inappropriate choking work lol
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:07 (seven years ago) link
lol ditto
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:09 (seven years ago) link
Same :)
If you're Tom or Paul or 'Arry or Lee, "lone wolf" is about as far as you can go.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 15 September 2017 13:10 (seven years ago) link
don't, as i just did, boss sitting beside me, allow your mind to place big sam's face in place of al-baghdadi's as you mentally replay one of those brief isis sermon videos they show on the news
xpost
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:11 (seven years ago) link
now contemplating the necessity of a secondary "Lolling at Inept Route One Brit Terrorism" thread
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:12 (seven years ago) link
the misshapen caliphate
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:15 (seven years ago) link
sounds like the title of a book they discuss on radio 4
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:16 (seven years ago) link
Four lions on teh shirt
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:17 (seven years ago) link
"place me in any cell in the world, i will deliver the module"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:20 (seven years ago) link
"my client can fit a bomb into a bucket from quite a long way away"
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:26 (seven years ago) link
Robyn Frost, about to enter the station to travel into central London, saw “blood on the floor and people running down the stairs screaming ‘get out’”. Aaron Butterfield, a production manager, also arriving at the station, described people “crawling over one another” in desperation as they tried to flee. There was more panic, he said, when police told them there had been an explosion, and “someone was running around with a knife” and there was possibly another explosive device, he said.
are we now doomed to a world where some fucking idiot says "someone is running around with a knife" every time anything explodes?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 13:50 (seven years ago) link
just went to google this to see what happened
#BREAKING Man was shouting 'Allahu Akbar' when attacked with a hammer two persons in Lyon, #France pic.twitter.com/Ghel8VNRes— Rami (@RamiAILoIah) September 15, 2017
and found nothing about this attack but apparently there was a [second, different] knife attack earlier today?
― Mordy, Friday, 15 September 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link
there was an attempted knife attack here in Paris today, at Châtelet, on a soldier on anti-terror patrol, is that what you're thinking of? no one was hurt, attacker was captured, said something about Allah during the attack, was previously unknown to French intelligence, apparently.
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 15 September 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link
The Irishman was said to have been heard to shout allahu akhbar as he snuck off early for a cheeky pint, his disciplinary meeting heard
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link
Reports that the toddler shouted allahu akhbar whilst refusing to eat vegetables, naughty step told
Democratic convention "screamed allahu akhbar" while selecting Clinton - breaking
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link
if he had shouted allardyce akbar nobody would have batted an eyelid
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link
People on bus looking at me funny, may shout allahu Akbar in a bid for distraction
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link
in most of the country the only words anyone understands nowadays are "allahu akbar"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link
lol you all
― imago, Friday, 15 September 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link
do you think it would throw these lads off their stride if everybody joined in with "allahu akbar"?
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link
could be like the new kolo/yaya toure tune. maybe to the same tune.
would love to see a video of a load of pissed up young lads in some town centre singing it.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link
a lot of that at the Emirates last night according to the BBC
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:29 (seven years ago) link
They've been among us the whole time.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 September 2017 15:31 (seven years ago) link
apparently a politician who refuses to give interviews to the press or speak in public has referred to this attack as "cowardly"
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:32 (seven years ago) link
"big sam's face in place of al-baghdadi's"
Lol! I can't get that image out of my head now.
'We won't let terrorists change the way we live'
yeah, apart from every time there is an explosion now, there will be an unruly all-for-one stampede over the unfortunate people on the deck. That wonderful Blitz spirit!
― calzino, Friday, 15 September 2017 15:32 (seven years ago) link
Bowin to Blitz
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 15 September 2017 15:34 (seven years ago) link
Has Corbyn condemned The Big Sam yet though?
― nashwan, Friday, 15 September 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link
Sorry London, in what has been a shitty year across the globe, you are dealing with an extra level of bullshit.
― Virginia Plain, Friday, 15 September 2017 20:30 (seven years ago) link
nah
― imago, Friday, 15 September 2017 20:41 (seven years ago) link
shit happens everywhere
the tower fire is the only really shocking thing to have happened here lately
― imago, Friday, 15 September 2017 20:42 (seven years ago) link
I can remember MTV Raps doing a live broadcast outside Piccadilly Tube station in the 90's while a security alert was happening. Fab 5 Freddy was saying something ridic like "Wow, do you live with this terrorist danger on a daily basis in this city?". Lol, hardly comparable with living in a Crips and the Bloods warzone U know, but we survive!
― calzino, Friday, 15 September 2017 20:52 (seven years ago) link
Indeed, I'd quite like if they could catch this clown with the bucket before I go to my work tomorrow.
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, 15 September 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
... but anyway I'm certainly not losing any sleep.
maybe it was a clown on his way to work? have they checked to see it is was full of confetti?
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 15 September 2017 20:57 (seven years ago) link
I wasn't trying to belittle anyone's current paranoia. Just reminiscing about those more genteel IRA days.
― calzino, Friday, 15 September 2017 21:06 (seven years ago) link
Tomorrow's DM front page is predictably wack - apparently its google's fault?
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 15 September 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
I am really annoyed by the obvious theatre of terror levels, mainly because I don't remember them being implemented before 9/11, so it feels like they've been invented by white people who don't like brown people.
― kim jong deal (suzy), Friday, 15 September 2017 21:25 (seven years ago) link
And when the IRA used to make improvised explosive devices, they tended to use more than 1 LIDL bag and a bucket. Remember the Canary Wharf damage? What was terror threat level then?
― calzino, Friday, 15 September 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link
the local army camp always had a board out the front with the current BIKINI state on it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BIKINI_state
― koogs, Friday, 15 September 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link
also, this was 1988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Wm4qXC_j4
― koogs, Friday, 15 September 2017 21:35 (seven years ago) link
Indeed, I'd quite like if they could catch this clown with the bucket before I go to my work tomorrow.― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, September 15, 2017 8:54 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink... but anyway I'm certainly not losing any sleep.― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, September 15, 2017 8:54 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkmaybe it was a clown on his way to work? have they checked to see it is was full of confetti?― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, September 15, 2017 8:57 PM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, September 15, 2017 8:54 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Friday, September 15, 2017 8:54 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, September 15, 2017 8:57 PM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"Alright me laddio, yer nicked""Ya got me bang to rights, er I mean allahu akbar"
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/386-clown-police.jpg
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Friday, 15 September 2017 21:48 (seven years ago) link
What's going on in London?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 24 November 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link
Fire engines and armed police on the scene
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Friday, 24 November 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
Unconfirmed reports of shots fired but no reported casualties. Huge police presence and people being cordoned off/kept in shop basements, but it doesn't look that bad on the TV?
― Matt DC, Friday, 24 November 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
Sounds like nothing much.
― The buttermilk of Beelzebub (Tom D.), Friday, 24 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
Gunshots - my friend’s boyfriend is locked in someone’s wine cellar until the all-clear.
― kim jong deal (suzy), Friday, 24 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
At this stage, we have received one report of a woman sustaining a minor injury when leaving Oxford Circus station. There are no other reported casualties. More updates to follow.— BTP (@BTP) November 24, 2017
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 November 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
This is going to sound, and be, very pedantic, but from next time on we use London Rolling for this kind of thing yes good ok
― imago, Friday, 24 November 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
I don't think so, that thread has other uses and I don't want to worry that something's happened every it gets bumped for whatever reason.
― Matt DC, Friday, 24 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link