New study shows that chimpanzees of all ages and all sexes can learn rock-paper-scissors
― #IMPOTUS (Sanpaku), Friday, 11 August 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2017/08/12/paramount_is_making_a_leonardo_da_vinci_biopic_starring_leonardo_dicaprio.html
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 13 August 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link
http://jalopnik.com/nyc-transit-union-claims-the-mta-holds-dead-bodies-in-w-1797801971
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Sunday, 13 August 2017 22:23 (six years ago) link
always wondered about that tbh
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link
People who use public spaces/facilities for their suicides are assholes. Walk deep into grizzly/wolf/vulture territory, and if the experience doesn't deter you, then at least you'll get a decent sky burial with no trauma to unrelated civil servants.
― tactical piñata (Sanpaku), Monday, 14 August 2017 01:09 (six years ago) link
uh yeah I don’t think most people depressed enough to commit suicide are thinking rationally
― mh, Monday, 14 August 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link
People treated for putting sun cream on their eyeballs to watch the eclipse
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link
Not an article, but while searching for subhumans on twitter condemning Obama's response to Katrina, I came across this photo/window into profound human dysfunction:
Three days after Hurricane Katrina: Where was Michelle Obama? pic.twitter.com/hjwhsxHdq5— Bikergirl4trump (@TrumpResponders) February 23, 2017
― Glengarry Glen Marshall (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 August 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
http://www.politico.eu/article/far-right-german-candidate-promises-to-get-rid-of-arabic-numerals/
― louie mensch (milo z), Saturday, 2 September 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link
https://www.premierchristianity.com/Blog/What-do-Lidl-and-ISIS-have-in-common-They-both-remove-crosses-from-churches
ISIS’ genocide against Christians and destruction of religious architecture has been well documented. But what wasn’t so well known (until this week) is that the German supermarket chain Lidl has also taken it upon themselves to remove Christian crosses.When it came to designing the packaging for their Mousaka, Lidl used the power of Photoshop (other photo editing programs are available) to erase crosses from the roofs of famous Greek Orthodox churches in Santorini (see above photo). Now clearly there’s a huge difference between the persecution and murder of Christians in the Middle East and what Lidl have done. But whether attempts to remove crosses are violent and bloody, or digital and politically correct, the outcome is the same and a war is (deliberately or unintentionally) waged against Christianity’s most important and most central symbol.
When it came to designing the packaging for their Mousaka, Lidl used the power of Photoshop (other photo editing programs are available) to erase crosses from the roofs of famous Greek Orthodox churches in Santorini (see above photo).
Now clearly there’s a huge difference between the persecution and murder of Christians in the Middle East and what Lidl have done. But whether attempts to remove crosses are violent and bloody, or digital and politically correct, the outcome is the same and a war is (deliberately or unintentionally) waged against Christianity’s most important and most central symbol.
― soref, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link
Florida Police Warn People Not to Shoot Their Guns at Hurricane Irma
http://time.com/4935117/hurricane-irma-guns-florida/?utm_campaign=time&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&xid=time_socialflow_facebook
― Roz, Tuesday, 12 September 2017 01:56 (six years ago) link
http://thebeehive.bumble.com/bumbleblog/the-dictionary-of-modern-dating
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 21:57 (six years ago) link
Monster fatberg: Museum of London wants piece for exhibit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41265408
― koogs, Thursday, 14 September 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
I would go see that exhibit
― badg, Friday, 15 September 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
Eight workers are breaking up the object with high-pressure hoses.
Looking forward to the movie about these folks
― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 September 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
Sign Language Interpreter Warned of ‘Pizza’ and ‘Bear Monster’ at Irma Briefing
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 September 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link
IRS awards multimillion-dollar fraud-prevention contract to Equifax
― sleeve, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DL4aVWkV4AAj7YW.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link
Damn rightit's better than theirs
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:17 (six years ago) link
Internet: Some reaaaal bad takes out there this morning, you have what it takes to top them?Apple: hold my beer https://t.co/4jYFg7MJMM pic.twitter.com/WHSM3scjOJ— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) October 11, 2017
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:29 (six years ago) link
holy shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link
http://nypost.com/2017/10/12/teen-screamed-so-hard-for-one-direction-her-lungs-collapsed/
― badg, Friday, 13 October 2017 10:14 (six years ago) link
links on that same page:
Do not use a cucumber to 'cleanse' your vaginaWoman almost dies when her unborn baby kicks a whole in her wombVictoria Beckham admits to drinking vinegar on an empty stomachNo one can agree on the color of these sneakers
― koogs, Friday, 13 October 2017 11:33 (six years ago) link
German state railway firm Deutsche Bahn is considering naming a new high speed train after Anne Frank
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-27/man-who-cut-off-another-testicle-was-trying-to-help/9093286
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 05:47 (six years ago) link
https://jezebel.com/male-models-break-out-in-30-person-brawl-outside-the-ro-1820076827
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 November 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
According to witnesses, the entire confrontation was started by the Brits “being aggressively British... They were being really obnoxious.”
