pineapple on pizza

ftr I like pineapple but it goes w/ pizza like black ice goes w/ drag racing

Pineapple has no place on pizza, but sometimes it's fun to put things where they aren't supposed to go.

imagining you had multiple trips to the ER as a child

or talked multiple armpits into sex

pitfucking

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/12/world/asia/thailand-cave-rescue-seals.html

Kaew, the Thai Navy SEAL member, was standing in the chilly flood of the cave on Tuesday night, swallowing his last bite of seafood-and-pineapple pizza, when he heard the yelled warning: More water was coming fast — get out now.

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needs mayo, but looks good otherwise

Scorpions > Pineapple

"get over here (and into my mouth)"

TS: Pineapple on Pizza vs Doodoo on Pizza

I came up with a new bomb combo:

Pineapple, Canadian bacon, Ricotta.
Few places offer ricotta as a topping tho :(

this morning @NYCMayor ranked his best pizza toppings to showcase how ranked choice voting works pic.twitter.com/YpBjaFIcvu

— Angélica M. Acevedo (@angacevedo15) June 10, 2021

green peppers on pizza are the absolute worst, I will not vote for this man

I don't mind green peppers on pizza, but it's a weird first choice

Don't think I've ever seen a pizza with green peppers as the only topping, it's only and always one of several.

@NYCMayor eats pizza with a knife and fork!!!

Therefore he is a fraud

if you search for clam pizza, you get some results that use canned clams. these make some sense. but then you also get pizzas with clams still in shells, covered in cheese on top of your fucking pizza.

prefer Glam Pizza

Good source of calcium

green peppers go well with sausage on a pizza imo

i love green peppers with almost anything, sausage, mushrooms. it's good goddammit

pineapple on pizza = The Hague (sorry Soto)

there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.

it's wwhat killed him

ground control to papa john's

green peppers, sausage, olives used to be my go-to

can't do olives cos I fuckin' hate them but I don't object to them as a pizza topping as I can't stand them off of pizza, whereas I like pineapple on most anything else.

green pepper is the worst vegetable, it isn't ripe and it tastes inedible, no idea why it is in everything.

pineapple works great on pizza. mango too, durian, apricots, all sweet tangy stuff is just perfect.

urge to kill, rising....

i love spreading a layer of strawberry jam on top of my slice

dipping pizza in cold tapioca pudding = the bomb

xp sounds good, I will give it a try

tapioca sounds less good

We were talking about corn on pizza just the other evening, and the consensus was that it's pretty good. But this is california, we have no shame

corn is worse than pineapple and pineapple is pretty bad

corn is fine, bit dull.

remember an American couple in guangzhou going to pizza hut and finding that they did not sell (and would not make) either margherita or pepperoni pizzas

kept reading that as CNN on pizza.

I gotta change these contact lenses

Still can't with the pizza with scorpions on it.

scorpions are fine, just like a bit of crunchy fried chicken skin

that's what they said in the rimming thread

Long term vegan here but pineapple, corn and cheese is a good combination.

Add tomato sauce to that and idk tho

all you need for good pizza is tomatoes olives and mushrooms and maybe peppers and aubergine/eggplant, non vegans are allowed mozzarella but all this other stuff does not sound pleasant at all

all meat on pizza is gross

all meat is gross tbh

well i wasn't going to say it

It's been decades since meat stopped looking like food to me, but alas! cheese still looks like food

The chicken/alfredo pies make me wanna ralph

Besides California, the only place I've seen corn on a pizza was a Pizza Hut buffet.