I ate at Chipotle today because my Mexican options here are not good particularly if I want chipsbut we don’t have queso over here yet. no chorizo either.
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
trying to get my head around living in paris and being so desperate for mexican that i ate chipotle
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
it is because mexican food is the best food
― marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link
tho obv chipotle is a poor approximation
― marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
I've never had chipotle but they're opening one a few blocks from where i live so I'm going to go and be underwhelmed real soon
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link
then be overwhelmed by listeria i guess
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link
I dunno it was a good burrito! I can’t make them at home like that. Can’t eat confit de canard for *every* meal
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:37 (six years ago) link
Can you get just chips and queso? I might do that
― calstars, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
Stock tanking today, glad I sold my shit awhile ago
― calstars, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
On the other hand, I think McDonalds somehow unlearned everything they learned when they had a large share in Chipotle
― mh, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link
"I ate at Chipotle today because my Mexican options here are not good" sums things up
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link
i live in san diego and there are like 25 chipotle locations here ... people are weird as hell
― the late great, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link
their chips are usually terrible though, so much salt
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link
you guys do all realize that Chipotle recently got shit on for paying its workers too much, right? Apparently $9 an hour is too much for the banksters to handle.
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/18/chipotle-downgraded-employee-pay.html
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
The Chipotle near my work has the friendliest, most diverse, well-trained staff and the vibe from the people alone makes me feel ok eating really salty chips?
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link
I am a salt fan
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:13 (six years ago) link
The chips are mostly good. Sometimes you get some really salty ones but that’s what the salsa is for. If y’all eating plain chips then I don’t even know why you left the house, Tostitos got you covered
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link
You have severe problems maintaining sanitary conditions in your restaurants. Also, you need to pay your workers less.
:O=
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link
i don't really have food opinions here but the chipotle i used to live near was a smooth-running operation; i moved literally one town away and my new chipotle is a shitshow, like i've waited 20+ minutes on weeknights on multiple occasions. it's a convenient distance from my house but like i don't go to chipotle to chill in line.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:24 (six years ago) link
always check redfin's chipotle hotness meter before you offer
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, October 25, 2017 4:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is why theyre so good
― Spottie, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
yeah i love their chips but i also would basically eat salt straight up if it were socially acceptable
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
same
also the whole bacterial thing was because of their locally sourced organic thing, controversial opinion
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:42 (six years ago) link
My salt bros, let’s cuddle.
― Jeff, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link
<3
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link
i like the salty chips! also kinda limey too yum
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link
We had a party with Chipotle catering well after the outbreak, and they did great and it was great and everyone was happy. Around $200 to feed 25 folks, well packaged and easily transportable piles of assemble it yourself ingredients, chafing dishes, fires, the whole deal. Thinking of doing it again. Maybe we have a good location?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:51 (six years ago) link
they cater work events for us sometimes & i dig it
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link
I went to pitchfork fest a decade ago and chipotle was catering the backstage area. Saw that skinny dude from Deerhunter eating a burrito the size of my head.
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 03:00 (six years ago) link
chipotle online ordering works well
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 03:08 (six years ago) link
i have been out of the world for a while so i been goin to chipotle lately just to like, engage in commerce, feels ok, kinda anonymous, fills a void that returns quickly, brings back that old feeling of being a wage-earner
― j., Thursday, 26 October 2017 04:19 (six years ago) link
Can’t eat confit de canard for *every* meal
See now if they had a chain that sold modestly priced confit de canard in a fast-casual setting in every mid- to large-size American city I'd be all over that
(though I would have said the same about "Middle Eastern Chipotle" but actually it exists, it's called Naf Naf, and it's not that great)
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link
There's also Roti, another "Middle Eastern Chipotle."
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
I feel like 10 years ago Chipotle had an unimpeachable burrito-wrapping technique, but nowadays they just hand new recruits a tortilla and tell em "you'll get the hang of it!"
― how's life, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
you are overloading your burrito
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link
I think that's down to management not enforcing the training regimen
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link
near the campus where i work there are about 5 or 6 chipotle-style "fast casual" places and they all pretty much suck tbh
― marcos, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
Want you guys to know I bought a Chipotle burrito today because of this thread. It's right next to me in a bag. I'll report back after I eat it. Based on the discussion here, I chose not to get the queso.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
I passed on chipotle because of this thread. I had mini chicken katsu from L&L and am at peace with my decision.
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link
That was OK, I guess. I got the steak. One piece of meat was unchewably gristly and I had to spit it out into a napkin. Something was unexpectedly spicy -- the guacamole? but not in an interesting way, more in a generically hot way. It fulfilled the goal of being fast to purchase, easy to carry and filling, but I'm not enthusiastic about going to Chipotle again.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
which salsa did you choose?
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
Barbacoa you guysJesus
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
mild salsa
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 29 October 2017 05:52 (six years ago) link
that guy who got fired for jerking off in front of all his coworkers at Chipotle is back working at Chipotle, i guess enough time has passed and he's learned his whoops he's jerking off again— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) June 11, 2021
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Friday, 11 June 2021 19:19 (three years ago) link
This is the stupidest take in the history of takes.
https://thefederalist.com/2021/06/10/my-chipotle-bowl-just-got-more-expensive-and-its-the-federal-governments-fault/
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 13 June 2021 17:10 (three years ago) link
The final boss of the hate-click economy.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 13 June 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link
her pinned tweet (ie probably not worth giving this garbage any oxygen at all)
Can we cancel Dr. Fauci instead of Dr. Seuss?— Kylee Zempel (@kyleezempel) March 2, 2021
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 June 2021 05:49 (three years ago) link
Lmao how did I not know this happened? Old but completely missed me
https://www.businessinsider.com/chipotle-homo-ests-promotions-2015-6
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 October 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link
lol
Woman who assaulted Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job for two months
(Judge) Gilligan told Hayne she could cut off 60 days in jail if she agreed to work at least 20 hours per week at a fast-food restaurant for two months.
Hayne accepted.
In court, Hayne apologised and tried to explain the rationale behind her screaming at the Chipotle worker, 26-year-old Emily Russell.
"If I showed you how my food looked and how my food looked a week later from that same restaurant, it's disgusting looking," Hayne said, according to WJW.
"I bet you won't be happy with the food you are going to get in the jail," Mr Gilligan quipped.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:02 (nine months ago) link
a 3 hour trial
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:11 (nine months ago) link