A thing even.
― Treeship, Saturday, 19 August 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link
bannon's huge movement
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 August 2017 06:43 (six years ago) link
he looks like the coroner of Margaritaville— Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) January 30, 2017
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Saturday, 19 August 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link
pouring one out for Steve Bannon pic.twitter.com/Rqeozyej7D— Clifford Vickrey (@cliffordvickrey) August 19, 2017
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 August 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link
Not sure if I'd be more or less disgusted without the miscellaneous black dots on the left leg. On the one hand they offer a measure of distraction from the totality of the thing, on the other hand eww.
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link
Create your own Steve Bannon action figure by simply drawing two eyes & a mouth on some mouldy Spam. pic.twitter.com/vi58muYcmL— Glenn (@Frackpong) August 18, 2017
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Sunday, 20 August 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link
OK there's like a whole bunch of blogs about people trying to figure out what tf to do with a whole chicken that comes in a can
― As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Sunday, 20 August 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link
It's fully cooked, just get to eating
― badg, Monday, 21 August 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link
And the can is just the right size to contain all of the subsequent vomit.
― Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 August 2017 03:20 (six years ago) link
there is no can in the world big enough to contain all the subsequent vomit imo
― licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 August 2017 08:37 (six years ago) link
"...curiously putrescent head, like John Goodman ate the contents of a smoke alarm..." - I See You on FB
― gyac, Monday, 21 August 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link
https://retrorecipe.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/aspic.jpg
― Gravy Zebra (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 August 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
thx 4 new screen name
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 August 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link
No, thank you.
― Gravy Zebra (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link
steve bannon, fashion plate
I'm just here to point out that Steve Bannon once again wore two button downs, one over the other, in public. pic.twitter.com/PGvn5ziZgj— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 7, 2017
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
you really haven't gone full bannon until you've layered two collared shirts over a visible t-shirt pic.twitter.com/SLqCSj8apr— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 7, 2017
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
Countdown to public sightings of Bannon wearing a duct-taped bath towel as a diaper.
― Higgs Bosom (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
shirts over shirts was my airplane trick
― chinavision!, Thursday, 7 September 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
those aren't shirts they're flopsweat absorbers
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 September 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
Is it appropriate to refer to perspiration with a 90% alcohol content as 'sweat'?
― Higgs Bosom (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 September 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link
― j., Friday, 8 September 2017 04:25 (six years ago) link
lol sorry not fully up to date on my steve bannon descriptions
― j., Friday, 8 September 2017 04:26 (six years ago) link
I worked with a guy who did the same thing fwiw - button down on button down, button down over polo, two polos, etc. odd man.
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 8 September 2017 04:34 (six years ago) link
yeah i knew one of those, but with him it was collars
there must be a study somewhere
― j., Friday, 8 September 2017 04:49 (six years ago) link
Paul Fussell:
"Wearing one shirt over another — Oxford-cloth button-down over a turtleneck, for example — is upper-middle-class, and the shirt worn underneath can ever be a dress shirt (solid color is best) with its own collar, a usage I’ve seen in warm weather on Madison Avenue in the upper eighties."
http://bit.ly/2eTwdKM
― chinavision!, Friday, 8 September 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
He looks like someone kept the pigs head that David Cameron fucked in a fridge for 25 years. And then made it wear two shirts at once.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 September 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link
Maybe he just attaches a buttoned collar to each of the layers of diseased skin sloughing off his torso?
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 8 September 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link
soft, textured, wooly, nubby <-- also works as a bannon desc.
― j., Saturday, 9 September 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link
Anyone else watch the 60 minutes interview?
― Treeship, Sunday, 10 September 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link
Seems too much like gawking at a freak show.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 September 2017 05:04 (six years ago) link
descriptions of the political scene by steven "comrade" bannon
Charlie Rose asked Bannon, appearing on “60 Minutes” in his first televised interview since departing the Trump administration on Aug. 18, if rumors were true that he had described Comey’s firing as the “biggest mistake in political history.”
“That probably would be too bombastic, even for me,” Bannon said, “but maybe modern political history. I don’t think there’s any doubt that if James Comey had not been fired, we would not have a special counsel,” Bannon said. “We would not have the Mueller investigation and the breadth that clearly Mr. Mueller is going for.”
translation from derp-speak: "comey was so corrupt he threw the election to 2 scoops, but 2 scoops is so impulsive and thin-skinned he couldn't wait for 'russia russia russia' to blow over"?
