My Friend Got Us Thrown Out of a Karaoke Bar By the Flamboyant Host

^^^ So true.

Foster's... i can't remember if i've had it. maybe like once, but really maybe not. do people drink Foster's?

i haven't drunk it in years. i certainly wouldn't go out of my way to ask for it.

when you get thrown out of a bar you are supposed to grab a bottle of liquor from behind the bar and pour it into your mouth and THEN leave.

If your friend really knew anything about beer and liquor he wouldn't drink stella.

stella >>>>>>>> a lot of the other piss that's out there.

stella's the most popular beer in europe!

sort of like saying "miller lite rules!" but if you have to drink piss lager stella's the best of that breed by many, many very long shots

i went to a table last night to deliver some coffees and the old guy (dining with his two twenty-something sons) roughly nudged me and asked 'what are ya doing after work, darlin'?'.

i replied 'ahhh GOING HOME'

'ohh ya little [something sounding like 'crackkity'??] whore'.

would have bet my left arm that this was a hoos thread

HOOS does the throwing out, sucka.

when you get thrown out of a bar you are supposed to grab a bottle of liquor from behind the bar and pour it into your mouth and THEN leave.

^correct^

if you're going to get kicked out you might aswell make it worth your while. i've sen people do this and STILL not get kicked out!
personally, i would have opted to light something on fire.

last time i got thrown out of a pub i managed to walk back in and carry on drinking. i even shook the manager's hand as i left. nice guy.

My bet is that he was drunk ("middle of the night") and decided that he had something to prove to his companions.

Rofl, this friend is a classy guy and was in no way inebriated.

I'm sorry I even mentioned that he dislikes fosters because he drinks beers he's not fond of frequently as a change of pace and usually doesn't say a word.

He does tend to 'expect' high levels of quality and we've had to talk to him about him sweating the small stuff too much, but he only brought it back because the beer itself went bad. I've never seen him return a beer otherwise.

Plus...he offered to pay for it anyway. Suspicious? nah.

I know I'm gonna get shit for saying "classy guy" now htat I said he insulted the bartender. ick.

LOCK THREAD PLZ.

Face it, dude. Yr pal is Princess Wannagirliedrink.

So why WAS he called McLovin?

wow the assumptions in this thread are really dumb

slumpman--he isn't always creative :)

OMG, Bo is totally secret-crushing on this friend!

The part Bo left out was how he kept giving the bartender titty-twisters.

My manager, my bartender and myself will not tolerate your insults to our beer etc

Just how flamboyant was this bar anyways?

when you get thrown out of a bar you are supposed to grab a bottle of liquor from behind the bar and pour it into your mouth and THEN leave.

I kind of did this once only I went behind the bar when the bartender went out back and started pouring and downing my own pint. Wait - that may have been why I got kicked out. It's a little fuzzy.

Lock the thread I started in ILE about getting kicked out of karaoke bar

I opened a can of worms I didn't intend to, and I think we've all covered the bases in this one!

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, January 6, 2008 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

welcome to the internet, bitch

-- TOMBOT, Sunday, January 6, 2008 6:20 PM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

so how much did you tip?

that's retardedly gay since he doesn't seem to mind locking other threads. oh well.

I tipped fine. I always tip well. I hate those who don't.

besides I tipped before everything happened.

would you go so far as to say flamboyantly gay?

No further comments.

--Parcells

listen, blowjob overface, there were a lot of folks who wanted you banhammerized the first week you started posting, but you're still here. watch ya mouf.

suck my dick

omg

Something's going to happen!!

And it ain't that he's gonna S your D!!!!

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Bo Jackson Overdrive gets himself thrown out of a ILX by the flamboyant moderator!

i am LITERALLY loling at this exchange!

the Tiannenman Square pic was hilarious.

farewell everyone!

the only one who thinks I'm funny ;_;

Goodbye to the person I disagree with the 2nd most on ILX! We'll always have Gabbnebb!

Don't let the door hit you!

*sprays febreze*

!!!

holy

holy shit blowjob overface

wow

aww - and we were only just getting to know eachother.

im so sad i missed this

hahaha Louis

this thread was begging for some HOOS, to be honest.

*sprays febreze*

-- roxymuzak, 07 January 2008 00:13 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

actually, i thought at first this was a HOOS reference!

chuckles

i've never been thrown out of a bar and as my big 30 approaches feel that this might be Failure #73 on a continuing list

there's plenty of time for that one, my friend.
neither have i now that i think about it. i have been refused entry, however!