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 2 November 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
Wisconsin legislators approve bill that would make it legal for toddlers to hunt with guns.
http://apnews.com/f2cc6b4280f342c185244caf7070a12e
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link
To prevent revenge porn, Facebook will look at user-submitted nude photos
― silverfish, Thursday, 9 November 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link
I could not believe that was real when I first saw that.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 November 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link
Of all the things I've seen on FB, revenge porn hasn't been one of them.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 November 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link
"are you at risk? type your credit card number here"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
CNN: US Navy admits aircrew drew penis in the sky
"US Navy air crew, flying an F/A-18 Growler (Electronic Attack Aircraft) assigned to Electronic Attack Squadron 130 based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island, Wash., flew an air pattern over Okanogan County, Washington, on Thursday, November 16, that left a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground," Navy spokesperson Lt. Cmdr. Leslie Hubbell said.
― Sanpaku, Saturday, 18 November 2017 00:50 (six years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/17/movies/prince-william-prince-harry-star-wars.html
At a taping of The Hollywood Reporter’s Actors Roundtable show, Mr. Boyega, who plays Finn in the movie, confirmed that the Prince William and Prince Harry will play Stormtroopers in a scene alongside him.
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 18 November 2017 06:55 (six years ago) link
Marginal, mostly for the copyeditor channeling their inner Beavis:
People: Surgery Gives 1-Month-Old Kitten the Anus She Desperately Needed
Cluck the 1-month-old kitten will no longer be the butt of anyone’s jokes.The rescue cat was born with an Imperforate Anus, a birth defect which caused her to come into this world sans butthole. As we know, everyone poops, so everyone needs an anus.
The rescue cat was born with an Imperforate Anus, a birth defect which caused her to come into this world sans butthole. As we know, everyone poops, so everyone needs an anus.
― Sanpaku, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/dec/20/loud-orgies-of-mexican-fish-could-deafen-dolphins-say-scientists
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/iced-tea-company-stock-triples-after-adding-blockchain-to-name/
― silverfish, Thursday, 21 December 2017 18:09 (six years ago) link
just checked the date nope not April 1st so what gives
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link
https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/an-open-invitation-to-grace-to-go-on-the-date-you-should-have-had-lbkr/
But what might have been hardest for me to read was this line: “You guys are all the fucking same.”Because that must be a terrible thing for you to have come to believe. A belief that I can actually completely understand, given the recent climate.But I’m wondering there’s a chance I can help change your mind–even just a little bit. If nothing else, at least try to provide you with an evening that makes you feel valued, appreciated and respected.
Because that must be a terrible thing for you to have come to believe. A belief that I can actually completely understand, given the recent climate.
But I’m wondering there’s a chance I can help change your mind–even just a little bit. If nothing else, at least try to provide you with an evening that makes you feel valued, appreciated and respected.
― e-woke (NotEnough), Friday, 19 January 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link
Oh that fucking website, everything they publish seems to be in this weird needy doesn't-get-it "I'm a nice guy!" mode.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 19 January 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link
This is a guy who lived in the same Chinese city as me, a couple of years after I left, so I probably know some of the people he's talking about, and his point of view is really very deeply odd - https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/white-man-chinese-women-a-story-of-prostitution-romance-and-celibacy/
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/23/world/europe/dog-shoots-man-russia.html
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link
this is a really bad yakov smirnoff joke
― mh, Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:57 (six years ago) link
Astronomers Say Giant Disco Ball in Space Is Bad for Science
― silverfish, Friday, 26 January 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DU7YgLdXkAEkV4a.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link
https://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/museum-london/event-detail?id=161209FATBERG!
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 5 February 2018 13:29 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVaXyrnX4AIry8C.jpg
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 8 February 2018 16:50 (six years ago) link
fuck these fucking people, except in a bad way
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link
That is one of the best ones so far. That could basically be an onion weekender cover.
― silverfish, Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link
Math error results in Norwegian Olympic team ordering 15,000 eggs https://t.co/UkM54b390L pic.twitter.com/v85oJIUfvQ— The A.V. Club (@TheAVClub) February 10, 2018
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link