Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

"How much do I love the President? I can't quantify that precisely, but ... I love him! Soooooooo much!"

dickhead in seaman confusion xxxp

My spouse, after listening to Scaramucci speak: "when someone like this guy gets hired by your organization, prepare your resume to leave."

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) July 21, 2017

this is gross

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1200/1*j1npUji_vM1DgmLJYyC5PA.png

Supposedly he'll also be reporting directly to Trump, bypassing Reince. Fun times!

The healthcare bill is absolutely alive and they're gonna try like hell to jam it through under cover of confusion.

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 21, 2017

so sanders is the new press secretary

any news about the healthcare bill is obviously getting buried today, so if anything's really happening it's hard to say what. it looks like Tuesday's scheduled vote is still a mystery

I’ll tell you who he’s going to be president of. You can tell Donald I said this: the Queens County Bullies Association. You’re an inherited-money dude from Queens County. Bring it, Donald. Bring it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZOeqL2ZSWA

roflmao

Besides, the Senators all pretty much bailed for the weekend.

Saltalamacchia's going to benefit from what Bill James called the "Burt Shotton Syndrome": "when you replace an intense...manager with a low-key type." (Okay, I edited--it's "intense, detail-oriented manager," and Spicer seemed a little lax with details.) Unless, to pacify his boss, he has to turn himself into Sean Spicer. In which case he won't.

Besides, the Senators all pretty much bailed for the weekend.

there's that. and the fact that no one apparently knows what they're going to be voting on on Tuesday - a revised bill? repeal only? who can say!

Trump's new communications director @scaramucci blows an air-kiss to the White House press corps pic.twitter.com/Z4TpEy8jlM

— Mathieu von Rohr (@mathieuvonrohr) July 21, 2017

no handjobs on the first date?

so sanders is the new press secretary

surprising move for the senator for vermont imo

everytime I see sara sanders being retweeted I think its bernie

i assume steve

I assume Colonel.

Give Pharoah some

These 27 seconds tell you exactly why Trump installed Scaramucci as his new communications director pic.twitter.com/squjkfZ1F0

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) July 21, 2017

wtf

they are certainly spiraling out of control at least

This dude seems like A+ Trump material

cut from the same tacky cloth

You mean like semen stains, right

i mean is Trump in a top coat swishing foul shots at Madison Square Garden supposed to be a metaphor or...

ok

He can spiral a football, sink 3 foot putts... and the wrestling, did I mention the wrestling?

I probably believe the three ft putts bit. seems a strange thing to boast about (on someone else's behalf).

He's such a tender maker of love. You've never been spooned until you've been spooned by the Don.

I mean, it's more like a half-empty beanbag slathered in Wesson than a spoon, but still.

The sports itinerary was bizarre, but I bet Trump has demanded that his staff get something out there like the clip of Obama's three-point shot overseas. Scaramucci's just laying the groundwork.

Give Pharoah some

― Stevolende, Friday, July 21, 2017 3:20 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Sir, can you comment on the president's-"

SKREEEEEEOOONNNNK!

"Mr. Sanders, you're not answering the-"

BLEEEEEEEEEEARARARARAAAAAAOOOOO!

yesssss

AP: Mike Flynn has opened a new consulting firm called Resilient Patriot; bro says he's “moving on with his life” https://t.co/aFq2VPYvUB

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 21, 2017

Just asked Nancy Pelosi about Spicer resignation. "I don't even care," she says.

— Casey Tolan (@caseytolan) July 21, 2017

"Resilient Patriot" sounds like code from an alt-weekly sex ad.

Sounds like an anchorman scent

why does anyone care who does the flacking for the Mad Tweeter?

NPR just called Mooch "a trained lawyer," not the other kind i guess

is he housebroken

Mooch seems like the kind of guy who starts to slow clap when a waiter drops some dishes.

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) July 21, 2017

was scared that this scaramucci fella was going to be like when rebecca replaced diane but it's more like when jimmy smits replaced caruso on nypd blue

So Sad: Steve Bannon Is The Only One Who Signed Sean Spicer’s Goodbye Card And He Thought It Was A Lunch Order https://t.co/KLw6CAc1fA pic.twitter.com/n0Cb8DriZb

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) July 21, 2017

lol

now officially the least popular president in American history

https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-apos-latest-approval-144822746.html

are we sick of winning yet?

if the democrats need to carpe diem some shit around here, this is the moment

i didn't mean to put if at the beginning of that. just carpe diem this shit!

Hmm

Can we try it one more time, with the if?

Ask Karl if we can do it again. With the if. Yeah.

Thanks.

okay democrats, if we can just carpe diem some shit around here, that would be great. faaaantastic, thank you