Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

lol

YOU GET A JOB AND YOU GET A DOCTOR

A Better Deal: Better Skills, Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Houses, Better Cars, Nicer Weather, More Attractive Spouses, Cooler Emojis, You Like Ponies Right Well You Can Have One

It just lodges itself in your mind and rolls right off the tongue. A slogan for the ages.

Like, why is there no middle ground between ineffectual fecklessness and scorched earth evil?

I like how they're not promising any of those things will be good -- just "better."

the party knows that what struggling Americans are looking for right now is a business card from a temp agency

Mo Betta Bullshit

ALSO YOU CAN VOTE IF YOU CAN'T RIGHT NOW

The DCCC is just batting .1000 lately

of course

Another member noted that this is the result of months of polling and internal deliberations among the House Democratic caucus

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_Vox) July 20, 2017

Not to offend anyone here with adhd but does it seem like Trump has adhd?

"better skills" is government saying "you're the problem"

terminal affluenza more like

not that there's anything wrong with that

Of course it takes thousands of man hours and millions of dollars and algorithms and focus groups to hone your message to such an efficient razor's edge.

hush. they deserve their tenure :)

Maybe they could go back to "Have You Seen the Other Guys?" if it came with a set of GOP Wacky Packages

Don't hate me because I'm a Democrat

The Democratic Party: Please Vote.

Better Skills. Better Jobs. Better Wages. My thoughts on why Dems need a stronger economic message in @USATODAY https://t.co/Y291m0n44M

— Senator Tim Kaine (@timkaine) May 24, 2017

"and then I grabbed Trump by the balls like THIS"

jfc delete your party, democrats.

they need people that can play/troll the media, and they don't have v many

oh, Sleepmeister Kaine

democrat: not a dirty word anymore!

Democrats: What's a Covfefe, right?

identify with the cool kids, and make fun of the band kids, who are going to go to college :)

what do y'all think the Dems slogan should be

FUCK THIS SHIT

THEY GO LOW, WE GO EVEN LOWER

*cue "Get Low" by Lil Jon*

THEY GO LOW, WE CAN ALSO GO PRETTY LOW, BUT NOT THAT LOW

The Democratic Party: We're Anything You Want Us to Be (please vote for us)

"We've got bomb ass weed"

otm

Isn't that already taken by the Libertarian Party?

Seriously though, I don't know if there is a slogan that I could get behind. They need to show a little backbone before I'm going to buy any re-branding efforts.

seriously tho why don't they just support national legalization of recreational marijuana? feel like that would be a v popular plank.

hillary prob would've won the election if legalizing pot was in her platform

A Full Dinner Pail

democrats: drumpf, drank the freakign cofveve

Democrats: Free Beer if You Vote for Us

http://i.imgur.com/RQISXgu.jpg

yes, those reluctant-to-bomb-foreigners Dems

Fun fun fun

Special Counsel Mueller is investigating possible money laundering by Paul Manafort

w/@shaneharris & @aviswanathahttps://t.co/i8QTkUe6Ei

— erica orden (@eorden) July 20, 2017

This is how you get from Whitewater to Monica, right?

p much

OR this is someone in Mueller's office telegraphing to Manafort 'we have your balls please contact our office regarding a Plea Agreement at your earliest convenience'

I think that already happened.

I just assume Mueller's office is leak proof and anything that comes out of it is leaked for tactical reasons.

Like, why is there no middle ground between ineffectual fecklessness and scorched earth evil?

― Mandal Envy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 July 2017 19:51 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bernie would've *is shot*