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49. Denied FBI a new building.

Historic Black College Initiative

How many of that list are actually pollyanna-ed negatives?

saw this posted on FB

it's funny how the "accomplishments" become more nonsensical/less verifiable the farther down you go. By the time you get to 8 you're already in "uh, yeah right"/wishful thinking territory

lol "denied FBI a new building" is an accomplishment?

46. Apprentice program

haha that made me pause too

bricks now available for the Wall

xxp

57. President Trump has worked with Congress to pass more legislation in his first 100 days than any President since Truman.

how can anybody say this with a straight face

59. Melania's teeth whitened.
60. Zero invaders from Mars
61. Americans still free to eat what they want
62. Leads Emoji Movie to $25 million number two debut!
63. WWII still over.
64. Grand Canyon still big
65. North Carolina shark attacks down!
66. McRib production ramps up
67. Warm weather for summer
68. Indiana Jones 5 gets a release date

some interesting GOP in-fighting going on

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/31/mcconnell-alabama-moore-brooks-strange-241138

lol, mooch is out

was he ever officially sworn in? i remember a reporter asking that question a few days ago and sarah huckabee was like "i don't know, he just started, next question"

rip mooch

we barely knew ye

lmao what a... week?

oh shit, you're serious!

Wait wat

basically some dickhead just showed up to the party, punched a guy in the face (reince), then got escorted out by dad (kelly)

Once again, he must suck his own dick...

OMG, you weren't joking.

WTF @ this country.

right now a bunch of people are looking at a NYT alert on their phone and just laughing their asses off

lol

Is this like one of those baseball things where they bring in a left-handed relief pitcher for a third of an inning just to get one specific batter out

He was getting too much press, wasn't he?

mooch was only there for ten days yet it felt like two years, therefore imo he was but a brief flickering hallucination produced by the temporal distortion we're currently locked inside of

What on earth could've possibly led to a) Trump firing (or allowing to be fired) this guy who's basically his id given independent form or b) a guy with such a coca plantation-sized ego stepping down voluntarily?

so does his wife take him back now or

is Vince McMahon busy?

Another acheivement? Stopping chemtrails?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Sxo1Ml5qU&spfreload=5

imo he was but a brief flickering hallucination

otm. it already seems like a dream. and in 10 years or whatever it'll be like "remember when that stereotype of a complete fucking asshole suddenly appeared on the scene, said that bannon wanted to suck his own dick, fired reince priebus and then got fired within a week?"

xxxpost Yes, I'm sure choosing to work for Trump was his only fault, seems cool otherwise.

Whenever Brexit gets too embarrassing for me to bear the White House always saves the day. Amazing.

Bannon's just keepin' his head down, biding his time. Clocking in, shuffling papers around, clocking out. Watching the clock. Not trying to suck his own cock.

Some years ago I worked for a company with a constant churn of upper-level veeps. Every time I didn't like a boss, I just told myself to wait a month and the pendulum would swing again.

This was apparently at the request of Kelly

https://i1.wp.com/i.4cdn.org/pol/1500690732464.gif

I think the mooch's official start date was august 1, which is... tomorrow

What on earth could've possibly led to a) Trump firing (or allowing to be fired) this guy who's basically his id given independent form [...]

Does that make him second-order pure id?

President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci as communications director, as requested by the new chief of staff, John Kelly 2:35 PM

speaking of terrible people getting what's coming to them:

JUST IN: Joe Arpaio, former Sheriff of Maricopa County, found GUILTY of criminal contempt. Sentencing set for 10/5/17

rule of 3: Moreau, Shepard, Mooch

So Trump just let some other guy tell him that hiring the Mooch was a bad idea? What a low-t beta.

Kelly is casting himself as the grownup, in the role of finally reducing the drama.

Maybe no one has told him yet that the biggest, whiniest toddler in the building is actually his boss?

xps to Karl AWESOME

xp hahah i know when Kelly gets fed up with Trump's fey fecklessness, it will be glorious

https://i.imgur.com/PmfIayx.jpg

hmm.. quite possible

for sale
mooch shoes
never worn

— Bertrand Hussle (@OhWowHmm) July 31, 2017

Pundits begged Kelly to call James Baker (prob the best living CoS), Howard Baker, John Podesta (who both led the WH to post scandal recoveries). Perhaps he did.

I hope he got some good spirit cooking tips from the latter.

jfc Howard Baker's still alive?

Got an alert on my phone that said scaramucci's out.

Lol.