Trump, September 2017: Walmart Knockoff Hats and Other Indignities

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The typical Obama tweet got responses you couldn't read to your kids

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan: "President Obama’s DACA program was a clear abuse of executive authority, an attempt to create law out of thin air."

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 15:48 (seven years ago) link

luv2see christian cumfaces

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link

Dare I ask what is happening in that picture

ultros ultros-ghali, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:03 (seven years ago) link

Immanentization of the eschaton, iirc.

Pascal's Penisés (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link

These pastors are praying with the yellow turd. They are now, acc. to WaPo, expressing dismay at the DACA decision.

I am a paying customer, who is very cordial and pleasant to talk to (stevie), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link

I'm very dismayed by the president's decision but I will continue to support him in every way that matters.

Pascal's Penisés (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:19 (seven years ago) link

tbf they might be asking god to hit him with lightning asap

a big sausage-handed small-eared guy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link

Remember when there were values beyond self-serving venality? What a golden era that was.

Pascal's Penisés (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:20 (seven years ago) link

they were engaged in the direct transference of orgone energy into Trump's suit, judging by the look of it

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link

bit mean leaving that guy on the right hanging

a big sausage-handed small-eared guy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:24 (seven years ago) link

Kenny Rogers is looking well tho

a big sausage-handed small-eared guy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:25 (seven years ago) link

Lol I thought orgone was just a nonsense word from hawkwind

felix! phelix! ghelix! (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:33 (seven years ago) link

beat guys were into it

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

Beat-off guys are even more into it.

Pascal's Penisés (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:43 (seven years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgone

dan selzer, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:48 (seven years ago) link

frankfurt school rules

those guys in the photo above personify the beatitudes. blessed are the vain and lazy heirs of great fortunes, prone to insult and collusion, who scorn refugees and cheat on theirs wives, amen

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:49 (seven years ago) link

bit mean leaving that guy on the right hanging

well he is the vice president after all

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:14 (seven years ago) link

“Well, what would you do? Do you stay calm, keep smiling and carry on as if he weren’t repeatedly invading your space? Or do you turn, look him in the eye and say loudly and clearly: ‘Back up you creep, get away from me. I know you love to intimidate women, but you can’t intimate me, so back up.'”
H CLinton

haha

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link

If only she had said that during the debate ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

BTW, Mike Pence is clearly so pious that he doesn't even have to lay hands, he can just lay his mind, man.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

MAGA - Mekanïk Destruktïw Kommandöh Trumpo

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link

that may be the most horrifying photo of the trump presidency i've seen so far

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link

so many good comebacks pop into your head long after the timely moment

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:20 (seven years ago) link

1930s hot take: Why the Abraham Lincoln Brigade should stay home and write letters to their Congressmen

— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) September 1, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:20 (seven years ago) link

"Yeah, well the jerk store called and they're out of you" xp

"Celebration" encourages the listener to celebrate good times. (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link

coooool

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 18:07 (seven years ago) link

the public has a right to hear this anonymous source explain what the hell they think mrs doubtfire was about https://t.co/ZWtMWFiRQ4

— Max Read (@max_read) September 5, 2017

j., Tuesday, 5 September 2017 18:41 (seven years ago) link

where's the $1m donation for Harvey?

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:05 (seven years ago) link

His biographer (and the majority of the rest of the world) is unconvinced that it will be forthcoming.

Pascal's Penisés (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:07 (seven years ago) link

that would be insane though, right? I mean you can get away with the empty pledge for publicity when the spotlight isn't on you (as Trump has done many, many times), but can you really do it as President of the United States of America?

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:14 (seven years ago) link

well, who am I kidding here

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:14 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile redhatters are all like "Where's Obama/Clinton/Soros and their $$$$?"

Everybody else wants Irma to take a huge dump on Mar-A-Lago.

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link

Oh, is THAT what Trump was having those guys help him pray about in the picture upthread?

Evan, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link

that would be insane though, right? I mean you can get away with the empty pledge for publicity when the spotlight isn't on you (as Trump has done many, many times), but can you really do it as President of the United States of America?

― frogbs, Tuesday, September 5, 2017 7:14 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think this also feeds the stupid GOP narrative that disaster relief shouldn't come from the government but from private individuals and churches and other organizations that conspicuously aren't sitting on a printing press for money

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link

cher is the hero america needs pic.twitter.com/cmC7xp4IVe

— carmina burrata (@nately) September 5, 2017

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:37 (seven years ago) link

Cher should be in a Marvel movie.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link

Not in MY mouth.

Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 23:03 (seven years ago) link

Congress now has 6 months to legalize DACA (something the Obama Administration was unable to do). If they can't, I will revisit this issue!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 6, 2017

uhh...what?

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 01:33 (seven years ago) link

hard to keep the swimming and rapidly inverting matrices of this 39th dimensional chess in my head all at once

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link

what the hell

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 01:46 (seven years ago) link

That's so hilariously, tragically backwards. Trump revisited the issue after Obama made it legal, something Congress was unable to do now becomes Congress must do it because Obama couldn't, or I will. Or something.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 September 2017 01:49 (seven years ago) link

I think he may have realized that he fucked himself into a corner but lacks the language/cognition/humility to express that as a coherent thought.

Pascal's Penisés (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Wait so he DOES want it, but "more legal than legal"? or... im confused.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 04:08 (seven years ago) link

" If they can't, I will revisit this issue!"

"what do we want? DACA! When do we want it? ... eventually!"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 04:08 (seven years ago) link

Trayce: Some people are making a claim that only congress holds the constitutional power to create and modify immigration law (others are pushing back—depends on how strictly you interpret the constitution), and DACA was an executive order (something Obama had to do a lot of because of congressional obstruction and fecklessness). The DREAM act should be a slam-dunk bi-partisan passage, but y'know...brown people and stuff.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 04:14 (seven years ago) link

i dont think the gop has the votes at all

Rob Lowe fresco bar (m bison), Wednesday, 6 September 2017 04:14 (seven years ago) link


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