the finest of display names only

i assumed people gave you grief all the time in hs. That one time i totally spazzed on you about the billyburg beardos thing, my original using-someones-real-name-when-shit-gets-heated draft straight up was gonna call you "shitley." I figured it was going to far into cankletown and didn't want to actually hurt your feelings, so pulled it back.

true posting confession :(

lol. i mean i would never take that personally from someone who calls himself "whiney weingarten" anyway so it's all good. but yeah it's kind of amazing i barely knew anyone through adolescence who thought to turn my name into shit.

director's commentary: i didn't call myself whiney g, my friend in 11th grade started calling me that and it caught on.

haha i never thought you called yourself that IRL, i'm just saying you adopted it as a handle here before anyone even thought to make such a joke, so obv you're not thin-skinned about name puns.

Yeah I was "lucky" enough to be a huge fatass in school, so the kids never had to be creative enough to resort to wordplay to hurt my feelings.

i got called "smellgeson" sometimes. but it was okay.

did you smell

i was called a gay porn star once

porngay stargent

I got Tír na n-óg, which just means land of the young so I never quite understood why I was supposed to be offended by it.

i was smeller and, more affectionately, smell-mel when i was like 7. this one kid would occasinally call me by the latter well into my teens which i thought was funny

nah i didn't smell bro.

"maxi pad"

can you guys have a conference call or something, this isn't your therapy thread thanks

i would take offense at that but i have an unbreakable core of self-esteem that comes from being popular in high school.

i wasn't gonna say it but jeff otm, sorry about what i turned this thread into guys

http://10.media.tumblr.com/CdB6eSjcdn74caamO6SnqJkxo1_400.gif

"jeff" more like "gayff"

i lold @ canklestown

cumlord jamar (The Reverend)

^bittersweet cuz and what isn't here

― Trade bimble for ethan? (Nicole), Sunday, May 10, 2009 8:01 PM Bookmark

hahahaha

would answer y to that question, btw

simple and to the point imo

― some dude, don't make it dad (k3vin k.), Sunday, May 10, 2009 8:14 PM Bookmark

oh wau

ethan is not posting on ILX on his own accord, trading would not work

I apologize for my performance lately btw. I'm mostly just making these up so I can erase the last ones. this one is at least not offensive

digging this:

umma doomie (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:48 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

dude you were responsible for Mr Dorbius which is top-5 all-time imo

― I wish he hadn't adapted my critique of his "ilxor" moniker (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, May 18, 2009 11:43 PM (Yesterday)

goodbye horses, I'm crying over you (Mulvaney)

^^ I am listening to this song right now because of you Lorax.

^^down with this one, e

I think LJ may have just come up with his first good display name ever

I liked his "america is the only _______ that _______", but yeah, Noodle Vadge.

nah, it was something else, but only lasted a few hours and he's now terrible again. can't find the one I liked. (Noodle Vadge is good though.)

shipley's latest just reminded me! "BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver"

that lasted like a week! this one will last a further 5 minutes because it was really a one-thread joke

i think it would have been more subtle if you just wrote "Mu" as yr display name, but that is fine

BIG CHOO-CHOOS might be the worst he's ever done tbh

i remain faintly, defiantly proud of that one

i mean FINEST of display names and we're on a choo choo train joke?

rly tho

this is on the Jagger scale though, reaction of a light smile is like exploding fireworks and heavenly trumpets compared to the pained grimace of Haberdager or To Scourage Or To Pop? or country matters

jeez dude just coz yours was like really funny for two days and anyway shouldn't the display name bit be misspelled?

mind you i embrace your fireworks with open arms

making no lofty claims for my own current achievements, I winced constantly for the first two years or so of nu-nu-ILX!

I was a beast in the days of properly changeable usernames tho, so many of them lost now that the second joke in the email address field doesn't display ;_;

I am looking forward to a beef between these two interesting personalities.