tragedy
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 July 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
threnody
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 27 July 2017 19:41 (six years ago) link
everyone who is a shirtless shitter, sit down
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 July 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link
so you want the shirted to shit standing up?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 27 July 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link
Preferable to doing it while standing on their heads. Think of that nice, clean shirt.
― Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 July 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
I've done this before but only when: a) it's really hot in the bathroom, b) i have gastric distress and the passing of stool is engendering a sweat, c) like first thing in the morning when i haven't gotten dressed yet
this happens infrequently (apart from c) thankfully
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 July 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link
we don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good poop, oh no
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Thursday, 27 July 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link
i came here to take a shit and wear a shirt
and i'm all outta shirts
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 27 July 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link
I've done this when hungover, sure
― brimstead, Thursday, 27 July 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link
You know what? Yes I do, and I'm not afraid to say it anymore
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 July 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link
Wild shirtless bowel movements.
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 July 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link
But my earlier comment about shirtless shitters sitting down was supposed to be a joke where they identify themselves by sitting down, rather than by standing up. I know that doesn't make any sense and isn't funny either but just want to make that clear
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 July 2017 23:34 (six years ago) link
have you ever smelled shit on someone's shirt?
― calstars, Friday, 28 July 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link
there are people that *always* take their shirts off to shit? what if you're running home? do you rip your shirt off? i've obviously been in scenarios shirtless, but it's not a prerequisite. jesus... thanks obama
― flappy bird, Friday, 28 July 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link
i am a shitless shirter (just pooped, wearing a shirt, u jealous?)
― nice cage (m bison), Friday, 28 July 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link
wait, idgi... how are you supposed to wipe with your shirt on??
― flopson, Friday, 28 July 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link
aren't you worried about stretching it?
― flopson, Friday, 28 July 2017 01:47 (six years ago) link
....what? i really don't understand... how... how would you stretch your shirt wiping your ass?
― flappy bird, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:00 (six years ago) link
just use your underwear to wipe, that's what it's there for
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:26 (six years ago) link
ok..... i... hold on...
― flappy bird, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:37 (six years ago) link
depends on the season... in the summer i am usually shirtless in my apartment.
(fantasy grist for 60% of ILX)
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 July 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Thursday, July 27, 2017 10:26 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
dude, gross
― flopson, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:46 (six years ago) link
boxers or briefs? boxers, there's way more fabric to wipe your shit on so they last a week or so longer before you have to wash them
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:58 (six years ago) link
bill clinton tried to tell the kids about this years ago, but everyone just laughed
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:59 (six years ago) link
lol
― flappy bird, Friday, 28 July 2017 03:00 (six years ago) link
Karl Mslone, 46th POTUS
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 July 2017 03:01 (six years ago) link
how does everyone wipe
― flappy bird, Friday, 28 July 2017 03:04 (six years ago) link
my god karl
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Friday, 28 July 2017 03:05 (six years ago) link
xp concentric circles
― flopson, Friday, 28 July 2017 03:06 (six years ago) link
you know, i bet everyone was really grossed out and offended when people told doctors to wash their hands before delivering babies, too. change is hard
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 July 2017 03:11 (six years ago) link
little known fact: coattails were originally invented for butt-wiping purposes, fell out of fashion with the invention of toilet paper
― flopson, Friday, 28 July 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link
somehow i ended up as the escort to the homecoming queen, and i went to a hometown store with my mom to rent a suit, and somehow walked out of there with a suit with long coattails. i looked like a total douche out there on the football field but my wiping situation was not a problem at all that night
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 July 2017 03:34 (six years ago) link
wiping while escorting was problematic I'm sure
― Neanderthal, Friday, 28 July 2017 04:45 (six years ago) link
am totally a shirtless shitter btw
Have you heard about the shirtless shitter? Beaten by the queen of sharts every time.
― salthigh, Friday, 28 July 2017 04:55 (six years ago) link
You are killing me here, KM. I just laughed so hard I shit my shirt clean off.
― Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 July 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link
idk about the "clean" part
― Neanderthal, Friday, 28 July 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link
I voted. I forget why.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 28 July 2017 05:07 (six years ago) link
I'm a shiftless shirker wrt shirtless shitting.
― Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 July 2017 12:07 (six years ago) link
ILX what have you become
― Jeff, Friday, 28 July 2017 12:15 (six years ago) link
i'm amazed that ilx has never had this conversation before tbh
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 July 2017 12:17 (six years ago) link
It's important to know the norms and customs of u society.
― Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 July 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_medium/11117/111170753/4154937-4426852810-dr_ma.jpg
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 30 July 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link
can we please come back to:
wait, idgi... how are you supposed to wipe with your shirt on??― flopson, Friday, July 28, 2017 1:42 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flopson,
WTF are you on about
― akm, Sunday, 30 July 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
Wiping yr arse with the tail of yr shirt.
Obv
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link
why else would people tuck in their shirt?
― flopson, Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link
What length are tails on the shirts you wear?
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link
"as far from my nose as possible, please"
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 4 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
guess i should put my shirt back on for this poll closing. i can only read poll results when my shirt is on
― Karl Malone, Friday, 4 August 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link
good luck with those poll sweats
― Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 4 August 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 5 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
my entire world is shittered
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:00 (six years ago) link
stso
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link
I think shirtless shitting largely was reinforced by my brother (in his 30s at the time) laughing about how he got poop on his work shirt somehow. Nowadays I put the shirt in a different room altogether.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:12 (six years ago) link
we need a shirt with a hole cut in the tail. we could mail them to you. Call it MeShitShirts or The Shitted Shirt, etc.
― Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:36 (six years ago) link
LLC
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 August 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link
never
― 👁 (am0n), Sunday, 6 August 2017 05:08 (six years ago) link
so next time i'm in one of those hellscape airport restrooms with dozens of stalls, i'm just going to assume that about one in every five people has taken their shirt off in there. good to know!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 7 August 2017 04:28 (six years ago) link
Insanity
― Treeship, Monday, 7 August 2017 04:53 (six years ago) link