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 September 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
How in the world could Rose have this guy on and not even mention the Mercers, the wingnut billionaire power couple without whose bankroll Bannon would be just another Alex Jones hawking brain pills and chemtrail remover? How could he let Bannon, who made his pile at Goldman Sachs and then made another pile in Hollywood, use the phrase “limousine liberals” without picking up a banana from the fruit bowl and throwing it at him?
http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a12216958/bannon-60-minutes/
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 September 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
because charlie rose fucking sucks?
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link
Top-notch here: http://www.avclub.com/photographer-reveals-how-60-minutes-shamefully-conceale-1803138078
As Duke shows, CBS’ craven attempt to create the misleading impression that Steve Bannon looks like all of America’s racist uncles have been teleported into one writhing, Cronenbergian flesh-sack where they duke it out over who gets to hold the Hustler is nothing but a petty attack on superficial appearances, one CBS was clearly hoping would detract from Bannon’s words about deporting Mexicans that dripped like honey from Bannon’s naturally smooth lavender lips. And it’s not just CBS! As Ann Coulter pointed out on Twitter, “Networks do this a lot. That’s why conservatives seem to look so much better on Fox News,” the only place where Ann Coulter is allowed to appear as though she has skin.
― Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Monday, 11 September 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link
steve bannon hasn't taken getting fired very well pic.twitter.com/Aky050Ragb— derp, from online™️ (@D2_Derpinator) September 13, 2017
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 September 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link
Sarah Huckabee Sanders always looks like she's trying not to seem drunk while asking a pet store cashier for eight beagles. pic.twitter.com/Ls5WYdkZrv— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 13, 2017
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 September 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link
a barrel of Mentos dropped into a swimming pool of Diet Coke
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/09/16/trump-bannon-russia-scandal-swamp-diary-215609
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 17 September 2017 11:48 (six years ago) link
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IKBD6GmnNa0/Vvl_JheiwNI/AAAAAAAACGs/EcDH_3rawtYGlLS7EHZJYDh0Tzomde4Bw/s1600/794840436_CWxjf-M.png
"Steve Bannon, left, discusses policy with Richard Dreyfuss, right"
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 September 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link
Was gonna take issue with this, @yashar, but Dame @chrissyteigen got the hot take. pic.twitter.com/j4R6LpIMBk— Mary Forrest (@maryforrest) September 11, 2017
― Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link
I'd argue that Bannon's appearance (like Trump's) isn't wholly irrelevant inasmuch as his general state of physical disrepair is probably at least somewhat reflective of the tattered state of his mind. I mean, it takes some savage self-abuse to end up looking like a fistful of used toilet paper dipped in pancake batter.
― this is ridcolus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link
As I've said of Trump a number of times: he only looks like that because he's chosen to dispense with the basic level of upkeep and self-care people engage in to avoid being mistaken for a week-old ham discovered on the floor of a public park restroom.
― this is ridcolus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/white-house/4fafwj/picture180111636/alternates/LANDSCAPE_1140/Senate%20Bannon
good grief
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
Uncooked Sausage Grimace
― The Wetting Planner (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link
the hold he has over 2chins is hair-related rumor has it
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link
I knew Trump shaved his undercarriage. I knew it.
― The Wetting Planner (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 October 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link
bannon is trump's iago?
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/11/the-west-wing-trump-is-apoplectic-as-allies-fear-impeachment
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link
Good god that picture. I've never seen a person with mildew before.
― The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 November 2017 07:09 (six years ago) link
key bystander
https://www.politico.com/story/2017/12/11/bannon-trump-russia-probe-288862
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 December 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link
once again i must marvel at the contrast between bannon's lustrous hair and the face of the career gasoline-drinker below it
― straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 16:05 (six years ago) link
look at the fucking nick of it
https://static.politico.com/dims4/default/33f40da/2147483647/resize/1160x/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.politico.com%2F9f%2F19%2F6e5bb794459aa790aeb7cbd6be15%2F171207-steve-bannon-0-gty-1160.jpg