Trump, July 2017: Tweet more

No worries, the minute Trump feels like the reins are being yanked from his hands, Kelly will be gone.

*i felt a laugh disturbance in the twitter-force...someone's been fired again.*

jfc Howard Baker's still alive?

― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will),

Kelly called his home so many times that Baker's ghost said fuck it and appeared.

Holy cow...Reminds me of the end credits for that Roseanne with one-episode-only Dean (skip to 6:20).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJgeVJSgKs

No worries, the minute Trump feels like the reins are being yanked from his hands, Kelly will be gone.

yup the rot's at the top, and Trump listens to nobody

re: Howard Baker, I meant Kenneth Duberstein.

There are peeps with expertise. They'll never sully their name with this admin.

McMaster has apparently tried in all futility to be the grownup in the room for some time now. Unless Kelly is better at smooching that browneye just the way Donnie likes it, I cannot imagine him getting much further in the long run.

is it still infrastructure week?

ha

Like I said: https://t.co/6GqjmtQcty

— Andy Zax (@andyzax) July 31, 2017

wonder if Spicey's gonna be offered his old job back

Really, the moment Fox News reports on the wisdom of Trump listening to the advise of his new CoS, Kelly's thin ice period will begin in earnest.

i sorta feel like anyone who is able to outlast Trump will be america's first actual dictator. who's it gonna be, bannon, pence or kelly?

i can't see bannon's name without immediately thinking about him sucking his own dick. thanks a lot, mooch

I have to go now. My planet needs me. pic.twitter.com/EOxIxHhEP1

— Michael Sweeney (@mtsw) July 31, 2017

Pence will almost certainly outlast Bannon and Kelly but I doubt he will become a dictator. He's too dull.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGFeKmSVYAAX7IM.jpg

President for Life Omarosa.

from earlier this morning:

Highest Stock Market EVER, best economic numbers in years, unemployment lowest in 17 years, wages raising, border secure, S.C.: No WH chaos!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 31, 2017

Part of Trump's strategy, as we have seen confirmed, is to make things appear chaotic to confuse the enemy. And it works beautifully.

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) July 31, 2017

yessssss

So beautiful

Nothing gives me confidence like an unprompted assurance of an absence of chaos. EVERYTHING IS A-OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATM, I'm just taking heart in the likelihood of Schwarzenegger eventually taking over and then America getting cancelled for low ratings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

lol at Mooch shoes.

Pence will almost certainly outlast Bannon and Kelly but I doubt he will become a dictator. He's too dull.

yeah if Pence makes it out of this relatively unscathed he's going to be a GOP hero. a really, really boring hero.

ha, "Trump screws the Mooch."

Scaramucci lived more in these 10 days than many do in 10 years. Inspiring.

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/887286765387644928/ife0lzpD_bigger.jpg

Anthony Scaramucci was escorted from White House grounds today after ouster, per source familiar with the scene

— Jackie Alemany (@JaxAlemany) July 31, 2017

lmao

Don't let the door hit you in the mooch on the way out.

really looking forward to seeing spicer, reince, mooch, and mike flynn on the next exciting season of dancing with the stars

I like to imagine that Kelly personally dragged the Mooch out of the WH by his collar after catching him in the midst of pissing into a potted plant.

Since he still loves Trump so, so, much, we can now expect the stalking phase

Hope he got in a couple of good parting shots on his way out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxo3fmp3toU

that's prob why he got escorted out

https://scontent-dft4-3.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20476267_10154999110003869_6087570859861456282_n.jpg?oh=a9bcb2c87e67bc8ae5781d94a6b9c2eb&oe=59EBEA96

(xpost) If you've ever experienced the thrill yourself--got fired from a TV station once--I think they make that call ahead of time.

tbh I can totally see this happening

SCOTT BAIO, YOUR TIME HAS COME https://t.co/tPqOng5oh7

— Tom & Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) July 31, 2017

i thought this was trump https://t.co/wcLm3A7kuf

— Tré Melvin (@TreMelvin) July 30, 2017

So can Mooch just ask for his old company/wife back?

the detail about mooch selling his company last fall in anticipation of a WH appt is my favorite detail in all this

like, you reeeally didn't have to do that dude

Pence will almost certainly outlast Bannon and Kelly but I doubt he will become a dictator. He's too dull.

― Treeship, Monday, 31 July 2017 19:17 (forty-seven minutes ago) Permalink

The dull people are the ones that become dictators - have we learnt nothing?

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Two sources close to the White House say it was more than just new Chief of Staff John Kelly's unhappiness with Anthony Scaramucci.

While initially supportive of Scaramucci's behavior last week, President Trump eventually soured on his communications director. The headlines swirling around Scaramucci rubbed Trump the wrong way, the sources say. He saw "The Mooch" as becoming the story — rather than the President.

so yeah can the libtard media go ahead and start making EVERYONE "the story"? just pick one guy a week and go crazy.

Yeah, as per, it had zero to do with incompetence or coke psychosis but everything to do with upstaging the manbaby.

"eventually"

Trump will automatically ice anyone who gets more coverage than him (part of why he hates Sessions imo)

heh

At least we know what Bannon is doing right now to celebrate

— Giordano Contestabil (@giordanobc) July 31, 2017

Scaramucci lived more in these 10 days than many do in 10 years. Inspiring.

― jmm

His week beat my year.

what can we do to make losers like Pruitt or DeVos media sensations