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Barry is his name and the boy's comin' straight outta Compton

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 June 2017 08:38 (six years ago) link

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If you think you can out-rhyme me, yeah boy I bet
Cause I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 June 2017 08:55 (six years ago) link

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coun Martyn Bolt showing his look of nimby disapproval to motherfucking housing developer perpetrators.

calzino, Thursday, 29 June 2017 09:07 (six years ago) link

there's a lad who's been in a couple of gritty Play for Todays

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 June 2017 09:13 (six years ago) link

I suppose a big part of being a local councillor is maintaining your serious/reproachful look, can't have a "Local A+E to be closed" headline and then a pic of councillor doing Roger Moore raised eyebrow spoof!

calzino, Thursday, 29 June 2017 09:32 (six years ago) link

Tory councillors maybe do a thumbs-up cheesy grin tho

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 June 2017 09:41 (six years ago) link

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more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 June 2017 09:42 (six years ago) link

(From upthread) This is surely not a local councillor but in fact Saturday Kitchen heartthrob (and favourite of my mother - supplanting John Nettles in her affections), James Martin?

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Why he is squatting by a pothole in Glasgow with a rolled up Evening Times in his hand, I have no idea.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 June 2017 09:48 (six years ago) link

sourcing fresh local shellfish

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 June 2017 09:49 (six years ago) link

If it isn't then that local councillor looks even more like James Martin than dog latin looks like Jamie Oliver.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 June 2017 09:51 (six years ago) link

his look of nimby disapproval

Even if it wasn't an acronym, nimby would still be the perfect adjective for that fella.

pplains, Thursday, 29 June 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link

Tom D, my mother is also a fan of James Martin.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 29 June 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

my ex loves him madly

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 June 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link

I replaced the characters in Guess Who? with 24 Norfolk County Council Conservative councillors pic.twitter.com/LcrWbvf6nf

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) July 4, 2017

André Ryu (Neil S), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

"Are they a bastard?" *flicks down all 24 cards*

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

This thread never fails to deliver.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 11:08 (six years ago) link

the blurriness and weird framing of the second one there is taking it close to 'cursed images' territory imo

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 11:44 (six years ago) link

yes definitely, gives it an "any time in the last 40 years" quality

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 11:47 (six years ago) link

I think it was shot recently and the guy on the right is the ghostly apparition of a former councillor - the pothole in question having been there since 1953.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 11:49 (six years ago) link

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don't want to get too far into phrenology but these guys have loyalist proddy written all over their faces

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

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here's one I made earlier.

calzino, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

paging dmac: what's up with yerman councillor brian murphy then, he seems... agitated

Sharia Law is operating in Ireland and most of the political class either do not know or do not care. It is a subversion of our legal system

— Cllr Brian Murphy (@brianmurphycllr) September 5, 2017

The Left hate their culture, they hate Western civilization, they hate Christianity, they want to destroy social order, and unleash anarchy.

— Cllr Brian Murphy (@brianmurphycllr) August 30, 2017

The criminal justice system in Ireland is too lenient. We are far too soft on crime, our Judges sometimes act like apologists for criminals

— Cllr Brian Murphy (@brianmurphycllr) August 30, 2017

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Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 September 2017 11:42 (six years ago) link

Hmmm

I'll look into it.

Likely this is a career move, we tend to spot what's coming down the line from the yanks or across the water and the enterprising local politician, dressmaker, restauranteur, decorator and hairdresser will make it their business to be ahead of this important curve of cultural impetus

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 18 September 2017 00:26 (six years ago) link

please do report back, this seems like an avenue of investigation worthy of yr time

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 18 September 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

finds current legal system too lenient but also dislikes sharia law. the goldilocks of jurisprudence.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 18 September 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

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Councillor Alan Strickland's smiling face of gentrification pic would make a good Xmas card.

calzino, Monday, 11 December 2017 11:12 (six years ago) link

This is the guy who got his arse kicked by Aditya Chakrabortty on the Sunday Politics yesterday?

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 11 December 2017 11:22 (six years ago) link

... which you wouldn't have seen if you don't live in London.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Monday, 11 December 2017 11:22 (six years ago) link

Yes I saw it on twitter this morning, he is a real piece of work!

calzino, Monday, 11 December 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link

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soref, Thursday, 14 December 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

I know Ian Paisley jr. is an MP and so not eligible for this thread, but presumably some of those people are local councillors

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soref, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

"Just imagine you're kicking a Catholic, big smiles now..."

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:23 (six years ago) link

some of glasgow's fine councillors:

Alexander Belic, SNP. Southside Central.

https://snpforglasgow.scot/media/1248/southside-central.jpg

Eva Bolander. SNP. Lord Provost of Glasgow. Anderston/City/Yorkhill. Incidentally, despite the bagpipe playing, is from Sweden

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Christy Meanrs. Scottish Green Party. Anderston/City/Yorkhill.

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Last but not least: Franny Scally. SNP. Marshall

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Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link

maryhill damn you autocorrect

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link

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Kirklees Council plans for an end to FREE parking in Cleckheaton? Cllr John Lawson is leading the fight back .... and he's all out of gum.

calzino, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

these last two are very good

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Monday, 16 April 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

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Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link

bit unfair to the hutts tbh

topless from 11am (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link

"right, when I find out which one of you lot has eaten Eric Pickles there is going to be double detentions!"

calzino, Tuesday, 26 June 2018 12:55 (five years ago) link


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