Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

Can this be the last season?

― Hadrian VIII, Friday, July 14, 2017 1:18 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

― sleeve, Friday, July 14, 2017 1:21 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes pls, no more presidents

http://thefederalist.com/2017/07/13/heres-the-speech-jeff-sessions-delivered-to-christian-first-amendment-lawyers/

fuck this guy!

I hope this thread has seen Donald trump watching the massed bands of the French military play a daft punk medley.

NO! please share

When you're not feeling it, but your hair just wants to dance💃🏻 #trump #daftpunk #BastilleDay pic.twitter.com/Gr3ueC40Qb

— Ped (@_iPed) July 14, 2017

lol his hair

I hesitate to call any of these villains tragic, but Don Jr. truly fits the bill. By every account Trump was a shitty father; rumor has it among the other shit in the alleged Apprentice tapes is Trump constantly calling his kids "retarded." When he left Don's mom reportedly Jr. didn't talk to Sr. for over a year. Don in college just fucked around/up, until his dad pressured/bought him into Wharton and, one presumes, slicking his hair back. Trump even went on the record back when citing Jr. as his most challenging child . And now Don Jr. is a teetotaler like dad, and clearly still out for approval. One piece posited that this whole meeting thing was yet another attempt to do something to impress dad, which makes sense. All of Trump's cohort are battling it out to be in his good graces. How must it feel to be a child and still have to fight for affection?

http://static.politico.com/dims4/default/c918637/2147483647/resize/1160x%3E/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2Fc2%2Fbb%2Fb1fb56984f3190dfbc0770e8055b%2Fdon-jr-baseball.jpg

http://static.politico.com/dims4/default/54c7ca7/2147483647/resize/1160x%3E/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F9d%2Fa8%2F340b2b1542dbb0df1205ae1d2960%2Fdon-and-don-awk-hug.jpg

It's sad that he had a fucked up childhood but now he's just another rich asshole, sorry

He is a rich asshole (and he is sorry). But imagine being emotionally abused your entire life, and not only are you left handling the family business for your asshole dad, you even have the same fucking name. There is no escape.

The only way he could succeed and/or win back his dad is to become the very thing he hates!

(Coming soon to a theatre near you)

he could have escaped anytime he felt like it. he's an insanely rich white guy. he chose to be on The Apprentice and shit.

Victim blaming!

Nah, it's cool, I don't feel bad for him. But I have no doubt he had a shitty childhood before he was rewarded with enough wealth and power to be shitty to others. The cycle continues.

LOL that video Macron is laffing it up, that is some high-concept and inscrutably French gamesmanship

deftly punk'd

If Trump started wearing a helmet, not only would he not have to worry about his hair, he could send other people out in his place and stay home and watch TV.

Best email I (or you) will ever receive. Zero doctoring other than my red pen squiggles. pic.twitter.com/y5eHVQEe2R

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 14, 2017

yes pls, no more presidents
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, July 14, 2017 12:51 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9OXBK7Nglc

I have a great deal of sympathy for people who grow up under fucked circumstances, but it's a sympathy that wanes the longer they progress through their adult lives without taking responsibility for their own shit or putting any effort into being better than the dickholes that raised them.

In his childhood, Trump learned to hunt and fish by spending time with his maternal grandfather in what was then Czechoslovakia.[47] Controversy erupted in 2012 when pictures surfaced of an African hunting trip Trump had taken in 2010. In one photo Trump has his arms around an endangered, dead leopard, and in another he is holding a knife in one hand and a bloody elephant tail in the other.

If Trump started wearing a helmet, not only would he not have to worry about his hair, he could send other people out in his place and stay home and watch TV.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, July 14, 2017 2:19 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He is going to HAVE to start wearing a helmet at all times as safeguard against Frenchy po-mo psy-ops

xpost Yeah, it's safe to say that Jr. has passed my sympathy threshold.

8!

CNN says 8 people, including 3 still unidentified, attended the Don Trump Jr. meeting with the Russians. Oops. https://t.co/eOgNrKtybc

— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) July 14, 2017

Do I hear 9? Can I get 9?

https://frinkiac.com/img/S06E14/1178693.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZvugebaT6Q

xpost Just wait until Barron Von Trump dons his mask to avenge his family.

Yeah, it's safe to say that Jr. has passed my sympathy threshold.

They've all passed mine, save Barron (xp!)

Barron's a dick.

Didn't someone get in trouble or get fired for calling some innocent kid a c-word, like, a million years ago?

Oh yeah, the Onion, re: the sweet girl from that "Beasts of the Southern Wild" movie.

Remember 2013? Remember that year? Those were the days. All of them. Before we entered this state of perpetual numbing nightmare.

Don't forget Katie Rich, who was 'suspended' (can't see where she was ever fired but every trace of her involvement with the show seems to have been very successfully eradicated) from SNL after tweeting something about Barron specifically.

I'd add something to the convo about today's events but what can I really say about our President that hasn't already been said about a gangrenous penis

the TPM upthread would have me chuckling more if I didn't know there were probably civilians circulating the blank email saying "SEE? PROOF!"

Gorelick out? Intriguing.

Jared Kushner's lawyer, Jamie Gorelick, is “dropping out” of representing him in the Russia probe, per @Isikoff https://t.co/6tUZdCccKr

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 14, 2017

Didn't someone get in trouble or get fired for calling some innocent kid a c-word, like, a million years ago?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 July 2017 18:49 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.thedailybeast.com/prince-george-3-accused-of-being-a-fking-dkhead-with-white-privilege

Doesn't it seemed a little early for a legal shake-up? Considering they haven't done anything yet?

I think the key is Gorelick isn't a criminal lawyer.

does he handle mustache law

Mustache law, it's makin me mad, it's driving me crazy.

Shep ohm

Shep Smith: "The deception, Chris, is mind-boggling...why are we getting told all these lies?"

Chris Wallace: "I don't know what to say" pic.twitter.com/DQKOAC8a2o

— Leanne Naramore (@LeanneNaramore) July 14, 2017

otm (autocorrected)

The best thing is the pause. Not that it fucking matters, but that silence is really something.

^Agreed, that pause says everything.

https://youtu.be/dHmgh-dzmbE

The White House just hired Ty Cobb to defend the president in the Russia investigation.

yes he's a descendant of that Ty Cobb

Yup, he's mustache man up there a few posts back.