Trump, August 2017: A great day at the White House!

total clusterfuck all around

I think he would be funny he if fired everyone.

You're fired, you're fired, you're fired, you're all fired!

I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FIX IT!

I like this plan

ahahaha! he is very funny man fiering everyone

he might hesitate a second for dramatic effect before firing Melania

"I love you, you're so beautiful, just gorgeous... but you're fired"

yes yes

more fiering

firing sessions would be just the absolute best, but i'm afraid it might get us pres Pence a lot sooner than i'd prefer

nope he's fired too!

that would be dope af but kidding aside he can't actually do that right?

(re Pence)

That would be better. Conservative > Madman who blurts out state secrets and encourages police to rough people up

Xp will

no the President cannot remove the Vice President

Conservative > Madman who blurts out state secrets and encourages police to rough people up

wait how are these different?

Reporter: President Trump, there have been reports of ...
Trump: You're fired!

White House chef: Mr. President, what would you like for dinner? We have ...
Trump: You're fired!

Ivanka: Dad, are you ... ?
Trump: You're fired! Clean out your desk! Get out of here!

(Trump looks in mirror.)
Trump: And what are you looking at, jackass?! You're fired! You're fired most of all!

A single tear streams down his cheek.

Trump: I said you're fired! Why are you still here? Why are you still here!?! Why am I still here! Where is everyone? What happened to my bed? Where is my bed!?!?

omg he fierd everyone!

lmao lj

Trump can't fire Pence, but it would be funny if he went on an extended Tweeterade trying to get Pence to become miserable and resign, a la Sessions.

Yes, please, Don, go there.

Good one.

I hate the Republican Party and what they want to do. I see that the president's buffoonery has stalled their agenda, which is good as far as it goes. But I still think there are unpredictable dangers to having this Trump guy in office.

Xp shakey.

Idk why i am talking about this though.

dangers like

(get this)

a world consumed in fier

AMIRITE

idgi is amirite welsh for something

But I still think there are unpredictable dangers to having this Trump guy in office.

― Treeship, Tuesday, August 1, 2017 4:40 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh -- give him a chance.

Fiering vingad syns på Haga
mellan Donalds frost och dun...

Trust me, that was hilarious

Wray confirmed 92-5 as FBI Director

don't give in to peer pressure, donnie :)

http://www.startribune.com/white-house-says-trump-has-yet-to-sign-russia-sanctions-bill/437923403/

Another amazing (as in, we're fucking doomed) interview transcript. This one was for the Wall Street Journal, but Politico got hold of it and published it.

glad to see they're already putting general chief of staff kelly in his proper place :)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/gop-rep-ivanka-trump-doesnt-have-to-report-chief-of-staff

"to access her father" an unfortunate choice of words given his past behavior around her

I thought Wray had been outed as doing very underhand things in alliance with Chris christie involving the Bridge scandal since his initial confirmation so had assumed progress had stopped.
But thi si the Trump regime so what am i expecting some respect for ethics?

he was unanimously confirmed in committee after he explicitly said he would not pledge loyalty, stand for any obstruction etc.

Wray should tell Trump he's fired and see if he falls for it

was wray asked if he agrees with franks?

http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2017/08/01/trent-franks-arizona-robert-mueller-resignation/104188492/

love the stretch between "they know each other" to "they're BFFs and he cannot be trusted"

Sports Illustrated runs a piece on Trump the golfer

As for his game, Trump is surprisingly limber for a portly man of 6' 2", and his good eye-hand coordination shows through in all aspects of his play, but especially in his ability to hole putts, which he does with a wristy, old-fashioned stroke that is nothing like the method preferred by the best players today. On the backswing of his full shots, he takes the club inside and, impressively, gets his left shoulder well behind the ball. He then makes a lunging, down-the-line swing with his feet dancing through the finish. It's not pretty, but it repeats and it's a swing with rhythm and power. "He's a much better golfer than you think he'd be because he hits the ball a long way," says Phil Mickelson. "He has clubhead speed, and there's no substitute for that." Trump favors the latest in TaylorMade equipment, owing to a long-standing friendship with Mark King, the company's former CEO. But when Prime Minister Abe gave Trump a gold-colored Honma Beres S-05 driver, it went straight into the bag. (Retail price of the club: $3,755. The gift was made in November, and as President-elect, Trump was permitted to accept a gift that he would not have been allowed to take after the inauguration; Presidents are forbidden from accepting a present from a foreign government with a value that exceeds $390.)

At most other golf courses in America the TV is tuned to Golf Channel, on mute, but throughout last summer and fall, the television in Trump Bedminster's shop was on Fox News, with the sound blaring. As President, Trump has already made four visits to the club. He has his own cottage adjacent to the pool; it was recently given a secure perimeter by the Secret Service, leading to the inevitable joke that it's the only wall Trump has successfully built. Chatting with some members before a recent round of golf, he explained his frequent appearances: "That White House is a real dump."

Ha, doesn't Trump claim 6'3" in an effort to beat the obesity cutoff?

And then you call places like Malaysia, Indonesia, and you say, you know, how many people do you have? And it’s pretty amazing how many people they have.

I guess you neither need nor need to know how to use Google when you're president.

It's a shame that 'That White House is a real dump' couldn't have dropped before a new thread title was chosen.

there is no way trump beats any kind of obesity cut off even at 6'3"

seriously - I'm considered "overweight" by BMI index at 6'0 and I weigh like, slightly less than 190.

he'd have to be under 240# to be overweight (not obese) at 6'3". not that it matters, but he's the one telling lies about it.

"He's a much better golfer than you think he'd be because he hits the ball a long way" sounds like Clickhole gibberish

he's a better baseball player than you think because he throws his bat at opposing players

Just wondering if Wray might be ablle to have a negative effect on the Russia investigation. I thought dodgy things about his affiliations were coming out recently.
Including him being the lawyer representing and aiding Christie through Bridgegate.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/01/us/politics/trump-affirmative-action-universities.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur