Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

Meanwhile, yesterday, something stirred in the heart of a right wing Twitter writer/commenter guy

If the GOP is embracing so much of Obama's policy legacy, maybe liberals were right and to one degree or another the opposition was racial.

— Drew McCoy (@_Drew_McCoy_) July 26, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_95EluJ01M

is mooch . . . doing performance art?

Well, this is almost certainly not real life.

"From one Italian to another..."

omg Mooch referring to him and Reince as "brothers, like Cain and Abel", holy shit

Oh BTW, Sessions appears on Tucker tonight. And apparently...

Sessions is going on Fox News today, in part to discuss "the current situation with Trump."

— Alana Abramson (@aabramson) July 27, 2017

And someone's making hay

! @LindseyGrahamSC says he is intro'ing legislation that would prevent firing of special counsels without judicial review

— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) July 27, 2017

Mooch getting a bit of a reputation for his invasive body language while being interviewed by Emily Maitlis from Newsnight (footage and aghast reaction of the entire British commentariat available on Twitter).

I genuinely think that every week of this period in history could fill a goddamn book. Here's to hoping humanity survives to a point from which this era can be viewed as history and that books/writing still exist then.

remember joe paterno? what would he say ?

no kidding, it feels we're on Season 10 of this dumb show where they just start introducing a bunch of zany characters like Goldstone and Mooch and none of the plotlines make any damn sense

Someone should retell Watergate using nothing but contemporary tweets. "@Ziegler on FBI Associate Director Felt: 'If Mark wants to explain that he's not a leaker, let him do that.'"

I can't imagine that anyone in the WH feels any disincentive to seek out and leak as much dirt as possible

Hyperbole or no, the threat of public hanging may be a bit of a downer.

I wonder how much the Mooch can bench press. I bet a lot! I bet he is really strong and can lift a lot of weights!

Also, I bet sooner rather than later we will get a selfie of him shirtless posted on some site.

I can tell you two fish that don't stink: that's me and the President

This is the Golden State Warriors of stupidity picking up Kevin Durant

analogy breaks down in this scenario as "NBA" is consumed in hellfire, everybody dies

Trump at -18 on RASMUSSEN, which I believe is his lowest rating there.

The most telling thing is the decline in "strongly approve". It was at 25% yesterday. It got as high as 44% in January

the paterno line!

I wonder what the Venn diagram for 'strongly approves of President Trump's performance' and 'as-yet unconvicted capital offender' looks like.

This guy, at minimum, just funneled several pots of coffee, but more realistically is Tony Montana-level sinus deep in the llello.

I'm sure someone posted this before, but this certainly feeds into the "Mooch is mini-Trump" thing

The Mooch did his homework. pic.twitter.com/Wku0DF2ovd

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) July 24, 2017

Mooch looks like an aging child star, like one of the people in Eight is Enough or some shit

so much confusion and aggravation just to lift sanctions against russia / pay back billion dollar debts / cover up same

In a few short years Mooch will look like Fred Willard in Best In Show:

https://d2ycltig8jwwee.cloudfront.net/articles/4777/detail.87b2aedc.png

Members of the band Journey were just spotted in the White House briefing room. That is all.

— margaret brennan (@margbrennan) July 27, 2017

don't stop ... etc.

Apropos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXnS7Dv07ro

They were totally playing "Faithfully"

jeff sessions to be replaced as ag by journey's greatest hits hitmakers journey

'who's cryin' now', remarked bass player ross valory after the announcement was made

Lovin, Touchin', Grabbin' 'Em By the Pussy

DON'T STOP COLLUDIN'
TWO SCOOPS DURING PUUUUUUUDIIIIIIIIN'

Jonathon Cain, Journey ex(?)-keyboardist, is married to Donald Trump's "Spiritual Adviser" who he became acquainted with after watching her televangelist show on TV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paula_White

woah woah woah... spiritual advisor?! like a fucking Rasputin?

Trump's spiritual adviser is his television

As if anyone needed another reason to hate Journey.

http://www.watcherofthedawn.com/2017/07/09/golden-dawn-leader-griffin-donald-trump/

The chiefs of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, outer order of the Rosicrucian Academy of Alpha et Omega say they lost their dog, their car and nearly their lives after working magic to protect US President Donald Trump.

Imperator David Griffin and his wife Leslie McQuade were furious at those who have been working magic to hex Trump. Writing in his blog, Griffin said:

“The issue here is not whether or not you agree with the politics and policies of Donald Trump. The real question is whether or not a gaggle of Communist leaning magicians and witches should be permitted to topple a duly elected President of the United States or bind and curse the American people who voted for him.”

It's a good question. Witch Ethics!

Would pay $ to see a Communist Magician.

That's the beauty of it, you don't have to pay!

thanking you, mr. sinker

Waters shows photo of Trump mocking disabled reporter as she marks anniversary of landmark disabilities act https://t.co/ETRBOkqPc7 pic.twitter.com/XCMMRCixs4

— The Hill (@thehill) July 27, 2017

NEW: Chairman of Joint Chiefs tells U-S military "no modifications" to current transgender policy until implementation guidance given. pic.twitter.com/BRO9QnoG2p

— Peter Alexander (@PeterAlexander) July 27, 2017

Trump is like the guy in spy movies who looks at pixelated satellite imagery and just shouts "enhance!"

LOL, "in the meantime, we will continue to treat all of our personnel with respect." Until, you know, we are given specific instructions on how to disrespect them.

Scaramucci: Trump "sinks 3-foot putts."
White House transcript revises: "He sinks 30-foot putts."https://t.co/VN6zXFC0K1 pic.twitter.com/gKcyJi3qUq

— Mдтт Иegяiи 🔮 (@MattNegrin) July 27, 2017

juche!

When threading needles goes bad.

Dave Brat is on CNN saying the media forced Trump to attack Sessions.@KateBolduan: "Are you kidding me?"

— Sopan Deb (@SopanDeb) July 27, 2017

I'll bet the media totally forced Trump to torture all of his childhood pets to death, too.