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SCENE: Office breakroom. Bag of "Beaver Nuggets" on table.
PPLAINS (PP) watches as CO-WORKER (CW) takes one, eats it.
PP: So what's a Beaver Nugget taste like?
CW: They're not so bad. Kind of a combination between popcorn and... peanut butter?
PP: Really? Not sure about that combo.
CW: Well, if you don't like either, then –
PP: No, I'm a huge fan of both. Just don't know if I'd like them together.
CO-WORKER begins programming microwave. PPLAINS takes one, eats it - immediately starts gagging. Spits Beaver Nugget into trash can.
PP: What the –? That wasn't peanut butter! That was BUTTERSCOTCH!
CW: Oh, right. Maybe that's what I meant.
~SCENE~
― pplains, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link
CW: Peanut butter in the conference room.
PP: I'd like to suck on some of that!
CW: begins programming microwave
PP: (goes to the conference room and finds out that it's butterscotch not peanut butter) NOOO!!!!!!!
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link