Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Announced

x-post - pimpin ain't easy when, for some reason, your car has it's hydraulics stuck with you in the air and it's doing a passable impression of a horizontally bendy bus

pimping is best done whilst wearing the PIMP SUIT!!!!!!!!

Big Smoke - Wrong Side Of The Tracks: just shoot at those bastards, you ridiculous fuck! Just shoot at them! With the Gun!

OG Loc - Beach Party: Oh bollocks rhythm action, I'm screwed. Actually, I did alright on the lowrider one, but that's just directions.

Ryder - Home Invasion: I keep forgetting to do this during the appropriate times.

I loved the dancing games in it, they're the only ones I complete first go, I am hoping there is one to SF-UR stuff, but I presume that's too easy.

Also one of my friends, to the great amusement of some other friends, has said the German DJ on the House station is me, with a German accent.

I just attempted the mission with OG having a party on Grove Street, and it said "go and get a haircut and new threads", anyway I got busted on the way to do so and now he says "meet me at the party" on my cellphone. Is it not necessary to get the haircut and new clothes? I kind of wanted to.

"What?? You have not heard of Smooth Joe??? You must be living in a cave! Live in a club! It is my Promised Land"

x-post I tried out red jeans and a red t-shirt but he looked super camp.

great station all round.

I've hit people while aiming at the sky, I think. I assume that most of the problems I've been having will sort themselves out once I get to higher skill levels in cars/bikes/guns etc.

Also, I had completely forgotten how good that Lench Mob song was.

god knows how but I passed all rounds first time - they make you do it on manual aim

i'm having hella problems "stealing from uncle sam" though, i just can't get the hang of the forklift.

the leisure suit is in pro-laps, it is beee-yow-di-fool...

The forklift isn't too bad; it's important to get out after every trip and gun down some National Guardsmen. That buys you a lot of time for being able to transport the boxes before Ryder dies. If you haven't already noticed, your partners in this game are usually wildly ineffectual when it comes to killing people on their own.

the hardest one i got to so far was probably the first mission with Zero at the toy shop. (won't give it away here though) and also the second mission with Zero at the toy shop.. god that was hard.

Ken - gang war with pistol = death

Daniel otm, you have to keep jumping out and killing those soldiers in that mission. Also Steve, make sure you elevate the boxes high enough to slam them into the truck quickly. As far as I know, aswell, they don't fall off even if you zoom around in the forklift, even though they often look precarious.

How do you recruit a gang again? It says I am able to now.

ronan, target with R1 and move the d-pad up.

Er...

I'm stuck on the second Cesar race at the moment, the handling on that thing is awful.

I had one fall off, but then again, I'm uncannily good at fucking things up during a mission.

Er...I think that he meant keep your bike where Smoke's gun is pointing at a 45 degree angle. I was able to put this mission down by staying on the right side of the right tracks with the train on the left. Just stay even with the lead car and watch out for oncoming trains and cars parked in your way!

Yeah, I can't do that either. And the REALLY annoying thing is that it cost me £30,000 just to open the mission! I should have saved my money really, I could've got a nice new house instead. I reckon it's just sidestory though, so I'm leaving it until as late as possible. I mean, I can get down to the last 20 seconds EVERY time, and then it all goes wrong. It's too annoying for words.

My usual outift is - baggy shorts. No top. Sometimes I don't bother with the shorts either, and just go out in my pants. Running around the docks in the rain in just my underwear feels very...apocalyptic.

sorry...