaahhhh so ur an elite then and ur like curses curses damn damn damn not again

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:40 (six years ago) link

Ha was just going to say the same thing. Dude does not dress like a zillionaire.

tobo73, Saturday, 8 June 2024 17:15 (one week ago) link

fedora vibes intensify

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 June 2024 17:22 (one week ago) link

Guessing he wants more policies like "no consequences" rather than any of what he's mentioning in that tweet.

octobeard, Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:28 (one week ago) link

The person who made the post already responded saying it was not real, he's a "professional shitposter"

― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, June 8, 2024 11:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

read this as "professional shapeshifter"

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:31 (one week ago) link

I stumbled into Rumble.com today. How did I never browse this hellscape before

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:39 (one week ago) link

the hellscapes are infinite; it's easy to miss one when so many are clamoring for your attention

thelma and louse (cat), Monday, 10 June 2024 07:01 (six days ago) link

Eoghan McCabe just left a hipster fundraiser that was full of liberals

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 10 June 2024 08:08 (six days ago) link

"I hope the military revolts at the voting booth..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0fUTiJLVc

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:02 (five days ago) link

that's the trump vegas rally speech. around 24 minutes in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8BuscUv7Qc

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:03 (five days ago) link

he's saying the military should vote for him but the way he says it is fucking scary. haven't heard anyone bring that part up.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:04 (five days ago) link

sitting outside in 110 degree heat to hear trump's electric car - vs - shark scenario...oof.

scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:05 (five days ago) link

“Trump gave me skin cancer, but I’d vote for him again”

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:07 (five days ago) link

I hope the military remembers Trump thinks they're 'suckers' for enlisting.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:11 (five days ago) link

referring to trump, not aimless

he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:13 (five days ago) link

Biden should show up to the debate dressed as a shark to scare trump

Heez, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:31 (five days ago) link

Show up in a shark suit and beat him to death with a car battery.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 18:51 (five days ago) link

traitor shark do do do do do do

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 18:56 (five days ago) link

"I'm only a dolphin, man."

A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 19:24 (five days ago) link

“Girl scout…”

Trump obviously knows he has a lot more support among the grunts than the leadership. They're the ones he's after.

see that's what gets me...like I can understand how that worked the first time, the "populist who all the elites hate" thing is a powerful political trope, but after he already became president once and got an entire political party to shift their entire M.O. to operate solely as an extension of his ego you'd think that appeal would've faded. like the fact that basically the entire Republican party endorses him EXCEPT for nearly everyone who was in his cabinet the first time should be a humongous red flag that it's not "dangerous ideas" it's the fact that he really fucking sucks

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 02:47 (four days ago) link

do you know any car dealership owners

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 02:59 (four days ago) link

Trump obviously knows he has a lot more support among the grunts than the leadership. They're the ones he's after.


I would hope very few of the non-white members of the military.

Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 12 June 2024 07:25 (four days ago) link


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