goddammit i walked right into the setup for that 'joke' from nv, what a chump
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:28 (six years ago) link
mc tunes vs islamic state - tunes splits the carrier bag
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link
lol! I saw MC Tunes at the Sheffield Octagon in about '90. He had a battered looking face that exuded much wear and tear, but not much wisdom. I'm not sure if he has got the answers! I can remember him saying "Fuck the Babylon" a few times tho!
― calzino, Friday, 15 September 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link
much better xp
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link
BBC and NYT are reporting it was an improvised explosive device w/ a timer -- any reason to think it *wasn't* terrorism?
― Mordy, Friday, 15 September 2017 12:38 (six years ago) link
May fucking loves those Cobra meetings, they give her a chance to project the pretense that her battered party and parliamentary authority still actually counts for shit.
― calzino
she really needs to give up on the "COBRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA" slogan though.
― bob lefse (rushomancy), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:41 (six years ago) link
yikes; be safe London
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link
tbf some people have weird hobbies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link
I shd finish that Tunes poll some day
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:52 (six years ago) link
Before a terrorist kills you.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:53 (six years ago) link
on current stats that gives me a few thousand years, I like those odds
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:54 (six years ago) link
BBC News quite happy to just put LONDON TUBE EXPLOSION as the ticker headline giving no sense of scale (sure they won't be the only ones though).
― nashwan, Friday, 15 September 2017 12:55 (six years ago) link
LONDON BUCKET FIRE
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 September 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link
I bet ISIS will be looking at the state of that explosive device and marveling at the UK Jihadis levels of expertise and finesse, so much!
too many foreign terrorists in our game, young brits don't get a chance. of course if your name was abu bakr sam al-ardici you'd be given the top job.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:03 (six years ago) link
inappropriate choking work lol
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:07 (six years ago) link
lol ditto
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link
Same :)
If you're Tom or Paul or 'Arry or Lee, "lone wolf" is about as far as you can go.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 15 September 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link
don't, as i just did, boss sitting beside me, allow your mind to place big sam's face in place of al-baghdadi's as you mentally replay one of those brief isis sermon videos they show on the news
xpost
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:11 (six years ago) link
now contemplating the necessity of a secondary "Lolling at Inept Route One Brit Terrorism" thread
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:12 (six years ago) link
the misshapen caliphate
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:15 (six years ago) link
sounds like the title of a book they discuss on radio 4
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:16 (six years ago) link
Four lions on teh shirt
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:17 (six years ago) link
"place me in any cell in the world, i will deliver the module"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:20 (six years ago) link
"my client can fit a bomb into a bucket from quite a long way away"
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link
Robyn Frost, about to enter the station to travel into central London, saw “blood on the floor and people running down the stairs screaming ‘get out’”. Aaron Butterfield, a production manager, also arriving at the station, described people “crawling over one another” in desperation as they tried to flee. There was more panic, he said, when police told them there had been an explosion, and “someone was running around with a knife” and there was possibly another explosive device, he said.
are we now doomed to a world where some fucking idiot says "someone is running around with a knife" every time anything explodes?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
just went to google this to see what happened
#BREAKING Man was shouting 'Allahu Akbar' when attacked with a hammer two persons in Lyon, #France pic.twitter.com/Ghel8VNRes— Rami (@RamiAILoIah) September 15, 2017
and found nothing about this attack but apparently there was a [second, different] knife attack earlier today?
― Mordy, Friday, 15 September 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link
there was an attempted knife attack here in Paris today, at Châtelet, on a soldier on anti-terror patrol, is that what you're thinking of? no one was hurt, attacker was captured, said something about Allah during the attack, was previously unknown to French intelligence, apparently.
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 15 September 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link
The Irishman was said to have been heard to shout allahu akhbar as he snuck off early for a cheeky pint, his disciplinary meeting heard
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link
Reports that the toddler shouted allahu akhbar whilst refusing to eat vegetables, naughty step told
Democratic convention "screamed allahu akhbar" while selecting Clinton - breaking
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link
if he had shouted allardyce akbar nobody would have batted an eyelid
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link
People on bus looking at me funny, may shout allahu Akbar in a bid for distraction
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link
in most of the country the only words anyone understands nowadays are "allahu akbar"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link
lol you all
― imago, Friday, 15 September 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link
do you think it would throw these lads off their stride if everybody joined in with "allahu akbar"?
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link
could be like the new kolo/yaya toure tune. maybe to the same tune.
would love to see a video of a load of pissed up young lads in some town centre singing it.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:24 (six years ago) link
a lot of that at the Emirates last night according to the BBC
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
They've been among us the whole time.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 September 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link
apparently a politician who refuses to give interviews to the press or speak in public has referred to this attack as "cowardly"
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
"big sam's face in place of al-baghdadi's"
Lol! I can't get that image out of my head now.
'We won't let terrorists change the way we live'
yeah, apart from every time there is an explosion now, there will be an unruly all-for-one stampede over the unfortunate people on the deck. That wonderful Blitz spirit!
― calzino, Friday, 15 September 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link
Bowin to Blitz
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link
Has Corbyn condemned The Big Sam yet though?
― nashwan, Friday, 15 September 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
Sorry London, in what has been a shitty year across the globe, you are dealing with an extra level of bullshit.
― Virginia Plain, Friday, 15 September 2017 20:30 (six years ago) link
nah
― imago, Friday, 15 September 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link
shit happens everywhere
the tower fire is the only really shocking thing to have happened here lately
― imago, Friday, 15 September 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
I can remember MTV Raps doing a live broadcast outside Piccadilly Tube station in the 90's while a security alert was happening. Fab 5 Freddy was saying something ridic like "Wow, do you live with this terrorist danger on a daily basis in this city?". Lol, hardly comparable with living in a Crips and the Bloods warzone U know, but we survive!
― calzino, Friday, 15 September 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link
Indeed, I'd quite like if they could catch this clown with the bucket before I go to my work tomorrow.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, 15 September 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link
... but anyway I'm certainly not losing any sleep.
maybe it was a clown on his way to work? have they checked to see it is was full of confetti?
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 15 September 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link
I wasn't trying to belittle anyone's current paranoia. Just reminiscing about those more genteel IRA days.
― calzino, Friday, 15 September 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link