Come anticipate EMOJI: THE MOVIE with me

it's a living i guess

From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

i'll say one thing about this misbegotten horror of a movie, it feels like a perfect summation of the current cultural climate, albeit entirely unintentionally

oh, please. this movie isn't an advertisement for anything - you could say Facebook, Twitter, Instagram etc... but do they even need advertising at this point? there's nothing crass about it. it's about something most of use and spend a lot of time on every day, and it is horrifying in a way, because you have to confront the world we live in for 86 minutes instead of going to Narnia or Gotham or wherever the Minions come from. Don't get me wrong - it's not a well made movie, but it's getting criticized on the merits of the concept, which, perhaps in the hands of the people that made Zootopia, could've been executed in a more thoughtful way.

"a summation of our current cultural climate" in what way?

there's nothing crass about it.

there's nothing crass about it.

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Is a thing you actually said about The Emoji Movie.

Yes

Why is it crass? Emojis are public domain. Many of us use them everyday. More of us have smartphones. A movie about that is not inherently crass. The Angry Birds Movie was crass (piss humor).

Sony missed a trick by not hiring you for their marketing team.

we are talking about the movie where there's a literal talking piece of shit, right

Is it as good as the third matrix movie, Speed Racer, or The Conversation?

― El Tomboto, Sunday, July 30, 2017 8:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait did anybody answer this question earnestly, is this movie anything like my three favorite movies of all time

yes i did upthread

we are talking about the movie where there's a literal talking piece of shit, right

Poop is not in it. Way overrepresented in advertising. Has 4 lines at most. Nothing compared to Angry Birds watersports scene.

feel like Mrs Darbus looking for another volunteer

and ill answer the third one earnestly now: no, The Emoji Movie is not as good as The Conversation

Whew.

is it as good as The World According to GArp

Didn't see it

just to be clear where we are now itt, we're splitting hairs about which is more crass: a movie featuring a talking turd or a movie featuring avian watersports

Its better than Vertigo but not quite as good as Citizen Kane. its more on the level of La Regle du Jeu.

yes... I think the difference is clear 😉

We're also overemploying a particularly limited definition of 'crass'. I'd argue that the more pertinent meaning is, say, a hungover Sony animation exec who woke up late and scrambled madly about his person for an idea to present in his morning meeting, cycling through and dismissing children's movies based on socks and hair gel and little bags of cocaine before finally opening his phone and realizing that no one has made a film about those stupid little icon things his kids use all the time, what are they called. Luckily, someone in the meeting knows what they're called and they're like, sure, The Emoji Movie, we don't have to shell out any money for the property and the American public will scarf down any plateful of animated shit we set down before them, why the fuck not.

"those stupid little icon things"

overly dismissive of emojis. people, especially young kids, use them every single day - and the movie notes that, makes obvious comparison to hieroglyphics. fwiw I would see a movie about the alphabet

the American public will scarf down any plateful of animated shit we set down before them

how quickly we forget delgo

fwiw I would see a movie about the alphabet

i salute your indefatigability

Like, treating whatever lies beneath the lowest common denominator as a frontier to be explored and mined for the sake of bilking a public you have naked contempt for is pretty much exactly what I mean when I say 'crass'. Unless we're talking anarchic punk bands.

kinda with flappy bird here. you all love superhero movies

Cogent challops.

superhero movies draw on the better part of a century's worth of narratives worked on by literally thousands of creatives, the emoji movie draws on the lil' drawings of eggplants and crying faces that live in your phone, i dunno that it's a particularly meaningful comparison

every single superhero movie ends with a good vs evil punch-off, not really that much of a stretch as comparisons go

Well by god if flappy and lj both challop it then it's so i spect

the emoji movie ends with a good vs evil punch-off?

I'm just saying this rich tradition involving hundreds of creatives sure does seem to have been shunted into pretty much exactly the same form over and over and over when it hits the movies

yeah, and while we're here what's with all these fuckin' sports movies where one team ends up victorious over the other

good vs evil is baked into the superhero premise - it's not a bug, it's a feature

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ_t1eOAipo

Help, I cannot tell the difference between a Sherlock Holmes and the postage stamps/cutlery/carpet samples that a film exec arbitrarily decided to assign personalities to.

"The expression 'the narcissism of minor differences', I will translate in direct terms as 'conformist terror'."

people, especially young kids, use them every single day

This doesn't make it right.

the emoji epidemic

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--REiWqfGk--/vzi7e7yb0xpt2f260m5t.jpg

I would see the Emoji movie if there was some Emoji-eating monster in the film that bloodily chomped down on them

maybe that's coming in the sequel though

does this movie end with a phone dying and being chucked in a landfill

a messenger on horseback arrives and announces the Queen has pardoned the Poop Emoji for his sins and made him the Duke

good vs evil is baked into the superhero premise - it's not a bug, it's a feature

There are plenty of ways to dramatize good vs. evil, superhero movies choose the same staging 100% of the time

Maybe there should be a take on the genre with a "conflicted" hero. Or maybe conflicted "hero". Not black vs white as much as--and this sounds crazy I know--gray vs gray.

You mean like an antihero? Someone who blurs the line between good and evil? It could work, but I fear comic movies wouldn't be just for kids anymore.

I don't want to suggest we have a situation where the very people our hero is trying to protect come to view him as a kind of villain, wouldn't want to suggest we have such a grim take.

No no, I think we should be brave and take a step off that precipice. Here's an idea: what if we adjusted the color palette somewhat, leached some of the color so that it was more in line with this 'gray' you speak of. It's like a metaphor, do u see.