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What on earth could've possibly led to a) Trump firing (or allowing to be fired) this guy who's basically his id given independent form [...]

Does that make him second-order pure id?

President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci as communications director, as requested by the new chief of staff, John Kelly 2:35 PM

speaking of terrible people getting what's coming to them:

JUST IN: Joe Arpaio, former Sheriff of Maricopa County, found GUILTY of criminal contempt. Sentencing set for 10/5/17

rule of 3: Moreau, Shepard, Mooch

So Trump just let some other guy tell him that hiring the Mooch was a bad idea? What a low-t beta.

Kelly is casting himself as the grownup, in the role of finally reducing the drama.

Maybe no one has told him yet that the biggest, whiniest toddler in the building is actually his boss?

xps to Karl AWESOME

xp hahah i know when Kelly gets fed up with Trump's fey fecklessness, it will be glorious

https://i.imgur.com/PmfIayx.jpg

hmm.. quite possible

for sale
mooch shoes
never worn

— Bertrand Hussle (@OhWowHmm) July 31, 2017

Pundits begged Kelly to call James Baker (prob the best living CoS), Howard Baker, John Podesta (who both led the WH to post scandal recoveries). Perhaps he did.

I hope he got some good spirit cooking tips from the latter.

jfc Howard Baker's still alive?

Got an alert on my phone that said scaramucci's out.

Lol.

^this scene, x millions of people

someone write a quick thinkpiece on emerging forms of distributed comedy emerging from the political/tech nexus

man i hope this Kelly dick doesn't actually start running a tight ship. that would suck.

^^^

i'd assume that he will, until trump gets fed up and fires kelly

No worries, the minute Trump feels like the reins are being yanked from his hands, Kelly will be gone.

*i felt a laugh disturbance in the twitter-force...someone's been fired again.*

jfc Howard Baker's still alive?

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will),

Kelly called his home so many times that Baker's ghost said fuck it and appeared.

Holy cow...Reminds me of the end credits for that Roseanne with one-episode-only Dean (skip to 6:20).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJgeVJSgKs

No worries, the minute Trump feels like the reins are being yanked from his hands, Kelly will be gone.

yup the rot's at the top, and Trump listens to nobody

re: Howard Baker, I meant Kenneth Duberstein.

There are peeps with expertise. They'll never sully their name with this admin.

McMaster has apparently tried in all futility to be the grownup in the room for some time now. Unless Kelly is better at smooching that browneye just the way Donnie likes it, I cannot imagine him getting much further in the long run.

is it still infrastructure week?

ha

Like I said: https://t.co/6GqjmtQcty

— Andy Zax (@andyzax) July 31, 2017

wonder if Spicey's gonna be offered his old job back

Really, the moment Fox News reports on the wisdom of Trump listening to the advise of his new CoS, Kelly's thin ice period will begin in earnest.

i sorta feel like anyone who is able to outlast Trump will be america's first actual dictator. who's it gonna be, bannon, pence or kelly?

i can't see bannon's name without immediately thinking about him sucking his own dick. thanks a lot, mooch

I have to go now. My planet needs me. pic.twitter.com/EOxIxHhEP1

— Michael Sweeney (@mtsw) July 31, 2017

Pence will almost certainly outlast Bannon and Kelly but I doubt he will become a dictator. He's too dull.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGFeKmSVYAAX7IM.jpg

President for Life Omarosa.

from earlier this morning:

Highest Stock Market EVER, best economic numbers in years, unemployment lowest in 17 years, wages raising, border secure, S.C.: No WH chaos!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2017

Part of Trump's strategy, as we have seen confirmed, is to make things appear chaotic to confuse the enemy. And it works beautifully.

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) July 31, 2017

yessssss

So beautiful

Nothing gives me confidence like an unprompted assurance of an absence of chaos. EVERYTHING IS A-OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATM, I'm just taking heart in the likelihood of Schwarzenegger eventually taking over and then America getting cancelled for low ratings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

lol at Mooch shoes.

Pence will almost certainly outlast Bannon and Kelly but I doubt he will become a dictator. He's too dull.

yeah if Pence makes it out of this relatively unscathed he's going to be a GOP hero. a really, really boring hero.

ha, "Trump screws the Mooch."

Scaramucci lived more in these 10 days than many do in 10 years. Inspiring.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/887286765387644928/ife0lzpD_bigger.jpg

Anthony Scaramucci was escorted from White House grounds today after ouster, per source familiar with the scene

— Jackie Alemany (@JaxAlemany) July 31, 2017

lmao

Don't let the door hit you in the mooch on the way out.