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looking at the job of a Senator, I can't believe these fuckers want to hold onto their jobs so badly, this looks like the shittiest career imaginable

Pretty sure they get free admission to national parks, though.

Also a series of blowjobs iirc

Could soon be one of the few jobs left with guaranteed health insurance.

Why arent they voting already

Delay and repeal?

Low name recognition Senator is a pretty sweet job - lots of money, lots of perks, funnel stuff back to your cronies/home state.

Leadership positions is where it would suck.

Why arent they voting already

― Οὖτις, Friday, July 28, 2017 12:58 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

simplest explanation is they don't have the votes, but they think they might still be able to get them

Fewer of the drawbacks of the House, where your constituents expect you to help out when their Social Security gets fucked up or Junior wants a spot at West Point.

They're promising McCain an Iran invasion if he votes yes.

Pence has been working McCain for at least 15 minutes now. One on one. Republicans holding vote open for the VP.

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) July 28, 2017

Eh, for all we know they just had to reboot a router or something.

Yeah i cant really see mcconnell bringing it to a vote if he isnt assured a win

McCain negotiating for that brain transplant.

"Pence has been working McCain for 15 minutes now"

don't worry, he'll nut soon

McCain just said something like "Do we get to win this time?" can anyone help me out with what that means

Rambo!

Pence, Graham, McCain in one huddle. Inches away, Blunt, Sullivan, Thune, and Murkowski in another huddle. Two holdouts there.

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) July 28, 2017

if they have a blunt, why aren't they sharing

McCain obviously loves being stroked.

PENCE has left the chamber.

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) July 28, 2017

UH OH must not have the vooooootes

or he's paying the Domino's guy

It's a tumor, not a stroke Aimless

Maybe Pence went to take a leak

On America

he realized there were female senators and had to quarantine himself

lol

Maybe Pence went to go call Trump. To talk dirty.

mccain huddled with the democrats

There is now a glimmer of hope that we stop this and hopefully start over in a bipartisan way to stabilize ins markets and bring down costs.

— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) July 28, 2017

McCain: "Please, either let me sleep or let me die."

Maybe Pence went to take a leak

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On America

― Οὖτις, Friday, July 28, 2017 12:08 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

New E.O.: All truck and car decals depicting Calvin peeing on something must be peeled off and replaced with decals on Pence doing same.

Pence back, I think.

w/ mobsters holding lead pipes

what a time for Mike Pence to take his annual dump

— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) July 28, 2017

was it shirtless

Intrigue: guess WH called for Pence and couldn't find him. McCain just left, reportedly to take a call, no doubt from WH.

What are they voting on now?

this is it i think?

Yeah, think this is it.

Fuck

murkowski no right away, whoa

What did McCain just vote? That made some people clap?

McCain no!

wow

cannot wait for single payer but also trump's tweets

Rubio such a little bitch

Yeah what was that dem clapping about (i am watching 90210)

I cannot believe these honkies are still doing this shit at 140 AM